NeoGAF Survivor

yeah you know who is building the fires, i'm building the mother fucking fires

bitches, wanna see you carry all this wood around all day, acting like your muscles don't ache and quake in the sun

fuck all you bitches

i'm going all the way to the top
Next time on NeoGaf Survivor: A scene where Tesseract gets aids then shot in the head
 
Don't worry. It's all part of my plan, you'll see.

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I hope so.
 
Episode Eleven: Can't Trust Anyone

Reward Challenge
In each round, three people from each team will battle for a ball and work together to get that ball into a basket. Meanwhile, the other team tries to stop them any way they can. Every time they get a ball in the basket, they score a point. The first team to three wins reward.


Immunity Challenge
The castaways will each stand on a small block while stabilizing a ball against an overhanging piece of wood. If at any point they lose their concentration or their balance, the ball will drop and they are then out of the challenge. The last person left standing wins.

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Once again, the tribe members are lame and don't do anything of any significance back at camp -- so straight to voting we go.

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I'm sorry, Ailynn Ailynn , the tribe has spoken....Despite them all saying they liked you.

Stay tuned for more two-faced tribe members in the next episode!!
 
Wow, what a ride! ☺

It was great getting to know you guys, and I'm thankful for Survivor helping me get over my weight loss plateau. Still, I dont think I'll be eating any coconut or another grain of rice again for the rest of my days.

Thanks Melon Melon for being a gracious host - Jeff Probst himself would be proud! Papa Papa , no hard feelings - I saw you as a threat to win the game and figured I would try to strike early, but it looks like all those votes just backfired on me. If it means anything, I felt bad every time I had to vote for anyone...but it'll be good to see the faces again of all the fellow players whose fire has been snuffed out.

Good luck everyone who is still in the game! Much love to everyone. :messenger_heart:

(Now to finally get that pizza I've been craving the whole game!)
 
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Oh you were serious lol.

I am using imgflip

You should speak to the people in the GAF GIF contest thread. See what they are using.

cormack12 cormack12 and captainraincoat captainraincoat are really good

Also Wings 嫩翼翻せ Wings 嫩翼翻せ has been bring many of my dumb ideas to life. Currently working on a console + movie thing. Really excited for everyone to see it. Short, silly, and stupid lol
I need something that doesn't require a pc nor photoshop
 
Episode Twelve: I Swear This isn't Rigged

Reward Challenge
Melon Collie tells the castaways a story about Cambodian history. They then race into the jungle with torches to a series of five stations where they have a question and three answers. When they think they have a correct answer, they will open the jar and grab a wrapped medallion and head back to the start. At the start, they will open the wrapping and if they get a gold medallion they have answered correctly. If they open a wooden medallion, then they have answered incorrectly and must toss it in the fire and go back to the station and try again. The first person to answer all five questions correctly wins the reward.


Immunity Challenge
Using only their feet, contestants must unwind a rope to release blocks that they will use to assemble a three-tiered tower. Once the tower is assembled, they must place a flag in the middle of the tower and the first contestant to do this wins Immunity.

I wonder who will win Immunity toda- OH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!!?!? NOW OUR VIEWERS REALLY THINK THIS THING IS RIGGED.

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It seems the tribe members are not very pleased with Papa Papa winning Immunity so much.....

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Since, Matthew, ONCE AGAIN, won Immunity; he is safe from elimination. It is now time for the rest of you to vote a tribe member out.


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Just as it is about to be announced that Osukaa Osukaa will be the one going home.....he whips out a surprise -- the idol he discovered -- rendering all the votes toward him null.

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So, haxan7 haxan7 , YOU are the one being sent home, it seems.

Seriously, how is Matthew continuously winning Immuni- OH! SORRY. Stay tuned for the next episode!
 
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HAA HAA Screw you all that tried to vote me off !!!!
haxan7 haxan7 You may get revenge but not today!
I'm going to win this thing and THERES NOT A DAMN THING ANY OF YOU CAN DO EXCEPT GIVE ME LOVE AND ADORATION!!
 
Episode Thirteen: See, it's Not Rigged!

Reward Challenge
They will each race to dig up bags in the sand. They will then spin around a post to retrieve another bag. This will make them dizzy. They will then have to make their way across a balance beam where they will collect their last bag. They will then use the pieces inside the bags to solve a word puzzle. The first person to get it right wins.


Immunity Challenge
They will each balance a wooden statue on a pole. At regular intervals, they'll add another section of pole, making it more difficult. If their statue drops, then they're out of the challenge. The last man or woman left standing wins immunity.

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It seems the tribe members are too giddy to do anything else besides thinking about who they're going to vote up tonight.

Since @slugbahr won the Immunity Challenge, he is safe from elimination; though I think everyone already had their mind made up on who they want to vote...

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I'm not sorry, Papa Papa , but the tribe has spoken......

Stay tuned for more of this non-rigged show in the next episode!
 
The wooden statue you were seeing while you were playing the game is not a simple figure.

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Now you know Papa Papa that I'm Madamon and you were only playing this game as long as I wanted.

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You are the next, granny.
 
Episode Thirteen: See, it's Not Rigged!

Reward Challenge
They will each race to dig up bags in the sand. They will then spin around a post to retrieve another bag. This will make them dizzy. They will then have to make their way across a balance beam where they will collect their last bag. They will then use the pieces inside the bags to solve a word puzzle. The first person to get it right wins.


Immunity Challenge
They will each balance a wooden statue on a pole. At regular intervals, they'll add another section of pole, making it more difficult. If their statue drops, then they're out of the challenge. The last man or woman left standing wins immunity.

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It seems the tribe members are too giddy to do anything else besides thinking about who they're going to vote up tonight.

Since @slugbahr won the Immunity Challenge, he is safe from elimination; though I think everyone already had their mind made up on who they want to vote...


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I'm not sorry, Papa Papa , but the tribe has spoken......

Stay tuned for more of this non-rigged show in the next episode!
HAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU BRIBING CORRUPTED MUG!!! BYE BITCH

When we became suspicious of Melon that shes accepting bribes, she eliminated Matty immediately🙄
 
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