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Nerd of the Year 2005

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Holy crap! it's the moleman!!!
 
Being fat is fine, but when you wear spandex or go to the beach then you should die. It used to be you could glare at fat people, but now there are so many it is acceptable. I really don't like how fat people get motor scooters or complain about not fitting in movie/airplane/rollercoaster seats.

If only we could make obesity a crime. That would be hilarious.
 
MrAngryFace said:
Well listen, there's overweight people, fat people, and morbidly fat people.

Lots of america is overweight, but at that point its managable. Once it gets past this point however it just shows you either have medical problems and no health coverage, or you just arent even trying.

It isnt EASY to stay in shape. Yes its doable, but the modern lifestyle doesnt lend itself to lots of exercise OR proper eating. On top of that most people wear themselves out so much during the rest of the weak mentally that accomplishing anything physically when there's time off to do so is difficult.

Believe it or not, not everyone likes to work out and 'feel the rush', so it takes a little more incentive to get the ball rolling.

If a person is wearing sweats around town in place of pants, they need to try harder. Am I being mean? Probably, but chances are they need it. How you handle negative reinforcement is up to you, but its entirely obvious positive reinforcement doesnt work.

Fat isnt pretty, it isnt healthy, and it makes your life more work that it needs to be. There MUST be some effort instead of bizzare acceptance, pride, or capitulation.

Fat?
 
MrAngryFace said:
It isnt EASY to stay in shape. Yes its doable, but the modern lifestyle doesnt lend itself to lots of exercise OR proper eating.

I'm calling bullshit on "proper eating." Just buy some salad materials, some coldcuts, and some bread on your normal shopping trip and you're instantly eating healthier during the work week (assuming the average American just hits MickeyD's and similar places during the lunch break), and saving money in the process.
 
Question for anyone who understands this: How the hell do men form "man boobs"? I was like oli I was overweight, was tired of everyone making fun of me ....so over the length of a half a year I turned the fat guy in me around. However, during the time I was a bit chub, I NEVER had titties...what the hell is up with that?
 
haha no that guys INSANE what the hell is up with that? I was around 220-240 and I was 5'6, not a good time. Had a gut, but boobs? Nope.
 
Bluecondor said:
That's so funny that you mention Tom Brady! :lol

Granted - I respect how he has played, and he is something special in New England.

But - at the same time - I don't buy the whole "aw shucks"/All-American boy thing with him. for some reason, I have always imagined him being that type of popular kid who seeks out the geeks and humiliates them - because he can.

Good to see another person who can see through the treachery.

He should be banned from the NFL and possibly America as well.
 
I work with a guy that looks a lot like that. He has a genetic disorder that also makes him mentally slow. He's a nice guy, but utterly disgusting to look at sometimes. He also has some of the worst B.O. He's sometimes a cart pusher, and when he comes in out of the heat, it smells like something died. Not even kidding. So the guy in the pic might not be able to help it if he's like my coworker.
 
Biohazard said:
Question for anyone who understands this: How the hell do men form "man boobs"? I was like oli I was overweight, was tired of everyone making fun of me ....so over the length of a half a year I turned the fat guy in me around. However, during the time I was a bit chub, I NEVER had titties...what the hell is up with that?
I suppose the way fat accumulates on different people can vary, but there's also a condition called Gynecomastia, or "gyno"--excess growth of chest fat usually from puberty. You don't even have to be fat to have it, and pretty much the only way (at least that I know of) of getting rid of it is surgery.

Fifty said:
you never had titties because you were only "a bit chub". either that or you did a lot of pushups.
In some cases of gyno, you couldn't do enough pushups to hide your bitch tits.
 
I don't think gyno accounts for how many guys have moobs (man boobs :P). It's probably more just the fatter you get, the more likely you'll get them. And like anything else, certain people are just more predisposed to moobs than others.
 
I could never let myself become obese. It's practically a fear of mine. The closest to "chunky" status I've ever come in my life was October of 2000 when I weighed 198. I had been out of college for a year, and I hadn't done much in terms of physical activity since graduating. Thankfully, my decent metabolism compensated for much of my laziness.

Considering I'm 6'2", 198 isn't that bad, but the fact that I was only a hair away from tipping the scale past the 200 mark really freaked me out. Afterwards, I did occasional light running and exercise on and off for a few years, then finally brought myself to start hitting the gym in April of 2003.
 
Amir0x said:
I don't hate fat people. Fat people are cool.

But DIRTY people are not. The guy looks like he has eighteen layers of dirt on his leg. Take a fucking bath, disgusting.
He probably can't fit into the tub.

Bart Simpson had the right idea. "I wash myself with a rag on a stick."
 
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