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[Elder Legend]

Allright fellas. Time to come out of your hermit caves and post 2 selfies of yourself so you can let members like kanjobazooie and myself know how you look like in both your pure sexy form and one that is more goofy and just dumb looking. I promise, we don't judge, right kanjobazooie ? KK. I'll be the first to kick this off.

Here is a sexy pic of me, no filters.

And here is where I am bored out of my fucking mind and I decided to use some filters and look like a ballon with additional glasses for those extra silly points.

Next?

 

[kanjobazooie]

A gigachad inside and out.

 

[Elder Legend]

A gigachad inside and out.

Thanks. Not gonna participate here yourself or are you to scared of us analyzing your mice dungeon in the background?

 

[West Texas CEO]

gotdamn, Elder Legend , let me borrow your face to use on Tinder.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Not gonna participate here yourself or are you to scared of us analyzing your mice dungeon in the background?

Separate the art from the artist.

 

[Elder Legend]

gotdamn, Elder Legend , let me borrow your face to use on Tinder.

Tinder is full of fake bots and gold digger hoes broski. Too many of them try to make me follow their Instagram. I suggest you go meet women in real life.

I appericiate the comment though.

 

[Catphish]

 

[Elder Legend]

Found the tinder girl that "catphishes" people - prolly says Curvy, really up-close camera shot of her face, then you see her in person and it's a whale. Is this you?

 

[Meicyn]

Eh, why not.

Took this one for a profile pic for LinkedIn awhile ago. It’s about a year and some change old.

And I took this one today as I type away on my tablet doing jackshit.

Spoiler

Bonus pic from a ruck march! I’m now retired military, feels great to be done with all that.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Tinder is full of fake bots and gold digger hoes broski.

I meant for Grindr, my bad.

 

[OverHeat]

 

[Elder Legend]

Eh, why not.

Took this one for a profile pic for LinkedIn awhile ago. It’s about a year and some change old.

And I took this one today as I type away on my tablet doing jackshit.

Spoiler

Bonus pic from a ruck march! I’m now retired military, feels great to be done with all that.

That first pic makes me think of some Social Media Advertising guru that runs a YouTube channel and is selling a course on how to do Social Media Management/Advertising.

 

[Meicyn]

That first pic makes me think of some Social Media Advertising guru that runs a YouTube channel and is selling a course on how to do Social Media Management/Advertising.

Too complicated for me man, I just look the part of a mouthbreathing social media nerd. I assure you, I am merely a mouthbreathing dork.

 

[GymWolf]

Under spoiler for the more sensitive ladies, i don't wanna cause any remote pregnancy.

Spoiler

 

[GymWolf]

You look like a guy with a 4090.

 

[TylerD]

Unfortunate use of TikTok "teenage look" filter with some messy hair as well

 

[GymWolf]

Unfortunate use of TikTok teenage filter...

Damn on that tik tok comparison you look like 28 in the upper part and 58 in the lower part.

So you can both youngefy or oldefy yourself? Neat.

 

[TylerD]

Damn on that tik tok comparison you look like 28 in the upper part and 58 in the lower part.

So you can both youngefy or oldefy yourself? Neat.

You can, but the bottom is just me. I'm 39 and been grey in my beard since early 30s

 

[GymWolf]

You can, but the bottom is just me. I'm 39 and been grey in my beard since early 30s

I know the feeling dude, i took the shitty hair genetic from my mom that had all white hairs by her 30s.

Luckily george clooney showed to the world that grey hairs on men look sexy.

 

[Malachai]

Me spoiling a beautiful photo of a fountain

And me after i've pulled a couple of birds

 

[Dr.Morris79]

And me after i've pulled a couple of birds

You too eh?

 

[OverHeat]

You look like a guy with a 4090.

Not sure if it’s a compliment or insult hahahahah

 

[F0rneus]

Have a dick pic GAF! Love y'all!

 

[GymWolf]

Have a dick pic GAF! Love y'all!

Was it painfull to get a tattoo on that?

 

[F0rneus]

Was it painfull to get a tattoo on that?

The penor is very painful yes, but I pushed through just for this thread.

 

[GymWolf]

The penor is very painful yes, but I pushed through just for this thread.

I guess the extremely small size helped with the post-tattoo swelling.

 

[F0rneus]

I guess the extremely small size helped with the post-swelling.

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Mortal enemy 2 confirmed. Rapiers or guns?

 

[GymWolf]

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Mortal enemy 2 confirmed. Rapiers or guns?

I'm gonna use my dick, there is a chance that you could die of shock or envy just by seeing an average sized one for once.

 

[F0rneus]

I'm gonna use my dick, there is a chance that you could die of shock or envy just by seeing an average sized one.

If only I could post a real dick pic haha. Although you'd be overwhelmed and crushed by uncircumsised instrument of destruction! All of those pleasure nerve endings are intact!

 

[Elder Legend]

Not sure if it’s a compliment or insult hahahahah

 

[LostDonkey]

Like Half Life 3 that's definitely never happening.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

If only I could post a real dick pic haha. Although you'd be overwhelmed and crushed by uncircumsised instrument of destruction! All of those pleasure nerve endings are intact!

He’s Italian, dude. We don’t cut newborns’ dicks here.

 

[Elder Legend]

Like Half Life 3 that's definitely never happening.

So where is the FoundDonkey? I have to ask for research purposes...

 

[12Goblins]

 

[LostDonkey]

So where is the FoundDonkey? I have to ask for research purposes...

We don't speak. He's an ass.

 

[Elder Legend]

We don't speak. He's an ass.

And what about his autistic cousin LocatedDonkey?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[JohnnyPhats]

Nah. Probably better not lol

 

[F0rneus]

He’s Italian, dude. We don’t cut newborns’ dicks here.

Damn you Italians! No way I can compete with that level of sexiness!

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

I'm under a court order to only show my face at Halloween

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Edit: that was 10 years ago.

 

[F0rneus]

Jesus is that you? I have some water I need turning into wine real quick, no biggie!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Here I am voice chatting with follower gamers as we win the game through sheer determination and teamwork

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Jesus is that you? I have some water I need turning into wine real quick, no biggie!

 

[Edmund]

I'm really dying to know what SenjutsuSage looks like.

 

[jshackles]

What do you think of Taco Bell's newest menu item?

 

[AlteredForms]

A classic brought back from the dead.

 

[Biff]

Damn yall some handsome mofos in this thread.

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[Putonahappyface]

If only I could post a real dick pic haha. Although you'd be overwhelmed and crushed by uncircumsised instrument of destruction! All of those pleasure nerve endings are intact!

My penis hasn't been disfigured and looks like Harold Bishop from Neighbours. He also likes it rough and to be choked.

 

[jshackles]

Damn yall some handsome mofos in this thread.

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