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[Cunth]

She will pick up my other dirty clothes but refuses to touch my socks, so there is a collection of them just sitting in the corner of the room. How do I solve this problem?

 

[shoplifter]

Stop jerking off into them

 

[DESTROYA]

Burn them on the spot.

 

[Knch]

She will pick up my other dirty clothes but refuses to touch my socks, so there is a collection of them just sitting in the corner of the room. How do I solve this problem?

Why are you afraid to bend over in your own house? It's okay, you're in a safe place, you can talk about anything here.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

See a chiropodist?

 

[Elcid]

You need to train her to take your socks off when you get home. My wife knows I hate taking off my socks so she takes off mine whenever I'm feeling lazy.

 

[G-Bus]

Your married?

 

[Birdo]

Put her clothes under them.

 

[DESTROYA]

Get a goat to eat the socks, they eat anything.

 

[haxan7]

Train her to associate the smell of your socks with positive things.

For example, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, then while she's sniffing them and smiling, gently shove your dirty socks in her face.

Keep doing things like that until she loves your dirty socks.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Why the fuck are you wearing socks in australia in the first place?

 

[Elcid]

Train her to associate the smell of your socks with positive things.

For example, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, then while she's sniffing them and smiling, gently shove your dirty socks in her face.

Keep doing things like that until she loves your dirty socks.

Good idea.
When she's starting to orgasm shove a dirty sock in her face.
*Edit: This is assuming you catch her masturbating.

 

[Cunth]

Stop jerking off into them

No

 

[tkscz]

steal her socks and hold them hostage until she picks yours up

 

[GymWolf]

Why the fuck are you wearing socks in australia in the first place?

Maybe because they have 2842646537 type of animals that can sleep in your shoes and killing you with a byte?

The most dangerous stuff we have in our socks are athlete's foot fungus...

 

[GymWolf]

Good idea.
When she's starting to orgasm shove a dirty sock in her face.
*Edit: This is assuming you catch her masturbating.

This is mean and i love it

 

[DogofWar]

This is probably reason enough to consider a divorce.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

This is probably reason enough to consider a divorce.

For her to consider it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Get a new wife.

 

[belmarduk]

Perhaps if you weren't a fat cunth, it would be easier to pick up your own socks.

 

[EverydayBeast]

OP

 

[GAMETA]

Buy a casket for dirt clothes and mix it all together. Put your socks inside her clothes. Tie/knot your socks with her underwear. She'll love it.

 

[Richard Packer]

She will pick up my other dirty clothes but refuses to touch my socks, so there is a collection of them just sitting in the corner of the room. How do I solve this problem?

Hide your socks in your other dirty clothes. This is something your father should have taught you.

 

[GeorgPrime]

She will pick up my other dirty clothes but refuses to touch my socks, so there is a collection of them just sitting in the corner of the room. How do I solve this problem?

Put 5 dollar into every sock and tell her

"Everytime you bend down i will give you 5 dollar. Deal?"

 

[pauljeremiah]

She will pick up my other dirty clothes but refuses to touch my socks, so there is a collection of them just sitting in the corner of the room. How do I solve this problem?

Either get a new wife or ask your mother (clearly she was doing this before) or learn to pick them up yourself.

 

[Mistake]

Keep buying more socks. When enough accumulate, inform your wife you invited company

 

[deafmedal]

Who the fuck wears underwear more than once?! Nothing better than the daily feel of new socks, drawers and wife beaters
Filthy fucking poors

 

[Insane Metal]

Your married?

It's actually his mom he mistyped

 

[GeorgPrime]

It's actually his mom he mistyped

If its his mom he should be careful that she doesnt get stuck while picking up those socks.

 

[epicnemesis]

If you chop off your feet you don't need socks.

Glad I could help.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

If you leave the socks long enough with all your foot funk they will eventually gain sentience and find their own way to the washer. Or join together to form a super sock that destroys the town.

 

[H-I-M]

Nice fan fiction there.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[MetalAlien]

Stuff them into her pillow case.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

Stuff them into her pillow case.

 

[Impotaku]

Cunth's cumsock collection

 

[bender]

divorce

 

[SpartanN92]

Withhold sex from her until she does. You have your socks, you can long outlast her.

 

[johntown]

Pickup all your dirty clothes and hers and do the laundry one time (I'm assuming you don't do the laundry). I bet if you do that she will pickup your socks next time around.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

Pickup all your dirty clothes and hers and do the laundry one time (I'm assuming you don't do the laundry). I bet if you do that she will pickup your socks next time around.

But why does she pick up his other dirty clothes but just not his socks?

 

[Punished Miku]

continually buy new socks instead of washing them. leave the receipts laying around the house in obvious places so she'll see it

 

[Mihos]

Your wife won't pick up my socks either..... what's up with that?

 

[johntown]

But why does she pick up his other dirty clothes but just not his socks?

My thought process was do something nice for the wife and she will return the favor.

 

[TindalosPup]

Put a basketball hoop that keeps score over the hamper

 

[PSYGN]

Sell them on Ebay.

 

[Kamina]

If she refuses there is no other option than to burn them.

 

[Pagusas]

Weird, she picks up mine without me even asking her. I'll ask her tonight why she hates your junk so much but seems to love mine.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Fuck her face down in the pile. Then, unexpectedly flip around so that she's face down in the pile.

 

[haxan7]

Cunth's cumsock collection

I bet at least one person viewing this thread got turned on by this

 

[Jtibh]

Starting to think cunth is honey booboos brother or something