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[Dilbert]

I'm saying two months since they've known each other for a while. If there was instant chemistry, they would have hooked up already.

Here's the scenario:

They move in, and the first couple of weeks are great -- they're on their own, manage to get along OK. Then, the restlessness starts -- he's not cleaning up the place enough, she's on the phone all the time, both of them have smelly shits. It's a little chilly, but they have too much respect as friends to blow off the whole situation. Finally, they readjust a little bit, find a nice balance, buy each other Christmas presents and exchange them in front of a warm fire with some drinks...

...and he stuffs her stocking with a lil' sumthin sumthin.

<CUE SLAP BASS PORNO MUSIC>

 

[demon]

doh


FHUTA

 

[Cherubae]

You don't have to bang every girl you live with 'ya know. One of my friends was getting kicked out of his house so we rented an apartment together. It's been several years and he has not FMUTA or has even made any sort of attempt at it. :rolleye: He never really leaves his bedroom and he does the dishes while I'm at work. He even bout me a Ps2 a few years ago.

No, he's not gay. His g/f lives currently is away at school out of state.

It's very possible to live with someone of the opposite gender without turning it into a sexual lust-o-fun. Just pay your half of the rent, keep to yourself, and there won't be any problems.

Just don't leave an empty toilet paper roll. At least have the courtesy of putting a fresh one on.

 

[fart]

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes them to have a drunken hookup? My month is on two months.

i'll up you 3 weeks or the second time they drink alcohol together, whichever comes first.


ps, OMGHI2U CHERAHAUHDSAEBBAR

 

[Gek54]

I lived with two girl roomates for a while and it was great. One was quiet, kept to her self and 'loved' to cook and clean, the other was wild and loved to throw keggers.

 

[Dilbert]

Actually, to be honest, I lived with a female roommate for a while. She turned out to be one of the most PSYCHOTIC people I've ever met...to the point that even the deepest parts of my reptilian brain weren't interested in making her ride the Welcome Wagon.

So, I'm just doing my part to encourage someone else in a better situation!

 

[Incognito]

Well, it's a two room/two full bathroom apartment. I don't have to worry about a DAMN thing concerning toilet paper, seat being up, and porno stashed on the magazine rack.

 

[border]

It's been several years and he has not FMUTA or has even made any sort of attempt at it. :rolleye:

Perhaps you should consider the possibility that you are fat and/or ugly.

 

[Cherubae]

border made me cry....

 

[border]

It's merely a possibility hehe

 

[demon]

Perhaps you should consider the possibility that you are fat and/or ugly.

 

[Dilbert]

It's merely a possibility hehe

That was pretty harsh, man. Believe it or not, some guys with distance relationships CAN stay the course.

 

[methodman]

That was pretty harsh, man. Believe it or not, some guys with distance relationships CAN stay the course.

But we know that guy is definetely jackin off all day. Who the hell stays in their room most of the time, in their own house? hahha

 

[Cherubae]

It's merely a possibility hehe

perhaps, since "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

If you've got your own bathroom then you'll be fine for toilet paper. Unless you start raiding her bathroom for toiletries