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[ZackieChan]

Terrirus is more Betamax and Chill. Did he not mention that at least 20 times before he was banned?

AOL 1.0 and chill

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Just noticed Terrisus is banned. No wonder it has been quiet around these parts.

even in death he still manages to derail threads about himself.

 

[Seven Force]

OP just jelly. He likes the girl and he tryna swoop in.

Underrated post.

 

[Brakke]

Just noticed Terrisus is banned. No wonder it has been quiet around these parts.

He left.

 

[Rur0ni]

Is OP's friend Terrisus?

ohhhh.gif

 

[Gaz_RB]

Underrated post.

There'll be a GAF thread in like 3 months titled "How funny is this new Why You Always Lyin' guy?"

 

[dity]

He lies in bed with her cuddling and isn't interested in dating her. He should tell her he is not interested.

Yo, let the man have his cuddle.

 

[DoktorEvil]

He left.

<.<
>.>
>.<

Spoiler

I kind of miss that guy.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Yo, let the man have his cuddle.

What about the girl? Maybe she wants to "Chill"

 

[Zeyphersan]

Terrirus is more Betamax and Chill. Did he not mention that at least 20 times before he was banned?

Terrisus don't chill, man.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Terrirus is more Betamax and Chill. Did he not mention that at least 20 times before he was banned?

The dude who didn't have sex with his wife but posted in all the sex threads got banned?

 

[NCR Redslayer]

The dude who didn't have sex with his wife but posted in all the sex threads got banned?

Its less than you'd think but more than you'd hope.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

I got Netflix and I'm a Virgined the other night.

Was cool though, still got some make outs.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Its less than you'd think but more than you'd hope.

Now you got me interested....<.< >.>

 

[victreeb3l]

crine

 

[MMarston]

He left.

needs some deets

 

[Aureon]

The dude who didn't have sex with his wife but posted in all the sex threads got banned?

I think he got a voluntary ban because he was too addicted?

 

[loaf of bread]

What the fuck is the point of "Netflix and chill" and various other code for sex. Are people just ashamed to actually come out and say it.

 

[v1lla21]

I wish I was born in another time so I could fuck in the back of an old Chevy pickup truck at the drive-in. All while some family was next to us eating pizza in American flag camping chairs.

 

[MMarston]

I think he got a voluntary ban because he was too addicted?

No really someone gimme some more deets to his departure

 

[Aselith]

I wish I was born in another time so I could fuck in the back of an old Chevy pickup truck at the drive-in. All while some family was next to us eating pizza in American flag camping chairs.

Just Netflix and cghill on your tablet or smartphone.

 

[v1lla21]

Just Netflix and cghill on your tablet or smartphone.

That was 4th of July while watching X-Files. My car is uncomfortable to fuck in, and I don't want to get it dirty anyways.

 

[Zeyphersan]

What the fuck is the point of "Netflix and chill" and various other code for sex. Are people just ashamed to actually come out and say it.

"Excuse me miss, can I interest you in some intercourse?"

Works every time

 

[tkscz]

Hello GAF I need to come up with some advice for that friend of mine.

There's this super cute girl he keeps hanging out with. She obviously loves spending time with him and even got into Rock Band so she could play with him.
Still, he friendzones her even though they occasionally chill together in the same bed and watch Netflix while she cuddles with him.

What should I tell him to make him ask her out.

(I talked to the girl and yes indeed that's what she'd want but she's too shy)

Sounds like he doesn't like her. Just leave it be at that.

 

[Socreges]

Thread validated

 

[dity]

What about the girl? Maybe she wants to "Chill"

Dude ain't always gotta make that first move.

 

[Brakke]

No really someone gimme some more deets to his departure

PM'd

Let the record show Terry never even derailed a single thread. Witness this derail about him and he isn't even here.

 

[industrian]

What the fuck is the point of "Netflix and chill" and various other code for sex. Are people just ashamed to actually come out and say it.

The usage of euphemisms creates the mood and builds expectations and excitement.

 

[BSherrod]

Night. Made.

 

[Shuggananas]

I got Netflix and I'm a Virgined the other night.

Was cool though, still got some make outs.

I'm a virgin = I want it in the ass

 

[ZackieChan]

PM'd

Let the record show Terry never even derailed a single thread. Witness this derail about him and he isn't even here.

the fuck he didn't

 

[dr3upmushroom]

I think he got a voluntary ban because he was too addicted?

to sex threads?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

to sex threads?

lol..kinda true.

 

[Izuna]

Funny, Terrisus STILL derails threads.

 

[The Albatross]

IKEA is where relationships go to die

I've never gone to Ikea with my significant other and not gotten into a fight. There's something about the 90 minute drive, the over-crowdedness, the maze-like layout, the fear that you may never get out, and the fact that you only buy a single spatula and then drive home 90 minutes later that means a fight is coming.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I've never gone to Ikea with my significant other and not gotten into a fight. There's something about the 90 minute drive, the over-crowdedness, the maze-like layout, the fear that you may never get out, and the fact that you only buy a single spatula and then drive home 90 minutes later that means a fight is coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCcXHy13wF0&ab_channel=BernieLippman

 

[Kölsch Bloot]

Who cares about Netflix and Chill anyways? I'd rather go for a classic "F1 and Chill" ^^

 

[Vampire On Titus]

lol it's pretty great how something as innocuous as "netflix & chill" is bothering people.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Relevent

edit: "not actually scared I just wanted to touch your leg"

oh god

is this a thing

have I been this foolish

 

[farmerboy]

I wish I was born in another time so I could fuck in the back of an old Chevy pickup truck at the drive-in. All while some family was next to us eating pizza in American flag camping chairs.

Dont let that stop you. Live the dream.

 

[v1lla21]

Dont let that stop you. Live the dream.

The drive-in where I live is shady as hell. Last time I went I almost got stabbed by some gangster. Let me use your barn.

 

[jmizzal]

I had a girl who wanted to come over and play GTAAV and chill

Well you know what happened lol

 

[King Kovu]

Almost died choking on a chicken nugget. lol

 

[ZackieChan]

Relevent

edit: "not actually scared I just wanted to touch your leg"

oh god

is this a thing

have I been this foolish

Of course. Well, I've done the non-scared version of it. Real men don't get scared.

 

[TouchMyBox]

Good job millennials, you gave sex a brand-name.

 

[Team Filler]

????

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

My generation said, "wanna have some coffee upstairs?" after the date.

Your generation was still driving buggies and reading books by gaslight for entertainment.

lol

 

[ZackieChan]

We can't let that other Netflix and Chill thread catch up to this one

 

[The Lamp]

PM'd

Let the record show Terry never even derailed a single thread. Witness this derail about him and he isn't even here.

I liked Terrisus can you PM me too? I didn't know he was gone.

Lol do people actually go on Tinder and say this shit?

 

[GK86]

^Netflix and chill would be pretty tame as far as Tinder statements go.