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[Mully]

My girl's, best friend's face is absolutely stunning, but somehow her ass is that of a 300lb woman. It's still shapely, but suddenly her body goes from slim, but curvy 130lb woman to a wide and expansive 300lb assed woman. I just don't get it. It's incredible. I don't even want to touch it. I just want to look at it.

She's got to know, right?

 

[hoggert]

i miss posting in the old thread

 

[sleverfunk]

I'm drunk that I just went for a smoke for the first time of my life.

 

[lawnchair]

drinking and smoking are the best things, good on you sir

 

[J. Bravo]

My body finally gave out on me. Even my buddy got sick the same day. Taking the weekend off, cancelled our Xmas party, date with older woman friday, date with younger woman saturday...

fuck getting sick... but I guess thats what happens when your diet the last two months has been junior highschool lunch and beer/alcohol/bar food. Time for a fruits and veggies day... somewhere in between this shit.

drink a V8 a couple times a week. add vodka to taste. spicy v8 works as well.

 

[Minus_Me]

drink a V8 a couple times a week. add vodka to taste. spicy v8 works as well.

Throw in some celery salt, add some clam juice and by golly you've got a Bloody Caesar.

 

[lawnchair]

hail caesar

 

[Kwixotik]

the fuck is clam juice?

 

[Minus_Me]

The superior version of the Bloody Mary uses clamato instead of Tomato juice. Clamato is made with clam juice.

Four Lions is one of the funniest movies I've watched in forever.

 

[Kwixotik]

i am both disgusted and intrigued

 

[Minus_Me]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_(cocktail)

The GOAT of breakfast cocktails.

 

[brianjones]

i miss posting in the old thread

i liked the emojis in the old thread title

it was like a drunk beacon

 

[hoggert]

clam juice oh god i hate that shit why whyyywhy

 

[lawnchair]

i was once interviewed for a local newspaper on the topic of red beers, clam juice, etc

i am a noted speaker on the topic

 

[lawnchair]

they take the juice from the clams ...

 

[J. Bravo]

Salsa you think you're good at rocket league? See my post in the ot. I wanna play with you/against you sometime!

 

[lawnchair]

salsa shark will juke your knees back to the breaking point at that game, dont mess around

 

[hoggert]

go d fucking dammit im going to listen/watch an entire music of drake for the first time this is going to be horrible right?

 

[hoggert]

WHO THE FUCK WEARS TIMS IN 2015 BESIDES 16 YO ASIAN GIRLS AND DRAKE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fuck this shit how the fuck do people listen to this crap outside of clubs only thing remotely interesting is his self deprecation

alright headlines isnt terrible

lol this dancing in hotline bling god im old

 

[80s Bad Guy]

Dark rum and redbull tastes like shitty Dr Pepper.

Saw late phases today, great werewolf flick!

Anyone seen that? Or drinking rum?

God damn I love rum

 

[luckyboyceo]

The cool thing about drinking with old people is that they like to start at 4PM, so by the time it's 8PM you're completely toasted and still have plenty of time for a good night's rest.

Why it takes 60 years to figure this out I have no idea.

 

[Get'sMad]

The cool thing about drinking with old people is that they like to start at 4PM, so by the time it's 8PM you're completely toasted and still have plenty of time for a good night's rest.

Why it takes 60 years to figure this out I have no idea.

this was Thanksgiving with family a couple weeks back. Like everyone was just chilling drinking and eating o d'oeuvres all afternoon and then everyone was pretty drunk by like 8 and heading out or going to sleep at my uncles place. Meanwhile a couple of my cousins and I were all "wait its only 9 o clock" so we kept drinking and then stepped outside to smoke weed.....and then came back and kept drinking and lasted all until like maybe 11 or midnight. good times!

 

[Minus_Me]

Damn Christmas is here already.

 

[Get'sMad]

yeah.... which also means its almost a new year too. FUCK

Where does the time go?? I'm getting old y'all.

 

[Minus_Me]

Drank too much, feeling really good about life for once. That won't last.

 

[Snuggles]

You don't get to be afraid anymore. It's time to truly see the world u have created. 👁🌏

 

[Get'sMad]

fully committed to just drinking bloody marys all day and not putting on pants or leaving the house.

 

[Get'sMad]

update

I achieved all of those goals

 

[cirrhosis]

i was thinking that having a big skype GAF drinking contest could be fun

it would be awkward and forced at first but then everyone would be friends by the end

 

[luckyboyceo]

Lets all hijack the least popular MFC one night and turn it into our own.

 

[Minus_Me]

I've been drinking with my gf all fucking day watching Broad City. I have no clue wtf is going on.

 

[Get'sMad]

me too minus_me

me too

 

[TheKaeptain]

Lets all hijack the least popular MFC one night and turn it into our own.

I'm in once I get back to LA.

 

[Nostremitus]

So, sipping on some purple drink(Sunkist Grape) and Soju... Damned if it isn't glorious.

 

[Valkerionseven]

drink a V8 a couple times a week. add vodka to taste. spicy v8 works as well.

Hilarious thing is I actually did this without checking the thread. Kagome is the Japanese equivalent of V8, man its pretty rough but I definitely felt a bit better after a few bottles of it.

 

[HeavyMetalLover91]

Just come in from a night out, absolutely twatted. just text my best friend's ex that i want a relationship with her (we hooked up 2 weeks ago) loooooooooool #noRegrets

thank you alcohol for giving me the courage and confidence i needed to do this )))))))))

 

[Get'sMad]

:/

you're gonna have mad regrets about that one man

 

[Deleted member 22576]

on like my tenth beer were gonna play ff13 maybe

 

[luckyboyceo]

Just come in from a night out, absolutely twatted. just text my best friend's ex that i want a relationship with her (we hooked up 2 weeks ago) loooooooooool #noRegrets

thank you alcohol for giving me the courage and confidence i needed to do this )))))))))

Yikes.

 

[J. Bravo]

Just come in from a night out, absolutely twatted. just text my best friend's ex that i want a relationship with her (we hooked up 2 weeks ago) loooooooooool #noRegrets

thank you alcohol for giving me the courage and confidence i needed to do this )))))))))

Even if he is seemingly fine with you dating her, you probably shouldn't romantically pursue your best friend's ex.

Also, my throat is fucking gonzo. But if I don't smoke more, I will be incredibly fucking sore tomorrow

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

Just come in from a night out, absolutely twatted. just text my best friend's ex that i want a relationship with her (we hooked up 2 weeks ago) loooooooooool #noRegrets

thank you alcohol for giving me the courage and confidence i needed to do this )))))))))

I hope you will update us when you're sober.

 

[Surface of Me]

Stole a bunch of booze from my friend got no booze now but smokin green

 

[dabig2]

Helo gents and gentladies. Saw the new thread wanted to say hello on this fine morn. Usus lurk but bored at 6am cause. Got done watching drunk history seaosn3 and 2 good hookahs. Between jobs and notworking till after news years so was hoping some peeps were up to say whats up.

JOhnnys walker black was my poison this fine morn. 18 years aged but its been sittting in a trunk for 2 years so I guess 20 years aged if its the correct math. I really need to get back on da job circuit though, shits bad for your health and sleep is the best

Paragraphs are. anywone know any awesome programming job in the virgina area near dc btw? Coding. Ill sober up on the dice jobs the next morning, but was wondering what's up? How are you gents and gentladies this fine tuesday morn?

 

[chicko1983]

So tomorrow for lunch I have my betting syndicates Christmas lunch. I won this year and will be collecting about $350 and a medal as the best gambler.

The lunch is at a steak restaurant but the best part is that th restaurant is across the road from the casino. I already told my boss I'm only doing half a day at work tomorrow and will be spending the afternoon drinking and gambling with mates.

It's like my Christmas came early, I'm so excited I can't sleep.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

What if you named a cat Jimmie the hat

 

[Illithid Dude]

basically been awake for the past two days filming and editing my way too ambitious final project. there are boobies in it!

 

[hoggert]

How big are they fucking tell me

 

[freenudemacusers]

Are they runway boobs

 

[HeavyMetalLover91]

:/

you're gonna have mad regrets about that one man

Yikes.

I hope you will update us when you're sober.

While I did regret it in the morning it didn't turn out too bad in the end, I'm seeing her Friday and Saturday, although Saturday will be in the company of her ex/my friend as it's a work related night out. So potential awkwardness lol. Luckily she knew I was drunk so will hopefully brush it off until we see each other on Friday.

Even if he is seemingly fine with you dating her, you probably shouldn't romantically pursue your best friend's ex.

I actually agree but I'd say it's her that's been pursuing me, and I've always liked her since we first met (we all work together). Hopefully he'll be cool with it as he was the one that ended things.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Just got some beer and that Star Wars game from the redbox gonna watch the debate too