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Namco = The Only Gay Developer?

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Take a look at some of these "Facts"...

#1. R4's Reiko Nagase's face was actually the face of the R4 producer, who is a man! That's right, this was announced years ago in an issue of PSM I believe. They basically tried hard to get her face right, but couldn't and eventually scanned in his face. So basically... you're looking at a very pretty man... if that's not gay enough for you... let me continue...

#2. Soul Calibur's Voldo has always been a little bit "queer". Most notable, his costumes from Soul Calibur 2.... COME ON... Namco made that... THEY MADE A GUY CHARACTER WEAR THAT! Bondage shit? WTF? Ok, somebody there has to be gay right?

#3. Tekken Tag Tournament had a lot of gay endings. By gay, I mean the Jacks dancing with eachother then holding eachother and spinning eachother around in VERY provocative ways. And for god sakes... Bryan Fury... every since Tekken 3, he has walked into all his matches walking with his hands behind his back holding eachother, and looking very "queer". Think about it! And he wears snake skin pants. What more do you want?

So, do you think Namco could have a lot of gay people working there? Just a little theory of mine. I don't have anything against it, just wanted to bring up the known facts and see what you all think....
 
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