NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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Only now, after reading the confession, I truly understood the "2 graves" message. One for the bully and one for the racist!
 
Welp, that computer rage kid confession is both hysterical (and partly justified) and terrifying at the same time. He deserved what he had coming to him as he was nothing but a bully, but nobody deserves to be the victim of a barrage of racist abuse. Was anything ever done about the teacher?
 
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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You are by far the worst person in this thread.
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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Disgusting. I can't even look at you.
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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You heathen
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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You disgust me. I hope you get banned.
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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Literally calling the FBI right now.
 
Computer Rage Kid is what.

Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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Next thing you'll tell us you slept with your sister too, right?
 
Patryn said:
Computer Revenge kid, I'm of two minds.

You hurt that kid, yes. But you also got a racist teacher out of the system. Odds are if he blew up that hard that time, he would have blown up just as hard some future time. You just sped up the inevitable.

Also, the kid was a bully.

So I think you're fine.
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Qasiel said:
I hate bullies and I really hate racist jackasses.

Computer Revenge Kid, you did alright. You did alright.
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Nothing more I can add to this outside of... well done Computer Revenge Kid :)

Biforce Of Power said:
Welp, that computer rage kid confession is both hysterical (and partly justified) and terrifying at the same time. He deserved what he had coming to him as he was nothing but a bully, but nobody deserves to be the victim of a barrage of racist abuse. Was anything ever done about the teacher?
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Well, it says he was fired and replaced so I guess so.
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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You monster. How could you?
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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What kind of sick animal are you?

dity said:
Next thing you'll tell us you slept with your sister too, right?
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Nah, that's fine as it appears to be pretty commonplace among members and readers of this site.
 
Daria Morgendorffer said:
My small not anonymous confession:
Yesterday when I was on the bus I had to get up for my stop. I stood up way to fast and hit my head to one of the plastic lights on the ceiling, some plastic came off and the light stopped working. I left without informing the bus driver and now I feel pretty guilty.
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Just admit that you're physically attracted to the light.
 
I feel like the specter of Sister Booty is going to hover over this thread like a will-they-won't-they that no one really wants the answer to.
 
Eh. A bully got transferred and a racist was fired. Good outcomes but that doesn't make what computer revenge kid did ok. I don't think enacting revenge in such a passive-aggressive way is ever the answer.

It worked out, but just seems like a slimy way of getting back at someone.
 
I have a weird fetish, I like seeing hot women take pies in the face. It started at a very early age, watching tv shows, I would always get a boner when an attractive girl got pied in the face. Videos like this one (NSFW-ish, I guess)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoKB1Xqx6_E
are porn to me.

I'm not sure about the psychology of this fetish, but I guess it's something to do with the light humiliation, and "dominance" of it (similar to facials, maybe?) and in the end it's harmless (besides the food waste, I guess), so I'm not really worried about it.

I can't tell my wife, she's really not into food play. We tried to experiment with some whipped cream and chocolate, but she wasn't keen on the mess, so smacking her with a pie seems out of question.

On the upside, I'm perfectly confortable just watching videos online to satisfy this little obsession, besides, my wife does indulge some of my other kinks, like pegging, so, can't really complain here.
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Well, everyone has their limits. Seems like it isn't just to your wife's tastes. At least you two seem happy together!
 
A pie-in-the-face fetish, eh? Why not, seems harmless! You do you, pie guy. I don't know if it's because the pie attack is usually done for comedy, but this confession is really funny to me.
 
Patryn said:
Well... in one she's giving, in the other she's receiving.
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Yes, I assumed as much. Personally I would find the giving more unpalatable than the receiving. I mean, who doesn't like pie? If my girlfriend wanted to throw pie in my face I'd let her as long as it was apple. None of that cherry shit.
 
Endruen said:
Also, I shouldn't have googled what pegging is.
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Quick, someone quote that confession about the guy who made the bet with his gf about who would win elections (I think it was about Obama) and the loser would have to give their ass for anal.

I remember NTGYK ronito made a comment that you guys should read lol

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ronito said:
My girlfriend is a republican and I'm a democrat. I've been trying to get her to try anal for months. She was certain Romney would win. So I bet her that if Obama would win she would let me in her ass, if Romney won I would let her fuck me up the ass with a strap on. She agreed. We even went to the sex shop and bought a strap on and some lube.

Thank god Obama won.
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I know that you think you won and you're bragging.
But fact of the matter is, now there's a strap on in your house with your name on it and a woman that is looking to use it on you.
It's only a matter of time before it gets used on you.
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And

ronito said:
oh fuck
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This just came into the confessional. Like the last one it was anonymized but I'd like to think this it's strap on boy realizing what he's in for.
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NeOak said:
Quick, someone quote that confession about the guy who made the bet with his gf about who would win elections (I think it was about Obama) and the loser would have to give their ass for anal.

I remember NTGYK ronito made a comment that you guys should read lol

Edit: FOUND IT

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Now I want an update from that guy to see if it:

1. Ever happened and
2. If he liked it.

Questions must be answered!
 
oh cmon guys, pegging is like one of the most vanilla sex things I can think of.

It's literally just a girl boning a dude in the ass with a strap on.
 
mighty goodness... never knew this thread existed...

this like a kind of "The Purge" thread, but instead of killing other, we kill ourselves morally.. aren't we?
 
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