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MY LIFE ENDS TODAY FRIENDS

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I MOVE IN WITH A WOMEN.

WEEP FOR ME. NO MORE 24/7 PORN OR FORUM SURFING. NO MORE WALKING AROUDN IN BOXERS. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 

Phoenix

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Incognito said:
I MOVE IN WITH A WOMEN.

WEEP FOR ME. NO MORE 24/7 PORN OR FORUM SURFING. NO MORE WALKING AROUDN IN BOXERS. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Dude I'm married and have been for 5 years. I still watch porn on occasion, I'm obviously here a lot, and hell I walk around the house naked.... often!
 
I'll try and get some pics later, fellow forum dwellers. This girl isn't my GF, she's my best friend. But she's heaps more exicted about this than I am. It took her months to convince me to take the plunge.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Incognito said:
I'll try and get some pics later, fellow forum dwellers. This girl isn't my GF, she's my best friend. But she's heaps more exicted about this than I am. It took her months to convince me to take the plunge.

*mistake*
 

olimario

Banned
Take the plunge and walk around naked most of the time.
And if she's excited about it I think she likes you.
 

Phoenix

Member
-jinx- said:
Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes them to have a drunken hookup? My month is on two months.

2 months? With winter going into full swing? Hell I will go with November being THE month :)
 

mrmyth

Member
Incognito said:
I'll try and get some pics later, fellow forum dwellers. This girl isn't my GF, she's my best friend. But she's heaps more exicted about this than I am. It took her months to convince me to take the plunge.



Girls just not your thing?


If not, plunge her ass. Repeatedly. Hell, use a plunger, if you have to.
 
-jinx- said:
Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes them to have a drunken hookup? My month is on two months.

Hmm...does he try to resist and she gets him on, say, the fourth try? Or is the lure of instapussy to much for him to resist and he caves on the first night at their two-person-only housewarming party? Inquiring minds want to know...

Also do we place bets before or after we get pics.
 

Cool

Member
Incognito said:
I'll try and get some pics later, fellow forum dwellers. This girl isn't my GF, she's my best friend. But she's heaps more exicted about this than I am. It took her months to convince me to take the plunge.


Dry that one out and you can furtilize my lawn.
 
Girls are my thing, living with them, though, is a married man's game. :=( I'm still an eligible young bachelor with dreams of nubile princesses whoring themselves out in the privacy of my own place without having to go through the "BEST FRIEND" test.
 

mrmyth

Member
Incognito said:
Girls are my thing, living with them, though, is a married man's game. :=( I'm still an eligible young bachelor with dreams of nubile princesses whoring themselves out in the privacy of my own place without having to go through the "BEST FRIEND" test.


So you're going to live with a kitty you can't pet, who will also keep other kitties from being petted, and you can't even play with your own catnip unless the live-in kitty is away?

At least tell me she's paying for everything.
 
She's been pretty vocal about some of my "choices" in the past. Unlike her though, I couldn't give a shit about who she dates or sexxes up.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Incognito said:
She's been pretty vocal about some of my "choices" in the past. Unlike her though, I couldn't give a shit about who she dates or sexxes up.

1. Invite girl over, preferably a vocal one.
2. Sex her up.
3. Leave the door open.
4. Let girl leave.
4. Enjoy the conversation with your best friend afterwards!
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
umm.. if you ain't fucking by the end of the month, move the hell out.. otherwise this will only end in tears.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
You're moving in with a girl_friend? What the fuck's that about? Were you strapped for money or what? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
 

Cool

Member
THINGS ARE GONNA HEEEEEEEEAT UP FOR INCOGNITO!!!!!!!!111111




And if that doesn't happen, sucks to be you, because I'd imagine unless there's a romance going on, a girl would make for a lousy livingmate.
 

border

Member
A rent split at the sacrifice of privacy, comfort and a friendship....seems like a pretty poor tradeoff.
 
Dude I'm married and have been for 5 years. I still watch porn on occasion, I'm obviously here a lot, and hell I walk around the house naked.... often!

Same exact thing here, except I probably watch a lot more porn. It depends on the woman. I've hit the jackpot.
 

Cool

Member
Team Rancid said:
Same exact thing here, except I probably watch a lot more porn. It depends on the woman. I've hit the jackpot.


To a high school student, that's depressing. The thought that porn is still essential to males even when married.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
You dumb fuck...I give you 3 weeks until you begin to hate it.
 

AssMan

Banned
bailout.jpg
 

Belfast

Member
Cool said:
To a high school student, that's depressing. The thought that porn is still essential to males even when married.


Bah. I'm not married, and hopefully won't be for awhile, but I've got a pretty steady girl right now and I still look at loads of porn. There's the whole issue of wanting to see other girlies naked, while not being able to do so in real life, of course. Then, what if your woman is on her monthly, huh? What are you going to do (BJs don't count when they're moody)? Then there's just the times when they aren't around and you've got the urge.

As long as you don't sit there fantasizing over the girls in the porn, I'd say its OK. Its mostly just a visual reference tool, anyway.
 

3kuSaS

Unconfirmed Member
I've been living with my girl since 2003. I have no problems with it. We have hour differences at times, but that kind of thing is expected. If you make sure the girl you decide to move in with can double as a good friend, then you're in luck. However, if the girl is just really hot, then it'll be hell after a month or two. You'll be annoyed by everything she says. And say goodbye to your videogames.
 

shuri

Banned
I'm doing the same thing this summer. I am not worried. I doubt my hobbies will change much, since she loves videogames ;)
 

mrmyth

Member
Seriously, you're off your rack. No way in hell would I endure having to see a woman in her period panties once a month without being able to hit it when she wears the itty bitties.
 
I've known the girl for 5 years, and she's my best friend. I'm not making the move to spare some change or anything because my parents are footing the bill. Anyway, you only live once, and I think at 21, this will be quite a fun experience. :D
 

border

Member
I have friends that I have known since I was 7 that I still wouldn't want to see every day of my life.....and they aren't even the type to nose into my personal affairs or make me feel self conscious about not putting pants on until after sundown. Sounds like you already halfway resent her presence and the pressure she has put on you......this will probably implode sooner or later.

The "You only live life once" philosophy seems to go exactly against a move like this, that will restrict your ability to do whatever you please.
 
She's only really nosed into my affairs with two girls, and while it doesn't stop me from seeing them, it makes me wonder about her. And I've never resented her presence, ever. I just have had a case of the cool feet, as I'm sure any guy moving in a with a woman for the first time would.
 

Fifty

Member
At least you're moving in with your best friend and you can have fun going to bars and picking up chicks and stuff. Cool shit. Wait...No! You're getting into a relationship with no benefits :(

Seriously though, good freaking luck.
 
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