Since the dawn of time, man has sought to find a greater understanding
of the world around him. Questions like "is there life after death?
what is the biological basis of consciousness?" and "what is the title of
Maddox' upcoming book?" have baffled the world's greatest thinkers for
centuries, and in some cases, weeks.
Though everything about this book has been kept a secret thus far, the title
has actually been available for centuries now. Nostradamus predicted the
coming of this book long ago with the following prophecy:
A great scribe will come forth in the third millennium,
His virility and penile magnitude unprecedented.
He will imbue the masses with a tome of all things manly.
Many faces will be rocked.
Behold the first glimpse of what will come to be known as the crown jewel of
western literature; the title of my book:
"The Alphabet of Manliness*"
When Johann Gutenberg printed the first bible with the movable-type printing
press in 1450, he couldn't have known that it would be another 556 years
before anything as significant would be printed again. Every letter of
the alphabet stands for something manly; if it needs to be shaved, beaten,
or porked, there's a good chance it'll be in this book.
