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My Girlfriend nailing brother seeks cranium cracking and spine resetting

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ReoyeKGB

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I'm not 100% sure that my brother is nailing my girlfriend but I am pretty damn sure. First off I'm certain the guy is a V-neck and has never even come close to a pussy outside of snapping one off to Playboy. Our relationship has never been too good because we grew up in a dysfunctional family where he was always favored over me. He got the grades while I grew the drugs. There's the background now on to the real shit.

Last week my girlfriend had her birthday and came to my place with a gift. In that bag was a skimpy two piece lingerie set in her favorite color of pink. I figured she bought it but it turns out my brother bought it for her as a gift! Now that's fucking retarded IMO and she even defended the action calling him "sweet" and other crap like that. What's worse is that the only gift for her I had was a few joints and six pack to chill with. Another annoying thing she does is carry a photo of my V-neck brother in her purse. She claims she does that because he will be part of the family when I marry her. When I'm done with him I even doubt he'll still be part of the family.

I personally think my brother needs a cranium cracking and a spine resetting after I'm done with him. Am I overreating here? To be fair I have been known to be quite fucked up and a loose cannon.
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
The fact that you even have to ask if you're getting fucked over.... yes you are....and apparently he has come close to a pussy.... yours. ;)
 
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Boomer

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You got owned bitch, just think about all the times you kissed her right after your brother gave her a warm shot in the mouth.
 
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Teddman

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Well, when would he have an opportunity to get at your girlfriend? Do they ever spend time together when you're not around? Please list some other suspicious factors besides the lingerie gift to help us evaluate the odds that he's hooking up with your girl.
 
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robertsan21

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she probably wants a good guy that is smart enough to not take drugs, hence your brother!

only idiots take drugs!!

but hey i know what you should do.


Smoke the joints and all the uderdrugs you take alone, do NOT i repeat do NOT drag other people in to your F-up world!

do drugs until you pass out and when you wake up i hope you understand that your making your life more shitty than it already is while taking shitty drugs.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
robertsan21 said:
she probably wants a good guy that is smart enough to not take drugs, hence your brother!

only idiots take drugs!!

but hey i know what you should do.


Smoke the joints and all the uderdrugs you take alone, do NOT i repeat do NOT drag other people in to your F-up world!

do drugs until you pass out and when you wake up i hope you understand that your making your life more shitty than it already is while taking shitty drugs.
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Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon
robertsan21 said:
she probably wants a good guy that is smart enough to not take drugs, hence your brother!

only idiots take drugs!!

but hey i know what you should do.


Smoke the joints and all the uderdrugs you take alone, do NOT i repeat do NOT drag other people in to your F-up world!

do drugs until you pass out and when you wake up i hope you understand that your making your life more shitty than it already is while taking shitty drugs.
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at least he doesnt wear womens clothes. ;)
 
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border

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C'mon, haven't you people learned anything after being made to look foolish by Bogeyker? This is amusing (if obvious) fiction. I particularly like the bizarre slang (V-neck).

A note to joke posters: try not to make your "joke thread" the very first thing you post.
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Just dump her ass, you act like your brother did it on his own. Even if she didn't cheat, you don't trust her. You must have other reasons for not trusting in her faith, so why even waste your time? You're going to think she cheated again...

Leave your brother alone, dump her, and move on. I don't get why people hang around a group they can't trust. If I don't trust you, I don't talk to you.
 
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JackFrost2012

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C'mon, haven't you people learned anything after being made to look foolish by Bogeyker?
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Another clue is that "ReoyeKGB" is a poorly disguised anagram of "Bogeyker."

Please, people, stop and think for like FIVE SECONDS. That's all we ask.
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
JackFrost2012 said:
Anothre clue since "ReoyeKGB" is a particularly poorly disguised anagram of "Bogeyker."

Please, people, stop and think for like FIVE SECONDS. That's all we ask.
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I thought it was fun to respond to posts... regardless :(

Anyway who is Bogeyker I must have missed that thread....
 
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ReoyeKGB

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Woah..woah. My girlfriend also does her fair share of drugs too so don't act like I'm dragging her down too. I hate tennis because it's a sissy sport so he and her will go together the odd time. They also go to the opera too because that's also lame. No and as far as I know I've never seen a picture of myself in her wallet. It could be there though. And I am 27 and he's 23. My girlfriend is 18.
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
ReoyeKGB said:
Woah..woah. My girlfriend also does her fair share of drugs too so don't act like I'm dragging her down too. I hate tennis because it's a sissy sport so he and her will go together the odd time. They also go to the opera too because that's also lame. No and as far as I know I've never seen a picture of myself in her wallet. It could be there though. And I am 27 and he's 23. My girlfriend is 18.
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JackFrost2012

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ReoyeKGB said:
And I am 27 and he's 23. My girlfriend is 18.
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I think you need to combine this joke with your previous one! Tell us about how your brother sometimes takes baths with and oil massages your girlfriend, and you're wondering if you should be suspicious.
 
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ReoyeKGB

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Last time I checked 18 was purely legal and I'm sure any 27 year old guy would do the same. Even you guys in here would too. I even know guys in their 40s and 50s that score with girls that are 18.
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
ReoyeKGB said:
Last time I checked 18 was purely legal and I'm sure any 27 year old guy would do the same. Even you guys in here would too. I even know guys in their 40s and 50s that score with girls that are 18.
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And they are scumbags. I don't buy into the "age is just a number" bullshit. There is a huge difference in life experience between 18 and 27. Get a woman your own age. Most of the time when I see a 18 year old girl with some 30 year old guy, he is a scumbag and she is too young to see that. Women his own age won't touch him cause he isn't going anywhere. :lol

But of course that's just my opinion and observations, it's your joke character life.
 
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ReoyeKGB

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What the hell is that? That other shit is just fucking retarded about a dad diddling his boy scout son. Pure coincidence man. Don't insult the KGB with Ned Flanders type pedo dads. You're lucky this is the internet and not the streets dude.
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
ReoyeKGB said:
What the hell is that? That other shit is just fucking retarded about a dad diddling his boy scout son. Pure coincidence man. Don't insult the KGB with Ned Flanders type pedo dads. You're lucky this is the internet and not the streets dude.
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ROTFLMAO!
 
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