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all the hatred towards Oli allows me to slip in under the radar and say

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whytemyke said:
wow... it was so funny, cuz once I saw oli's name, i was like "uh ohhhh..."

oli. if you didn't have a history of saying racist shit, nobody would think you were racist and just assume you fucked up. but you have a history of this kind shit. is it any wonder that people call you a racist? fool me once, shame on... shame on you. fool me twice, you uh... you cain't fool me 'gain.

:lol Well done sir!
 
olimario said:
6 feet tall...
Black face...
224 lbs...

Looks like Chris Perry of the Cincinnati Bengals has been terrorizing the people of the Congo.

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Holy shit......an Olimario racist post? On GAF? Nevah!

What? He goes on to try and "explain" it as being misunderstood? How can this be?

New tag - Daddy's Little Racist
 
robertsan21 said:
i GOT banned for less than that!

and i was also trying to make a joke...mods i dont like you sometimes

Beautiful people get more friends, more sex, and make approximately 15% more money than ugly people. This forum hates on beautiful people like you and I because it's one way for the "uglies" to make themselves feel better in light of the horribly unfair world world they live in.
 
You know, I had gone all day without looking at this thread... then I had to know what about a giant ape could generate this many pages.. Ive never been happier with a decision to open a thread. Thanks Oli.
 
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I heard about these apes possibly hunting lions or other prey. My friends last semester didn't believe me that there was a new ape species. People tend to think I'm talking out of my ass when I'm babbeling off such facts and news.





When I first heard of them, I was completly excited but not as excited as I am about methane being the next world clean energy.
 
Haha, this is one of those "I wonder how that thread got to two pages..." things. Then you read one of the early responses and it all makes sense.

But jeez, why would he even do that? Wasn't this really obviously a stupid idea?
olimario's brain said:
My Chris Perry joke is going to be so astoundingly good, it's worth the racist connotations! People will be bowled over by the hilarity and I won't have to spend a couple pages defending my dumb ass.
I mean, that's just my guess, but I think it's a good guess.
 
its a stupid comment but I dont think he's racist guys, and I didnt feel offended(im black btw) but then im not an uptight "afican" American who feels the world is against me.
 
StoOgE said:
You know, I had gone all day without looking at this thread... then I had to know what about a giant ape could generate this many pages.. Ive never been happier with a decision to open a thread. Thanks Oli.

I did the exact same thing. And to all you Oli defenders: He's racist like the sun is yellow.
 
I didnt see anything wrong with his comment. Last time i checked apes do indeed have black faces;

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Its just as bad to call him a racist as it would be for him to make a racist comment.
 
Macam said:
I did the exact same thing. And to all you Oli defenders: He's racist like the sun is yellow.

The sun's not yellow...it's chicken!!

This thread is hilarious. :lol I don't think what oli said was really that offensive, it's just that he's stupid for even considering that joke in the first place when people are already suspicious of him. And he keeps digging himself a deeper hole. :lol
 
In case of angry black male break glass... that is all folks...
 
Ryudo said:
I didnt see anything wrong with his comment. Last time i checked apes do indeed have black faces;

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Its just as bad to call him a racist as it would be for him to make a racist comment.

Well he is a know rasict on OA...
 
Ryudo said:
I didnt see anything wrong with his comment. Last time i checked apes do indeed have black faces;

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Its just as bad to call him a racist as it would be for him to make a racist comment.


So what chris perry doesnt look like an ape, doesnt act like an ape omg, that comment is still messed up whether he meant to be racist or not the comment was fucked up.
 
stinger009 said:
Jeez he was obviously making a joke, get off his arse. You people are way too uptight.
The thing is, though, is that if he hadn't paraded around telling racist jokes in the past and trying to convince people that he's not really racist, "he just plays one on tv", then nobody would think twice about it just being a joke with no racist connotations. But he DID do all that shit in the past here, and he's not a good person in the eyes of GAF, so one way or the other, whether it was intended to be racist or not, it's his own fault for doing it and he deserves all the hate that one can muster on it.
 
I don't deserve any of the hate for it. Just because I'm percieved as a racist for fitting in and acting like a COMPLETE IDIOT on OA doesn't mean that I should never be able to mention black people again. I made a mistake on OA even pretending to act like that, but I've moved on.

Quite simply it was a joke about the first guy I could find that was 6'0 224lbs. And even then, I had the feet measurment wrong. I should go back and change it to whoever I can find that is 6'6 224lbs, no matter what race he is.
 
Instead of this thread being a discussion about the 'new' find. Some fucking retard comes in and posts a racist 'joke'.

Not only do you need to apologize for your idiocy and lack of tact, but you should also apologize to Funky Pappa for ruining his thread.

And on a final note, Oli sucks monkey balls. literally.
 
EternalDarko said:
Instead of this thread being a discussion about the 'new' find. Some fucking retard comes in and posts a racist 'joke'.

Not only do you need to apologize for your idiocy and lack of tact, but you should also apologize to Funky Pappa for ruining his thread.

And on a final note, Oli sucks monkey balls. literally.
You make a strong case.
 
Far out, I've never come across such an uptight bunch of people, even on the internet. He made a fucking joke okÂ…

What about this image here, is this racist toward white people? Being a white male, I find it quite racist, yet I've never heard anyone else get upset about itÂ…

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God damn, you can make anything look or sound racist if you take it out of context and make enough bullshit assumptions. Oh and also:

Teknopathetic said:
Freestyler's a known racist, so no surprise there.

What the fuck? I've never so much as said a word to you. I'm a known racist? Please, oh wise one, tell me where you got that big idea from?
 
The image isn't showing. Judging by the URL, it's probably one of those pics comparing Bush to a chimp. You know, if historically white folks had been compared to monkeys, you might have a point. As it happens, it hasn't, and you don't.

If you don't like it - and I mean this in all sincerity, no malice intended - feel free to fuck right off. There are other forums available on the internet where you can crack all the blacks = monkey jokes you like...and easily find many like-minded dullards to chuckle along.

But it won't be here.
 
First of all, I wasn't the one who made the joke. I just don't see the need for all the bitching going on and I think everyone just way overreacted.

If you don't like the joke - and I mean this in all sincerity, no malice intended - feel free to fuck right off. You don't have to go on abusing Oli like he's a member of the KKK. Just say to yourself 'wow that wasn't funny' and move along.
 
Lucky for me I don't have to put up with racist jokes. Or unoriginal bastards and what they think. I can "move 'em along" myself.

Like so. *punt*
 
EternalDarko said:
lil' harsh, Bish. But so what, he shoulda just shut up without trying to defend oli's bullshit.

He can go martyr himself then if it makes him feel better. "The tree of liberty, refreshed with the blood of patriots, blah blah blah" :lol
 
RaymondCarver said:
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I heard about these apes possibly hunting lions or other prey. My friends last semester didn't believe me that there was a new ape species. People tend to think I'm talking out of my ass when I'm babbeling off such facts and news.





When I first heard of them, I was completly excited but not as excited as I am about methane being the next world clean energy.
I looked it up and yeah an ape that has the balls to hunt and eat lions would be awesome. Though that wouldn't that make him the baddest land predator on Earth?

Though even cooler might be the possibility they're the offspring of chimps and gorillas. Which is kinda kinky.
 
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