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aoi tsuki · Oct 19, 2004

Ecrofirt said:
dude, there's a simple solution.

SMACK HIM WITH YOUR COCK

You mean FHUTA

VitaBone · Oct 19, 2004

Doth Togo said:
:lol at the white trash in this thread.

I tend to agree.

JackFrost2012 · Oct 19, 2004

ReoyeKGB said:
What the hell is that? That other shit is just fucking retarded about a dad diddling his boy scout son. Pure coincidence man. Don't insult the KGB with Ned Flanders type pedo dads. You're lucky this is the internet and not the streets dude.

You wanna throw down, I'm game!

Name the IRC server and channel and I'LL BE THERE!!

ReoyeKGB · Oct 19, 2004

I don't have a satellite.

Claus · Oct 19, 2004

Sounds like bullshit.

RobotChant · Oct 19, 2004

ReoyeKGB said:
A V-neck is another term for virgins.

Then you should stop calling him that since he's probably no longer a virgin anymore. Seriously, who the fuck are you? Your post is like some kind of unorthodox riddle.

Particle Physicist · Oct 19, 2004

maybe this story is a metaphor for his relationship with his son and how his wife is trying to steal him away from him.

JackFrost2012 · Oct 19, 2004

They call them "V-necks" because of the way they wear a lanyard holding their "V-card".

Paestum · Oct 19, 2004

I only thought stuff like this happens in movies. Sounds like your brother broke all the family trust that should exist there. I feel really bad for you if this is true. Do your parents know about this at all?

heavy liquid · Oct 19, 2004

duderon · Oct 19, 2004

This guy should be allowed to keep making names because these stories are fucking hilarious :lol

+1 GA Archive

Prospero · Oct 19, 2004

Both this and the "Bogeyker" thread have been examples of joke-character genius that piss away all their potential by becoming too outrageous too early, and erring on the side of providing too much detail and embellishment instead of just enough.

Here, for instance, ReoyeKGB should have left out the detail of the joints in the first post, and stopped with the six-pack of beer as a gift: the joints were overkill. The beer should have been either Pabst Blue Ribbon, or some kind of upmarket malt liquor like Elephant, depending on what direction you wanted to take the character.

ReoyeKGB · Oct 19, 2004

My mom's a mess man and my dad only gets it up when my brother receives an A in class.

JackFrost2012 · Oct 19, 2004

Oh man, I can't believe this ... my brother, he ... Goddammit, where to begin ...

See, I've been seeing this girl for like two months. It's been going really well so far; she's totally cool, we get along really well, share a lot of the same interests, etc. We've fooled around a bit, but have yet to go "all the way" because she "doesn't feel ready." I've talked about this with my little brother from time to time, and he's always shrugged it off and told me not to worry about it, that when she was ready she'd let me know. He always seemed nervous when talking about her, though, and I could never figure out why... Well, to make a long story short, a few minutes ago I confronted him with all the evidence I've got, and now I know for sure:

My brother is fucking ReoyeKGB's girlfriend. That slut.

VitaBone · Oct 19, 2004

ReoyeKGB said:
My mom's a mess man and my dad only gets it up when my brother receives an A in class.

What the fuck?

Makura · Oct 19, 2004

1. Confront your brother about the lingerie - ask bluntly - "did you have sex w/my GF?"
2. Come back to GAF for further advice.

Gek54 · Oct 19, 2004

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Mermandala · Oct 19, 2004

how long till the letters just spell greekboy again? enough of this soul train mini-game.

Ecrofirt · Oct 19, 2004

good god, why couldn't I see that?

Mermandala · Oct 19, 2004

do you have a rose in your hair? are you holding up kitty?

Ecrofirt · Oct 19, 2004

No, and I really hope you don't. That would just be odd.

ReoyeKGB · Oct 19, 2004

If I confront him then he will just deny it. Wouldn't you?

Makura · Oct 19, 2004

:lol

levious · Oct 19, 2004

Mermandala said:
how long till the letters just spell greekboy again? enough of this soul train mini-game.

Ah, beaten to it. But yeah, pushing obscure slang and acting like everyone knows it is definitely his deal.

Gek54 · Oct 19, 2004

If I confront him then he will just deny it. Wouldn't you?

You might be surprised

Makura · Oct 19, 2004

ReoyeKGB said:
If I confront him then he will just deny it. Wouldn't you?

Yeah but his body language, HOW he denies it, etc. will probably be quite telling.

BojTrek · Oct 19, 2004

Can't wait to see you guys on...

ReoyeKGB · Oct 19, 2004

You guys are insane. Next someone will say my avatar says:

"Komrade Greek Boy

Still watching You"

Mermandala · Oct 19, 2004

dress up like your girlfriend for halloween and see if he tries to jack yer big-O lantern.

DaCocoBrova · Oct 19, 2004

Smoke the joints and all the uderdrugs you take alone, do NOT i repeat do NOT drag other people in to your F-up world!

do drugs until you pass out and when you wake up i hope you understand that your making your life more shitty than it already is while taking shitty drugs.

STFU!

ReoyeKGB · Oct 19, 2004

I don't agree Makura because my brother has always been scared shitless of me so his body language always tells me that. I think I have to set him up somehow.

Particle Physicist · Oct 19, 2004

this isnt funny anymore. :/

you were too obvious. try to be a bit more subtle next time

Saint Cornelius · Oct 19, 2004

ReoyeKGB said:
You guys are insane. Next someone will say my avatar says:

"Komrade Greek Boy

Still watching You"

That's awesome

bishoptl · Oct 19, 2004

*click ReoyeKGB*

*check User IP*

*IP match - Tool*

*delete account*

*drink grapefruit juice*

And no, this one won't be going in the archives. No sense in rewarding buffoonery.

duderon · Oct 19, 2004

Makura said:
Yeah but his body language, HOW he denies it, etc. will probably be quite telling.

:lol :lol

Keep it up Makura! He needs more help!

:lol

demon · Oct 19, 2004

bishoptl said:
*click ReoyeKGB*

*check User IP*

*IP match - Tool*

*delete account*

*drink grapefruit juice*

And no, this one won't be going in the archives. No sense in rewarding buffoonery.

awwww

duderon · Oct 19, 2004

bishoptl said:
*click ReoyeKGB*

*check User IP*

*IP match - Tool*

*delete account*

*drink grapefruit juice*

And no, this one won't be going in the archives. No sense in rewarding buffoonery.

Did you ban his IP?

Ecrofirt · Oct 19, 2004

bishoptl said:
*click ReoyeKGB*

*check User IP*

*IP match - Tool*

*delete account*

*drink grapefruit juice*

And no, this one won't be going in the archives. No sense in rewarding buffoonery.

being blind in one eye doesn't stop the phenom known as Bish.

Particle Physicist · Oct 19, 2004

bishoptl said:
*click ReoyeKGB*

*check User IP*

*IP match - Tool*

*delete account*

*drink grapefruit juice*

And no, this one won't be going in the archives. No sense in rewarding buffoonery.

:lol

i guess he liked having conversations with himself:

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?p=479588#post479588

duderon · Oct 19, 2004

quadriplegicjon said:
:lol

i guess he liked having conversations with himself:

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?p=479588#post479588

:lol :lol

Incognito · Oct 19, 2004

nothing the matter with conversations by yourself. sorta livens the place up, no?

Mermandala · Oct 19, 2004

look kitty we did it! we KILLED greekboy.

*squeezes kitty without looking at it*

*continues staring at monitor intently*

levious · Oct 19, 2004

Tool was also the one that defended greekboy at every turn.

Paestum · Oct 19, 2004

What's all this history that I missed? Who's greekboy, tool, bogeykre?

Malleymal · Oct 19, 2004

damn I am late to the party...

levious · Oct 19, 2004

Paestum said:
What's all this history that I missed? Who's greekboy, tool, bogeykre?

all the same person, plus Lisha Lashes.

Basically he got laid some years ago and just was so proud of himself that he took up a campaign to belittle virgins everywhere.

Paestum · Oct 19, 2004

levious said:
all the same person, plus Lisha Lashes.

Basically he got laid some years ago and just was so proud of himself that he took up a campaign to belittle virgins everywhere.

Why not just stop the guy from creating multiple accounts??? Why does he keep getting let back in?

levious · Oct 19, 2004

good question, why DO they keep letting you back in. They must enjoy it I guess. You're starting this account off just like you did with Tool though.

Paestum · Oct 19, 2004

JackFrost2012 · Oct 19, 2004

levious said:
good question, why DO they keep letting you back in. They must enjoy it I guess. You're starting this account off just like you did with Tool though.

:lol

Yeah, it's pretty damned obvious ... shouldn't there be like a 24-hour waiting period between new joke charas?

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