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[ChanHuk]

Why would you pay money for a league and then autodraft? Makes no sense.

Because you're a fuckin degenerate human filth.

 

[idrinkalone]

Anyone wanna trade for rg3? He's gonna be amazing this year. I will trade for Brandon Marshall or Calvin Johnson

 

[sangreal]

christ that sucked

e: like I said in the chat. I went to go pick forte and flash locked up and I ended up with dez bryant in the 1st round. messed up my whole plan

 

[Shagwell]

My team is crap

 

[yankeehater]

Yeah I dont like my team at all. Oh well hopefully Brees and Vick will both play well and I can trade one.

 

[idrinkalone]

I thought my team was bad,,, then i look at yankee haters team and i feel like a princess.

 

[Bishman]

Love my team! I have a top 3 team in the league.

 

[idrinkalone]

Love my team! I have a top 3 team in the league.

yea gonna get real far with big ben as your #1 qb

 

[idrinkalone]

This is how you draft.

My team should be banned for being this good.

 

[Shagwell]

Love my team! I have a top 3 team in the league.

Got you first week commish! Gunning for you.

Although my team is shit.

 

[idrinkalone]

lmao according to yahoo i had the worst draft.. hate my life.

 

[yankeehater]

I thought my team was bad,,, then i look at yankee haters team and i feel like a princess.

How do like your team more then mine?

 

[idrinkalone]

How do like your team more then mine?

two letters and a number. rg3

 

[iAmMaximus]

This is how you draft.

My team should be banned for being this good.

ewww safari? go chrome or go home

 

[Shagwell]

Fucking projections have me down as the worst team in week one


I know they're only projections but still. DAMN!

 

[Bishman]

Yankeehater wife had the best draft according to Yahoo.

 

[sangreal]

Yankeehater wife had the best draft according to Yahoo.

Thought for sure I did worse than that. Yahoo probably overrating Aaron Rodgers

 

[ChanHuk]

christ that sucked

e: like I said in the chat. I went to go pick forte and flash locked up and I ended up with dez bryant in the 1st round. messed up my whole plan

Shit happened to me when it picked Dwayne Bowe. Pissed, this league is a degenerated rigged league.

 

[idrinkalone]

We gettin rid of that extra flex?

 

[Shagwell]

I'm projected to go 2-11.

LOL fuck you yahoo

 

[idrinkalone]

I'm projected to go 2-11.

LOL fuck you yahoo

Least you didn't get the worst draft award.

 

[Bishman]

I'm projected to go 2-11.

LOL fuck you yahoo

I'll be adding to the lose column week 1.

We gettin rid of that extra flex?

No. I was going to drop when we had 16 teams. Adding another flex keeps a good balance of players on rosters and waivers / free agency. It also adds to the different strategy you can use for your lineup and it will show who drafted better in the long run.

 

[yankeehater]

Yankeehater wife had the best draft according to Yahoo.

Yeah she definitely did better then me.

I am like Kevin on the League, gonna be hearing about it all year when she finishes ahead of me.

 

[Bishman]

Yahoo vegas odds:

UK Fins: 11-2
The Seaward: 10-3
Heywood Jablome: 9-4
Inebriated: 9-4
PK Boosters: 8-5
employed by M$: 7-6
Free Hernandez: 7-6
Ego Melior Sum Tibi: 6-7
Fantomsexies: 6-7
Platinum Status: 5-8
Foxhound: 4-9
the blue oyster: 4-9
Marshawngo Unchained: 3-10
The Butt Fumblers: 2-10

 

[sangreal]

ouch

Yeah she definitely did better then me.

I am like Kevin on the League, gonna be hearing about it all year when she finishes ahead of me.

im like taco

 

[idrinkalone]

Blue oyster is gonna be the sleeper team

 

[Shagwell]

ouch



im like taco

I'm one of the stupid out of towners that never makes the playoffs

2-10 odds fucking hell!

 

[Mrs. Bob Loblaw]

Yahoo doesn't take into account that I don't know what I'm doing.

I also fucked up and drafted a backup QB who has the same buy week as my regular one.

 

[Fantomex]

Yahoo doesn't take into account that I don't know what I'm doing.

I also fucked up and drafted a backup QB who has the same buy week as my regular one.

Lucky for you I have 3 QBs to deal ya

 

[Bishman]

Bishman's draft ranking:

1. Heywood Jablome
2. Foxhound
3. the blue oyster
4. Ego Melior Sum Tibi
5. The Butt Fumblers
6. UK Fins
7. Marshawngo Unchained
8. Free Hernandez
9. The Seaward
10. Fantomsexies
11. PK Boosters
12. employed by M$
13. Platinum Status
14. Inebriated

 

[sangreal]

Bishman's draft ranking:

1. Heywood Jablome
2. Foxhound
3. the blue oyster
4. Ego Melior Sum Tibi
5. The Butt Fumblers
6. UK Fins
7. Marshawngo Unchained
8. Free Hernandez
9. The Seaward
10. Fantomsexies
11. PK Boosters
12. employed by M$
13. Platinum Status
14. Inebriated

its not my fault damnit

 

[Bishman]

its not my fault damnit

You better start negotiating some trades and work that waivers.

 

[sangreal]

I think I have a couple of trade chips but I'm very interested to see how the first week plays out as far as waiver options. I fucked up in another league last year by taking Ogletree over Alfred Morris

 

[yankeehater]

Bishman's draft ranking:

1. Heywood Jablome
2. Foxhound
3. the blue oyster
4. Ego Melior Sum Tibi
5. The Butt Fumblers
6. UK Fins
7. Marshawngo Unchained
8. Free Hernandez
9. The Seaward
10. Fantomsexies
11. PK Boosters
12. employed by M$
13. Platinum Status
14. Inebriated

lol

 

[idrinkalone]

I feel better after seeing bish's ranking.

 

[Dr.Horrible]

Bishman's draft ranking:

1. Heywood Jablome
2. Foxhound
3. the blue oyster
4. Ego Melior Sum Tibi
5. The Butt Fumblers
6. UK Fins
7. Marshawngo Unchained
8. Free Hernandez
9. The Seaward
10. Fantomsexies
11. PK Boosters
12. employed by M$
13. Platinum Status
14. Inebriated

Did you forget I drafted a guy with no team?

 

[Bishman]

Did you forget I drafted a guy with no team?

I ranked starters and bench then gave an overall grade.

 

[minx]

I thought my RB situation was bad.... Then I saw UK fins and Blue Oysters teams. Need to remind myself this is a 14 team league. With 3 100 catch receivers in a 0.5 ppr my teams isn't as awful at first glance.

 

[Fantomex]

Bishman, you were really scaring me. But then I looked at your team again and was like

Let the trash talking commence. Ooops my bad, Oyster had already started that days ago but ate crow during the draft today.

 

[minx]

Yeah, Oysters team is pretty bad. UK fins is by far the worst though... He does have two kickers, watch out people!

 

[Fantomex]

The thing is, none of us have a dominant team from top to bottom. Some of us are elite in either WR or RB but than straight garbage in either QB or Flex. That's the beauty of a 14 team league. Spades is UK fins, that's my boy. He had it on autodraft. He can still mix it up with some moves.

 

[Spades]

Yep, 1am draft start meant I had to autodraft - although I did change my rankings slightly. Damn kickers.

 

[Dr.Horrible]

Attempted translation of team names to Gaf names.


Team Name Gaf Name
Heywood Jablome - Dr. Horrible
Foxhound - Bishman
the blue oyster - Idrinkalone
Ego Melior Sum Tibi - BaltimoreLarry
The Butt Fumblers - Shagwell
UK Fins - Spades
Marshawngo Unchained - The Int3rsect
Free Hernandez - minx88
The Seaward - Mrs.BobLobLaw
Fantomsexies - Fantomex
PK Boosters - Fep
employed by M$ - yankeehater
Platinum Status - Sangreal06
Inebriated - Chan Huk

 

[idrinkalone]

I don't remember drafting last night

 

[Shagwell]

The thing is, none of us have a dominant team from top to bottom. Some of us are elite in either WR or RB but than straight garbage in either QB or Flex. That's the beauty of a 14 team league. Spades is UK fins, that's my boy. He had it on autodraft. He can still mix it up with some moves.

Honest question - is my team really as dire as Yahoo is making it out to be? I mean they're telling me I'm going to finish last with 2 wins. Seems a tad harsh, lol.

 

[yankeehater]

Honest question - is my team really as dire as Yahoo is making it out to be? I mean they're telling me I'm going to finish last with 2 wins. Seems a tad harsh, lol.

Dont listen to that at all. The biggest factor will be health. Tons of starts get hurt every year in the NFL. Plus there are always a few breakout guys that are not on anyone's team yet, you get a star from the wavier wire it can turn your whole team around.

 

[Fantomex]

Honest question - is my team really as dire as Yahoo is making it out to be? I mean they're telling me I'm going to finish last with 2 wins. Seems a tad harsh, lol.

In a 14 team league, it's going to be a lot closer than you think. Especially when you figure out that their rankings are not updated for PPR but Standard instead on most cases. Yahoo and NFL are hella lazy. Why else do you think they're suggesting a QB in the 1st or 2nd round?

 

[iAmMaximus]

Dont listen to that at all. The biggest factor will be health. Tons of starts get hurt every year in the NFL. Plus there are always a few breakout guys that are not on anyone's team yet, you get a star from the wavier wire it can turn your whole team around.

Truth. I picked up Miles Austin from the WW during his breakout year and went from last to third in a 8 person league. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

 

[ChanHuk]

Yeah you scumbags would put me at last, fuck y'all. My team is better drunk than all of yours sober.

 

[idrinkalone]

Ill just let this marinate in here. http://youtu.be/jo3m2ATiomY