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qcf x2 said:
You guys are crazy, I'd hit it. Seriously.


PhlegmMaster said:
Awww, c'mon, she's not that bad. A bit overweight, but not ugly. I'd hit it if she has a nice personality.


qcf x2: Do you come with the Xbox 360?

Thunder Thighs: Oh you! *giggle*



PhlegmMaster: Do you come with the Xbox 360?

Thunder Thighs: Oh you! *giggle*
 
Jeff-DSA said:
qcf x2: Do you come with the Xbox 360?

Thunder Thighs: Oh you! *giggle*

PhlegmMaster: Do you come with the Xbox 360?

Thunder Thighs: Oh you! *giggle*


LOL, I saw your post before the edit! :lol :lol :lol :lol


Die. :(
 
PhlegmMaster said:
Awww, c'mon, she's not that bad. A bit overweight, but not ugly. I'd hit it if she has a nice personality.

EDIT: Also, big titz.

I don't mind a bit overweight if it comes with a cute face... but... no.
 
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wow, you guys are on crack. She has a nice, curvy body.... more cushin for pushin if you know what I mean.... Now lets see pics of your girlfriends in strings and stockings. :p
 
No stockings:
edit: I've tried putting them according to date, as far as I can remember. Newest pic on the bottom.
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Note: GAF is better for having the other face MAF'd. The girl is hideos.
 
No offense to you or your lady, but I find the x360 whore to be more attractive. Possibly because she's near-naked. But I'm no scientist.
 
Holy crap LordMaji!

I was a few inches away from my screen when I was going to check my newly posted reply and that horrible scream pic suddenly covered the screen. I jumped skyhigh!
 
So glad the girlfriend and I rubbed one out BEFORE seeing that. It would have been hard to explain...

Me: This has never happened before! I swear!
Her: Um...Is this going to be an ongoing problem?
Me: Well as long as I remember that XBox 360 eBay girl...:(
 
Seriously. You guys haven't seen ugly.

I used to pick the girls for the Beaver Hunt in Hustler. The reject pile was truly something else.

This girl would have easily made the cut.
 
Ecrofirt said:
No stockings:
edit: I've tried putting them according to date, as far as I can remember. Newest pic on the bottom.
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I have terrible hair myself so I can't really talk, but that hairstyle has got to be one of the funniest I've seen on the internet. I'm sorry.
 
BuG said:
I have terrible hair myself so I can't really talk, but that hairstyle has got to be one of the funniest I've seen on the internet. I'm sorry.
It was a forced haircut. I was always forced to get my haircut for formals in school.

That one was particularly bad, though. If I remember correctly, when I first got it, my friends called it the "Bruce Lee".
 
I'm pretty sure that's Velocity Girl and you can order her line of lingerie through the Xbox Live Market Place for only 40 points!

Hair-do also comes with a free bowl of soup.
 
Ecrofirt said:
It was a forced haircut. I was always forced to get my haircut for formals in school.

That one was particularly bad, though. If I remember correctly, when I first got it, my friends called it the "Bruce Lee".
I can definitely see the resemblance. :lol You're much more hip now, though. Go you!
 
BuG said:
I can definitely see the resemblance. :lol You're much more hip now, though. Go you!

Here's a great comparison pic:
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Holy shit. That hair is EXACTLY the same, sans his slightly longer sideburns things.
 
Everytime I come to this thread I have to see her again...she's definately growing on me. She's not hideous, just not that great looking either. But on those cold lonely winter nights she'll do...a few beers and she's be alright actually.
 
qcf x2 said:
You guys are crazy, I'd hit it. Seriously.

It is because of this kind of thought that daytime talk shows will forever have an abundance of source material.

The sad part is she was probably told by someone that she was tremedously sexy in that outfit.

Sad.

This is as bad as your mind can comprehend. : (
 
Many of you must still be in High School or College, where you're surrounded by hotter women than you ever will be ever again in your life. Now that I'm a ripe old 25 that chick is not that bad, still thinner and better looking than many many of the women out in the "real world".
 
KingV said:
Many of you must still be in High School or College, where you're surrounded by hotter women than you ever will be ever again in your life. Now that I'm a ripe old 25 that chick is not that bad, still thinner and better looking than many many of the women out in the "real world".
I'm sorry you hang around ugly chicks.
 
Poor girl looks thrilled to be alive...and that's before she googles "prruuwuu" and finds this thread. Then her dream of blowing Fred Durst will be shattered forever. I hope we're all proud of ourselves.

(stifled laughter)
 
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