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The British weekly says the mysterious creatures have been seen in forests around the towns of Bondo and Bili, in the far north of the Democratic Republic of Congo.

From the rare eyewitness sightings, bone discoveries and a video recording, the animals have large, black faces, are up to two metres tall and weigh between 85 and 102kg.
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http://cooltech.iafrica.com/science/352611.htm

Cool. I hope we can get some detailed recordings soon instead of some big-foot-like footage =P
 
6 feet tall...
Black face...
224 lbs...

Looks like Chris Perry of the Cincinnati Bengals has been terrorizing the people of the Congo.

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Just to be clear... because it looks really bad now...

I was NOT saying black people are apes or resemble them in any way.
I just did the conversions and saw that that the apes were about the height and weight of an NFL running back and Chris Perry exactly met my conversions.
 
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I didn't do what you guys think I did.
The article could have said a giant anteater at that weight and heigh was terrorizing the congo and I still would have posted a picture of Chris Perry.
 
Why is my comment automatically seen as racist? WHy am I an ass?
Had I posted a picture of a white running back at 6'0 224 it would have been seen as a joke, but the search "NFL 6'0 224lbs" turns up Chris Perry first.
 
olimario said:
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I didn't do what you guys think I did.
The article could have said a giant anteater at that weight and heigh was terrorizing the congo and I still would have posted a picture of Chris Perry.
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Are you from Ohio State or something? :lol
 
olimario said:
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I didn't do what you guys think I did.
The article could have said a giant anteater at that weight and heigh was terrorizing the congo and I still would have posted a picture of Chris Perry.
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Bullshit. You would not have thought of comparing something so non-humanoid to Chris Perry.

I'm actually surprised that your first line of defense wasn't "I only play a racist on the Internet!"
 
Dan said:
Bullshit. You would not have thought of comparing something so non-humanoid to Chris Perry.

I'm actually surprised that your first line of defense wasn't "I only play a racist on the Internet!"
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Why would I get off of a month ban just to spout off a bunch of racist garbage?
Why would I volunteer a bunch of my time with the Red Cross after Katrina if I hatred black people and found them inferior?

It was an innocent joke not inteded AT ALL as a racist one. I really did just see the heigh and weight was that of an average NFL player so I typed it in.
 
Oli just quit while you still can.
The way I see it there are two possibilities here.
A.) Your a racist and therefore ignorant and stupid.
B.) Your just plan old ignorant and stupid.

I'ld vote your a closet A but it's a Friday afternoon so lets go B.
 
olimario said:
Why would I get off of a month ban just to spout off a bunch of racist garbage?
Why would I volunteer a bunch of my time with the Red Cross after Katrina if I hatred black people and found them inferior?

It was an innocent joke not inteded AT ALL as a racist one. I really did just see the heigh and weight was that of an average NFL player so I typed it in.
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I'm black, and I saw nothing wrong with it at all. Olimario isn't a racist, gosh.
 
I'm with Oli on this one. It wasn't even racist and it was a pretty good comparison.

Stop being so politically correct and just have a laugh.
 
olimario said:
Just to be clear... because it looks really bad now...

I was NOT saying black people are apes or resemble them in any way.
I just did the conversions and saw that that the apes were about the height and weight of an NFL running back and Chris Perry exactly met my conversions.
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uhm...
6 feet tall...
Black face...
224 lbs...
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edited 3 times, each time a different opinion!
 
Who was the NFL comentator that accidently said look at that Monkey run. Or something like that anyway. I'm not a Football guy so I'm not sure of the story.
 
I'd just like to point out that Chris Perry is a god among men and its only a matter of time before he makes Rudi Johnson his bitch.
 
olimario said:
Why would I get off of a month ban just to spout off a bunch of racist garbage?
Why would I volunteer a bunch of my time with the Red Cross after Katrina if I hatred black people and found them inferior?

It was an innocent joke not inteded AT ALL as a racist one. I really did just see the heigh and weight was that of an average NFL player so I typed it in.
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You feel guilty for your actions and attitudes. Oh and that is probably the most common weight and height in sports so there was probably a wide range of white guys you could have picked. To bad your "joke" needed "a black face"
 
darscot said:
Who was the NFl comentator that accidently said look at that Monkey run. Or something like that anyway. I'm not a Football guy so I'm nto sure of the story.
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Howard Cosell

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olimario said:
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I didn't do what you guys think I did.
The article could have said a giant anteater at that weight and heigh was terrorizing the congo and I still would have posted a picture of Chris Perry.
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Don't try to get out of it!
 
android said:
You feel guilty for your actions and attitudes. Oh and that is probably the most common weight and height in sports so there was probably a wide range of white guys you could have picked. To bad your "joke" needed "a black face"
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Type in
NFL "6'0 224lbs" in Google and see who you find.
Only Chris Perry, that's who.

And the article mentioned 'black face'. Had it also mentioned 'opposable thumbs' I would have put that on there, too.
 
olimario said:
Type in
NFL "6'0 224lbs" in Google and see who you find.
Only Chris Perry, that's who.

And the article mentioned 'black face'. Had it also mentioned 'opposable thumbs' I would have put that on there, too.
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wow... it was so funny, cuz once I saw oli's name, i was like "uh ohhhh..."

oli. if you didn't have a history of saying racist shit, nobody would think you were racist and just assume you fucked up. but you have a history of this kind shit. is it any wonder that people call you a racist? fool me once, shame on... shame on you. fool me twice, you uh... you cain't fool me 'gain.
 
It's fun to watch you squirm olimario, but just take your foot out of your mouth, and slowly back away from the keyboard. No good can come from this. :lol
 
darscot said:
Wow, so what's the story he's way too much of a pro to have that kind of a slip?
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Apparently it was just in reference to the way he was running around the field. If I recall(and this may not actually be accurate, but I've at least heard as much), he had said the same thing about a white player in an earlier broadcast, so it wasn't actually a remark about the player...more like a catch phrase that didn't quite take off.
 
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