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[Cunth]

over Zoom. This is the lamest timeline ever

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Cato]

over Zoom. This is the lamest timeline ever

Sounds retarded.
I will have a real bbq and drinks, I don't do lame zoom shit.

 

[GHG]

over Zoom. This is the lamest timeline ever

My wife has had to do similar shit. They have to do company end of week drinks over video conference. It's the most cringe thing I've ever witnessed in my life.

I'm self employed and company drinks is pretty much the only thing I miss... Not anymore!

 

[nush]

 

[Bullet Club]

You should wear a tuxedo to this event.

 

[sonomamashine]

Your boss want to change staff, gather round everybody ☠

 

[womfalcs3]

Our work has a company-wide breakfast gathering on Zoom, where there won't be any breakfast.

 

[triplestation]

Don't show up be like yo my internet went out lmao next time next time fuck you I quit lmao

 

[GHG]

Guy's it's my birthday, there's cake in the kitchen!

Everyone get on Zoom so you can watch me eat it while you all eat fake cake.

 

[Cato]

Guy's it's my birthday, there's cake in the kitchen!

Everyone get on Zoom so you can watch me eat it while you all eat fake cake.

Publish the zoom link on reddit with some fake story about it being a childrens birthday party.
There will never be any more zoom meetings at your workplace.

 

[nush]

Cunth Do it, I'm in.

 

[Cunth]

Publish the zoom link on reddit with some fake story about it being a childrens birthday party.

a childrens birthday party.

Cunth Do it, I'm in.

 

[nush]

Obviously not the kids party story, just link me up bro.

 

[Cato]

Obviously not the kids party story, just link me up bro.

Get me in too.
We can compare turds. I need a few days notice though to prepare my diet and the bowel to create an epic log.

 

[Cunth]

while I would love for a bunch of strange gaffers to turn up at my work function and humiliate me , they use a waiting room so you won't even get in I'm afraid

 

[ROMhack]

Embrace it. My boss yelled at me for requesting a 20 minute break earlier, going on to explain she hasn't had time to eat all week thinking I'd be compassionate instead of thinking she's a fucking idiot.

 

[Schattenjäger]

damn thought this was a TrainedRage thread

 

[Mihos]

This thread is giving me flu like symptoms.

 

[LordKasual]

over Zoom. This is the lamest timeline ever

my team just suggested virtual happy hour too.

It's a thing.

 

[Mr Nash]

Maybe your boss thinks people will take getting fired over zoom a little better if they're all a tad tipsy.

 

[bucyou]

i think you know whats needs to be done, cunth


refill the vodka bottle with water, and obnoxiously keep downing shots and screaming, your boss will want your penor since he probably knows you can handle your booze

 

[DESTROYA]

Is your boss brain dead?

 

[Nester99]

We did this last Friday. But no one bothered to log into zoom and just sent photos of alcohol to each other.

 

[PrellboGark]

while I would love for a bunch of strange gaffers to turn up at my work function and humiliate me , they use a waiting room so you won't even get in I'm afraid

My rate is about 150€ an hour, bitch.

 

[BigBooper]

Have some shot glasses filled with water lined up and as soon as it starts pass out on the keyboard and "accidentally " press escape.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Flash 'em

 

[SpartanN92]

You should invite your boss to gaf. Once he sees who you really are he will never invite you to anything again! Problem solved.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

You'll never reach 26,000 reactions, bud.

 

[MastAndo]

My wife has had to do similar shit. They have to do company end of week drinks over video conference. It's the most cringe thing I've ever witnessed in my life.

I'm self employed and company drinks is pretty much the only thing I miss... Not anymore!

My company is doing something similar - a weekly wellness check, so to speak, as part of our management group meetings. Fortunately, everyone is older, so no one of that demographic to complain about their current, debilitating anxiety over Covid-19, so it's straight to business, thankfully. We still have to stare at each other over our webcams though, for no particular reason. Shit is bizarre, can't imagine making a social event out of it.

 

[DESTROYA]

over Zoom. This is the lamest timeline ever

Invite him over for a orgy over zoom and watch you bang chicks.

 

[quickwhips]

My team usually does drinks once a month. We are talking about playing some team fortress classic and beer. There are usually 12-20 of us. Social distant drinking could be fun.

 

[highrider]

Just start casually doing a bong hit in the midst of office small talk.

 

[Foamy]

Tell your boss to get a life.

 

[Grinchy]

Use a green screen and give yourself some creative backgrounds. The normies from work will love it. Then, about 15 minutes in, get out of there and pretend your internet is dead.

No one will suspect you did it on purpose after you went to so much trouble to set up a green screen and make people laugh. It'll just be such a shame that the fun guy who was into the idea was having technical problems! Darn.

 

[Cunth]

what if i do a green screen of a really zoomed in shot of my ballsack. so zoomed in people can't really tell what it is, but some of them will think, 'is that a....?'

 

[TheStruggler]

Im a teacher and had a staff meeting today over zoom, stupidest shit ever but hey Im literally being paid to be at home and do nothing, already locked in my grades and wrote report cards. This year is a wash and done for me, now just waiting for the weather to clear up and sit in the sun in the back yard

 

[DeepEnigma]

My wife has had to do similar shit. They have to do company end of week drinks over video conference. It's the most cringe thing I've ever witnessed in my life.

I'm self employed and company drinks is pretty much the only thing I miss... Not anymore!

It could turn into a hell of a show if the hot girl gets very tipsy. Going by past company parties in person.

Allll aboard, the hot mess express! Choo choo!