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My bread is depressed...

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Toots

Gold Member
That's because you got duped OP. It's not bread it's soft bread and it definitively had a stroke.

What you want to buy next time is baguette !
Don't forget your beret, flower bouquet, marinière and cigarette or else the boulangère won't sell it to you.
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Nydius

Gold Member
When you treat your teeth like a Swiss Army Knife. Go-Go-Gadget-Nail-Trimmer-and-File.

Also how one ends up with a nice case of osteomyelitis. Just ask my wife, who currently has a peripherally inserted central catheter and needs another 4 weeks of slow push IV daptomycin because she chewed her nails, broke skin, and got an infection under the nail that made it to the bone of her finger.

53 years old and I have to yell at her like a parent of a 6 year old whenever she starts to put her fingers near her mouth. 😐
 
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