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[silver]

I can hear it through the walls, he's banging her hard. Slowly, slowly, harder, harder, dude buy a new bed. It reminds me of what a geek I am. I'm reading about videogames, he's fucking his hot girlfriend. I always see her walking in the hallway with one of those sexy nightgowns on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull her into my room and fuck her brains out.

Thank you.

 

[Dujour]

Even oli wouldn't sink that low.

 

[Jacobi]

Just like me. But I'm glad they bought a new bed.

 

[silver]

To make this even worse, I got dumped in a really harsh way just a few weeks ago.

 

[Crispy]

Even oli wouldn't sink that low.

At least he would post pics...

 

[robertsan21]

hahah i see myself in your first post Silver.

i used to bang my GF and she was a loud girl, i remember onetime when i was done hahaha my neighbor started to applaud, at first i was thinking that it was a football match they where watching but then 1 week later when i got a warning letter in my mailbox.

it hit me!!!

it was me and my GF that they where applauding to.

the letter was writting on a computer and it said:

Now i wonder you FUCK more than rabbits do, dont get me wrong i want you to have fun, but can you be less OBVIOUS about it?

WE can hear you on the fifth floor!

please keep it down and if you cant please put a pillow over your GF head!
best regards
your Neighbors

Man i tell you i turned red in my face when i read that!
i lived on the second floor and when i was standing on the first floor i could here the television in the apratment on the 4th floor, no fucking wonder they have heard me and my gf, the building was like a amplifier for sound.
shit here i am fucking my girl and everybody has heard it, and i had sex 2 times aday, sometimes more hahahahaha.

so next time we had sex i told her to be quiet, but she couldnt so i had to put a pillow over her head.

now i have moved out of that apartment and i got new neighbors so far i have not had any complaints

 

[silver]

At least he would post pics...

What, you want me to take spycam pics, Opa-style?

robertsan21: LOL, my neighbor isn't that loud (although I do hear the occasional moan of the girl), but his bed is noisy, it's like he's using a saw. Actually, one night when my friends were at my apartment and I was stoned, they kept saying 'what's that sawing sound?' and I was just cracking up.

 

[Folder]

I can hear it through the walls, he's banging her hard. Slowly, slowly, harder, harder, dude buy a new bed. It reminds me of what a geek I am. I'm reading about videogames, he's fucking his hot girlfriend. I always see her walking in the hallway with one of those sexy nightgowns on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull her into my room and fuck her brains out.

Thank you.

Fear of Geeks +1

 

[etiolate]

I feel bad if I am having noisey sex by someones room.

 

[evil ways]

To make this even worse, I got dumped in a really harsh way just a few weeks ago.

Well get off your ass and find a new girlfriend, one that's a loud moaner.

 

[demi]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

 

[Kseutron]

nice

 

[LusDekkar]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

:lol

 

[Folder]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

Justice.

 

[MrPing1000]

u shud knock on their door tell them to stfu or let u help them finish quicker

 

[Matlock]

Holy shit, silver is my neighbor

|matlock|silver|demi|

 

[Dilbert]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[silver]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

:lol

Good one, I'll give you that. Matlock too.

I'm kind of down because of the way my ex dumped me. So yeah, I'm a lazy ass now, and I miss the Lindsay Lohan picture threads here. Fap fap fap fap fap

 

[shuri]

Answer with the loudest, most offensive track thatn you happen to own. A cannibal corpse track may just do the work

 

[silver]

I put on Tales of a scorched earth by the Smashing Pumpkins after a few minutes of listening and envying.

 

[Folder]

Holy shit, silver is my neighbor

|matlock|silver|demi|

*feels left out*

 

[Duck of Death]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

:lol

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

:lol :lol
Demi is the official funniest poster living on GAF.

 

[Folder]

Just have an angry wank. Do a lot of screaming. Try and get into their rhythm with them, let them know. Get involved, go for a wall-seperated threesome. Fuck it, might as well.

 

[StoOgE]

I threw a party once and these people fucked in my bathroom.. and broke the water resevoir on the toilet.. best I could figure out, he was sitting on the open hole toilet seat.. and she had grabbed the toilet seat lid and was banging it against the resevoir.. it bugged me a little that I had to buy a new toilet.. it bugged me more that they didnt even put the lid down.. thats just gross.

 

[evil ways]

At least the guy didn't take a dump during the sex and then forgot to flush, right?

 

[goodcow]

At least the guy didn't take a dump during the sex and then forgot to flush, right?

Mayeb he did... IN HER MOUTH.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

Were they German?

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

I have you beat there. My room mate was fucking his girlfriend on my floor while I was trying to sleep last night. Talk about making it tough to sleep. To make matters worse they turned the tv on to try and cover the noise (which it didn't...just kept me up even more).

And I was looking forward to getting a good night's sleep. Damnit.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Mayeb he did... IN HER MOUTH.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,

Were they German?

Umm... bukkake and funny?

 

[evilromero]

I remember summer-time in the dorms. Fucking my girlfriend would empty that entire floor. Those were the days.

 

[captmcblack]

Just have an angry wank. Do a lot of screaming. Try and get into their rhythm with them, let them know. Get involved, go for a wall-seperated threesome. Fuck it, might as well.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[demi]

:lol :lol
Demi is the official funniest poster living on GAF.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Spoiler

appreciation thread baby

 

[Lil' Dice]

JAck-off while they're having sex, facing the wall and let your hand thump the wall with every stroke. . Then just make sure they hear screaming "Ohhhh Princess Toad!" you when you climax.

 

[Meier]

I can hear it through the walls, he's jacking it hard. Faster, faster, harder, harder, dude, just keep it down while I bang my girlfriend. It reminds me of what a pimp I am. I'm reading about random bullshit to snag a chick, he's jacking it with his left palm. I always see him walking in the hallway with one of those stupid videogame t-shirts on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull him into the alley and beat the fuck out of him.

Thank you.

Good shit. :lol :lol

 

[shuri]

I suggest also doing a crude immitation of the 1up sound effect for completion's sake.

 

[RobotChant]

so next time we had sex i told her to be quiet, but she couldnt so i had to put a pillow over her head.

And that's where the term "killing it" came from.

 

[swoon]

more like sliver.

 

[Senior Lurker]

We had two girls living across from us in some apartment complex. 2 of our friends were living right below the girls' apartment, and would hear all kinds of squeaks from beds-n-furniture. And we'd also see them walk around in robes sometimes. During one halloween we found a condom stuck up their Pumpkin's mouth next to their door.

 

[Diablos]

:lol I love this place.

 

[Eric-GCA]

This happened to me a lot back in college, I think it was one of the factors that drove me further away from sex.

 

[demon]

This happened to me a lot back in college, I think it was one of the factors that drove me further away from sex.

I never heard sex-through-the-walls in college dorms. I think the dorm I stayed in had unsually thick walls though.

 

[Minotauro]

more like sliver.

He could probably hire one of the Baldwin brothers too. Stephen, in particular could probably use the money.

 

[Eric-GCA]

I never heard sex-through-the-walls in college dorms. I think the dorm I stayed in had unsually thick walls though.

I didn't stay in a dorm, my first year was with roommates, so it was easy to hear. My second was in a studio with paper-thin walls.

Needless to say, I didn't last at college for long.

 

[Boogie]

I never heard sex-through-the-walls in college dorms. I think the dorm I stayed in had unsually thick walls though.

My dorms have thin walls. I hear any loud voices coming from the next room, but I've never heard anyone getting it on either.

Which is surprising....because I'm told my neighbour last year had a few instances of floorcest.

 

[demon]

Which is surprising....because I'm told my neighbour last year had a few instances of floorcest.

How do you have sex with a floor?

 

[Deleted member 4784]

I can just imagine it now: Instead of having wild kinky sex, Silver's neighbor and his girlfriend are actually playing DOA or something. D=

 

[Boogie]

How do you have sex with a floor?

Floorcest: hooking up with people who live on the same floor as you.

 

[Future Trunks]

I have you beat there. My room mate was fucking his girlfriend on my floor while I was trying to sleep last night. Talk about making it tough to sleep. To make matters worse they turned the tv on to try and cover the noise (which it didn't...just kept me up even more).

And I was looking forward to getting a good night's sleep. Damnit.

:lol My neighbors (through my bedroom wall) currently do this crap! It like: "Huh? I couldn't hear anything laying in bed watching Cartoon Network, now I can hear your TV almost as well as you can? Are those voices that sound something like "Yeah, baby! Yes! Oh...GOD, YES!!!!!" What's that? 20-30 mins later it's as if the TV isn't even on anymore and I could honestly hear a pin drop?"

The funny thing is, the first time I ever heard it (over my own TV in my bedroom), I thought I was hearing voices in my head (my headboard is against the wall where they do the deeds). I'm like "Hunh?! I'm not crazy...am I?" So I turn down the TV volume and BAM! I can hear them as if they were in my apartment...funny thing is, they didn't have the TV and stuff on loud then. I think maybe someone complained and then they decided to start doing that. :\

OR they'll put on loud music too. This happens once per day. Sometimes there may be a gap (WOO!)...I'm assuming that has something to do with her cycle. But to be honest, I have yet to recognize any consistency in timing so they probably do it regardless of her status.

Someone should tell these couples (or whatever they are) that these tactics don't work and make it even more annoying. I mean, I didn't really mind them having sex, they're a couple, they can do their thing....cause I know if I was in the OTHER boat then, heh heh, you know. I can just relocate, or do whatever to drown them out. But the turning up the TV/radio is ridiculous. And it actually got me in trouble with neighbors below. They thought it was MY apartment making that noise (radio/TV, not sexual) while I was at work.

Oh, you know what makes it worse? I've seen this girl several times (ain't seen the guy though) and since I've started living here, everytime I see her and make eye contact, I say "Hello, ma'am." Or "Good morning/afternoon/evening" and smile...cause that's how FmoTher and FaTher taught me. And this b*tch looks at me like I'm crazy, or just walks by. At first I thought she may be a non-talkative person (since most around here work at NASA (around the corner) and are smart, sciency people), so I forgave her repeatedly. But her phone conversations and sex (through my walls) have shown me that she's a LOUD woman. So she's intentionally not saying sh*t back to me then? F-you lady!

Funny thing though, my parents are coming to town for a week (tomorrow), guess where they'll be sleeping (I'll take the sofa)?

This summer, no more apartment living for me...EVER. One year plus college life is enough time spent in these setups.

 

[ShadowRed]

I can hear it through the walls, he's banging her hard. Slowly, slowly, harder, harder, dude buy a new bed. It reminds me of what a geek I am. I'm reading about videogames, he's fucking his hot girlfriend. I always see her walking in the hallway with one of those sexy nightgowns on, I swear to God one of these days I'm going to pull her into my room and fuck her brains out.

Thank you.

I haven't read the entire thread so if this has been said then sorry:


Who let Opa back in? Why don't you take a picture with your spy cam and post it in the premium site so we can see her?