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My car was broken into... again!

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AntoneM

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I was wondering if anyone here had some tips to prevent your car from being broken into since this is the 2nd time in 6 months that it's happened. The first time they didn't break anything, they took the cd player but that was it. This time they smashe the window but for some reason they left the CD player, and took my subs and a few CD's. These are 2 seperate incidents since the last tiem it happened my car was on the other side of Phoenix. I have an alarm and it has that flashing red light and stuff I just don't know what elese to do.
 

demi

Member
stop putting stuff in your car, the thieves won't care anymore

be sure to leave a post-it note on your car every night: "There is nothing worth stealing in here. Seriously."

they'll get the message
 

Nerevar

they call me "Man Gravy".
I've had my car broken into 4 seperate times. Twice to steal a CD player (The second time the faceplate was hidden in the glove compartment - they broke in and took it anyway), once to steal a set of speakers on my back set, and once to steal a laptop. Know what I found the best way to keep thieves out?


Don't keep expensive shit in your car.


Seriously, there's no other way. I had a friend who had a $1000 alarm system in his car to complement his $2000 stereo system. The first things the thieves did was pry open his trunk (doing body damage to his car) and cut the line from the battery to the alarm. The car alarm people claimed the alarm did it's job - the people weren't able to steal his car. But it didn't stop them from getting inside the car to steal everything in the first place.
 

AntoneM

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Sure, I had a few CD's (4) in the car but they were in the glove compartment, the CD face was in my room and there were a few reciepts scattered around, no bank reciepts, maybe a receipt from using my debit card but that was it. I just don't get why they chose my car over others, twice, and was wondering if there was something more I could do.
 

demi

Member
Set it up, make it look wanting. The thieves will come over...

...and you'll shoot them.

Try it!

If you want something done you gotta do it yourself, fellow vigilante.
 

Nerevar

they call me "Man Gravy".
max_cool said:
Sure, I had a few CD's (4) in the car but they were in the glove compartment, the CD face was in my room and there were a few reciepts scattered around, no bank reciepts, maybe a receipt from using my debit card but that was it. I just don't get why they chose my car over others, twice, and was wondering if there was something more I could do.

I thought you said the second time they took your sub, as in subwoofer? That's pretty expensive.
 

Tuvoc

Member
demi said:
Well yeah you could get a gun, but something less fatal would help too, like a blunt object.

Fuck that. The thieves themselves probably have guns.


Grenades are the way to go! Just don't toss them too close to your car.
 

AntoneM

Member
Nerevar said:
I thought you said the second time they took your sub, as in subwoofer? That's pretty expensive.

they did, I was just letting people know that it wasn't because I have 100 dollar bills lying around with stacks of CD's for everyone to see in my car. the silver lining is that my subwolfers were taking up too much space anyway, I'll have to wait and pay off my window first, that's what pisses me off. Sure, I'm not happy that some of my stuff was stolen, but to be such a shitty ass criminal that you have to break my window to do it, that pisses me off.
 
Theives give up their human rights the second they enter your property.

Capture them at gunpoint, pull their toenails off and push pins into the soft tissue beneath really slowly. Do the same with the hands, then put some pins in the eyes. Make them bite a few razor blades til the jaw meets the head.

After a good old torturing, sprinkle some petrol on for a little garnish,
Kill, then serve as a puppet. Here's one I made earlier:

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AntoneM

Member
'97 Ford Contour GL

I don't think it's at the top of any lists or anything. I'm just going to go with the bad luck thing. I've had it for 5 years and never had someone break into it until the last 6 months.
 

number386

Member
max_cool said:
'97 Ford Contour GL

I don't think it's at the top of any lists or anything. I'm just going to go with the bad luck thing. I've had it for 5 years and never had someone break into it until the last 6 months.

It's not like it's a great ride, no offense intended. Demi brings up some great point's, also buy one of those alarm stickers, where it says this car is protected by alarm XXXX system and try to bluff the crooks into thinking there is an alarm on the car. Good luck
 

missAran

Member
Leave NOTHING in it, I mean absolutely nothing and then leave it unlocked. That way they can search all they want, conclude nothing's in there and you'll windows won't be broken (unless they're jerks).
 

Escape Goat

Member
My friend lives in downtown Indianapolis and the parking lot for his complex is right under Interstate 65 that runs through the city. He doesn't lock his car. Theres alot of homeless and lowlifes that come out to seek refuge under the overpass so he just leaves his car unlocked. His reasoning is he'd rather someone look in his car and find theres nothing to steal than to break a window and find theres nothing to steal.

I keep telling him his car is going to start smelling like urine from when homeless fall asleep in his car.
 

Flynn

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In some countries there's a thing called the "junkies curse" or the "theives curse."

Basically, it's a little plaque with a curse against the person that steals from you.

Apparently, it works. Theives and junkies are generally dumb.
 

speedpop

Has problems recognising girls
Best one is when I had my car broken into, NOTHING was taken except my spare home keys which had been thrown over the railing and onto the road below. I grabbed them afterwards :lol
 

Flynn

Member
speedpop said:
Best one is when I had my car broken into, NOTHING was taken except my spare home keys which had been thrown over the railing and onto the road below. I grabbed them afterwards :lol

The hobos in my neigborhood broke my wife's hood release and stole a bag of clothes that was going to Goodwill.
 

Burger

Member
Get an engineer to strap down speakers & subs with metal brackets, bolted to the chasis. Put the cd player under the passengers chair or something (stacker), and again, bolt the headunit down.

If a theif cannot get something in the first couple of minutes, he will give up most of the time. If you make stuff so frikken hard to steal, they just wont bother.
 
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