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NES belt buckle?!

Wow. What a great way to cockblock yourself thus ensuring you don't get laid all topped off with a nice ass kicking as you walk home alone later on that night!
 
I stumbled upon this while trying to find a place where I can buy a belt just like Pootie Tang's! No luck yet though! =(
 
I did. And as if a guy wearing a NES controller belt buckle wouldn't be sporting a Nintendo shirt letting everyone know he loves Nintendo long before they try to get in his pants anyway. :p
 
I saw a kid wearing one of those in a Taco Bell at the mall. It was like a month ago. How long have they had these things?
 
This has come up at GAF before.. but GameStop is also selling these for like $15. They're not actual controllers.. sort of 2/3rd-size representations.
 
ChrisReid said:
This has come up at GAF before.. but GameStop is also selling these for like $15. They're not actual controllers.. sort of 2/3rd-size representations.

The one's being sold on that site are made from real controllers.
 
Lisa Lashes said:
Wow. What a great way to cockblock yourself thus ensuring you don't get laid all topped off with a nice ass kicking as you walk home alone later on that night!
Haha, what would you know about cockblock?
 
Hmmm... I thought this was old news?

Well anyway, a long whiles ago, when the guy who's doing this was starting out I guess, he IMed me about the belt at a time when he was only selling them on eBay. If it wasn't going for $30 I would have bought one. Well I guess it was so successful that he's made a business out of it.
 
Oh shit, I just realized I should be captain N for Halloween this year.
 
Lisa Lashes said:
Wow. What a great way to cockblock yourself thus ensuring you don't get laid all topped off with a nice ass kicking as you walk home alone later on that night!


If you're a decent looking guy you'll get laid NES buckle or not. Most attractive 20-25

year old girls I know would dig this buckle.
 
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NLB2 said:
Haha, what would you know about cockblock?

Nothing. I never do it. I share the poon amongst my friends.

thom said:
If you're a decent looking guy you'll get laid NES buckle or not. Most attractive 20-25

year old girls I know would dig this buckle.


Not unless they've done a few rails and are pissed drunk.
 
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