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[Socreges]

Even when I walk, it hurts a bit. So running later on might prove to be a challenge.

Do I ice it? Hot water (bath)? Stretch it frequently? Or just rest and hope for the best?

 

[Boomer]

OMG WHY AREN'T YOU GOING TO THE DOCTOR WTF?!!!!!!!

 

[bishoptl]

This has been a banner week for OT titles, btw.

 

[Socreges]

OMG WHY AREN'T YOU GOING TO THE DOCTOR WTF?!!!!!!!

Yeah, I've gotten that before, too. It's just... this isn't that serious... and I figure on a board with hundreds of members, at least one person would have a good idea.

 

[Archaix]

Yeah, I've gotten that before, too. It's just... this isn't that serious... and I figure on a board with hundreds of members, at least one person would have a good idea.

A pretty good idea would be to avoid running. That's just me, though. My groin being sore is its way of telling me it is staying right where it is for now.

 

[Socreges]

A pretty good idea would be to avoid running. That's just me, though. My groin being sore is its way of telling me it is staying right where it is for now.

I'm trying out for a soccer team and we have our first exhibition game tonight. I need to play and I need to be in decent shape. I'll have several days off after this, so I can afford to aggravate it.

 

[Vormund]

Just keep rubbing it.

 

[Socreges]

Just keep rubbing it.

Rejuvenating AND fun!

 

[Mama Smurf]

Play in goal.

 

[impirius]

Get it removed, people can survive with only one groin

 

[Socreges]

Get it removed, people can survive with only one groin

Har.

The left side, yes.

 

[impirius]

Yes.

In all seriousness, you should probably take it easy for a while. You may not have to play soccer for a few days after the first game, but that doesn't mean it's not going to hurt like a mofo all day anyway if you aggravate it. I tried that with shin splints a couple of times... after I couldn't sleep at all because of the pain, I finally figured out that it wasn't a good idea.

 

[Socreges]

I understand.

But I went through with it. Glad I did. My groin didn't bug me at all oddly enough [tomorrow morning might be different] and I played really well, too.

Oh yeah, and we won.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

is it the actual testicle that hurts? that happened to me last year. It was hurting for days, and it hurt so bad i had to give in and go to the emergency room. Let me tell you, having some chick do a sonogram on my nut is one of the 7 best experiences of my life.

 

[Socreges]

is it the actual testicle that hurts? that happened to me last year. It was hurting for days, and it hurt so bad i had to give in and go to the emergency room. Let me tell you, having some chick do a sonogram on my nut is one of the 7 best experiences of my life.

Haha.

"Sorry, I blinked. We'll have to do that again."

 

[snaildog]

Is it normal for your balls to REALLY ache after being turned on for ages without ejaculating? Like when you haven't been going out with your girlfriend for quite that long enough yet? It's happened a few times.

 

[fennec fox]

Is it normal for your balls to REALLY ache after being turned on for ages without ejaculating? Like when you haven't been going out with your girlfriend for quite that long enough yet? It's happened a few times.

Dr. Fox prescribes two wanks a day for five days

 

[snaildog]

Yeah, I found the cure myself! Just wondering if other people get it.

 

[Killthee]

Is it normal for your balls to REALLY ache after being turned on for ages without ejaculating? Like when you haven't been going out with your girlfriend for quite that long enough yet? It's happened a few times.

Its called Blue Balls.

 

[Mr Gump]

A common stereotype is that of the young man who uses blue balls as an excuse to pressure an unwilling woman into sexual activity.

And it works!

 

[J2 Cool]

Its called Blue Balls.

nice text color

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

hernia?

 

[heavy liquid]

hernia?

That's what it sounds like.

Happened to me a little over a year ago...

I suggest Shouldice Hospital in Toronto.

 

[clipunderground]

Lather your nuts in "Icy Hot". It works like a charm, and you'll be running like a champ in no time.