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[SlickWilly223]

I think I'll go do her.

 

[shuri]

ok

 

[goodcow]

OMG HAWT

 

[SlickWilly223]

I'm really considering fridge fucking this one.

 

[demon]

Go for the H-clap!

 

[SlickWilly223]

Dude I'm going for the G-spot.

 

[evil ways]

Skeet on those feet.

 

[Baron Aloha]

WTF? No pics?

 

[BlackMage]

if you have sex with her you will also be having sex with your brother you sick fuck. unless he hasnt hit it yet.

 

[MacGuffin]

WTF? No pics?

^

 

[Mama Smurf]

I hope her first words as you enter her are: "Huh....guess it doesn't run in the family. Hey has the ceiling always been that colour?"

 

[SlickWilly223]

Nah they're going out on their first date right now, bros.

Dude she's hot, though. She wears glasses, and generally that's pretty nerdy, but she's looking fine with them. Her brown hair caresses her neck like fields of wheat swaying in the gentle breeze. Legs that go on forever, and she's wearing a jean-skirt with a black shirt.

Baby, don't waste your time with my brother, I grew up with him, he doesn't deserve you, baby. He's done some stupid things in the past, like shit and piss in his bed in the same night back in the day... and some things don't change!!!

She'll jump my bones once she sees that horrible mole the shape of Italy on his back!!

 

[Littleberu]

I love when nerds on internet message boards say : "I'll bang her like there's no tomorrow!" or something like that. Pretty funny.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Technically I'm a nerd, but in reality I'm the closest thing to Rambo you'll ever come by.

 

[demon]

I love when nerds on internet message boards say : "I'll bang her like there's no tomorrow!" or something like that. Pretty funny.

What do you mean? I'm sure the Olsen Twins have twats he size of canyons by now.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Is your brother hot? I'll take him.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Is this a fake-give-me-a-tag thread? Magic 8ball says yes.

 

[BlackMage]

Is this a fake-give-me-a-tag thread? Magic 8ball says yes.

no. this is a "hey look at me; im a joke character!" thread.

 

[SlickWilly223]

You fools. I've posted quality info and discussion in the past, don't judge me because my brother's girlfriend, who I'm going to bone violently, is so hot.

I expected such animosity on the video-game boards, but not in the Off Topic, damn. It's a Saturday night boys, go out and have some fun. I know that's what I'm about to do.

One luv.

 

[olimario]

I'd be impressed if you could get her into bed...
I'd be more impressed if you could get your brother into bed.

 

[SlickWilly223]

I'd be impressed if you could get her into bed...
I'd be more impressed if you could get your brother into bed.

Woah, getting soft on me olimario?

 

[MIMIC]

I'd be impressed if you could get her into bed...
I'd be more impressed if you could get your brother into bed.

I'd be impressed if he could do both.

(impressed = disgusted. )

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

Jesus you are a fucking loser. Go you.

 

[VPhys]

This thread is worthless without pics.

 

[olimario]

My older brother doesn't have, hasn't had, and will never have a girlfriend.
I'm sure he sees my girlfriend, logs on to his message board of choice and posts about how hard he's going to bone her when I'm not around.

 

[Ramirez]

LMAO...you people crack me up sometimes.

 

[way more]

My brother's fiance is fucking hot.

 

[demon]

My older brother doesn't have, hasn't had, and will never have a girlfriend.
I'm sure he sees my girlfriend, logs on to his message board of choice and posts about how hard he's going to bone her when I'm not around.

Is this the same brother that took your naked picture for the OA forum? And can he not get a girlfriend because he's morbidly obese?

 

[Che]

Technically I'm a nerd, but in reality I'm the closest thing to Rambo you'll ever come by.

:lol They have to tag this to you.

 

[AssMan]

I smell a female nerd who's into Final Fantasy 10 characters........

 

[olimario]

Is this the same brother that took your naked picture for the OA forum? And can he not get a girlfriend because he's morbidly obese?

The very same.

 

[MrSingh]

this thread is worthless without ninjashot.

 

[Ramirez]

LMAO...so your brother takes pics of you naked,wtf man...*dies*

 

[olimario]

LMAO...so your brother takes pics of you naked,wtf man...*dies*

It was a joke.

 

[FortNinety]

My left hand is fucking hot.

 

[Triumph]

I'd be impressed if you could get her into bed...
I'd be more impressed if you could get your brother into bed.

That's the idea, man! Get some old "wobbly H" action on with your bro and his girl!

 

[Scrow]

people who make threads like this and don't provide pictures should be banned without warning.

 

[olimario]

If he posts pictures he's an attention whore (see oli).
If not, everyone wants him banned.

 

[Dan]

If he posts pictures he's an attention whore (see oli).
If not, everyone wants him banned.

Yes, and?

In 99% of all cases, it will either be a purely attention seeking thread or be completely useless.

 

[FortNinety]

If he posts pictures he's an attention whore (see oli).
If not, everyone wants him banned.

Did you just refer yourself in the third person? God I hate people when they do that.

 

[olimario]

"God I hate people when they do that."

 

[Particle Physicist]

My older brother doesn't have, hasn't had, and will never have a girlfriend.
I'm sure he sees my girlfriend, logs on to his message board of choice and posts about how hard he's going to bone her when I'm not around.

wow.. well.. thats some family love right there. :x

 

[DCX]

I think I'll go do her.

SwEeT!!!

DCX