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New Jessica Simpson Video

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Doth Togo

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That video is bullshit. Everyone who's anyone knows that the General Lee can't open it's doors...you crawl out of the window.

This movie is going to look like a fucked up version of the real Dukes, ghettofied by da urban masses.
 

warhead

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Doth Togo said:
That video is bullshit. Everyone who's anyone knows that the General Lee can't open it's doors...you crawl out of the window.

Simpson is a fraud.
Who cares, she's hot. Song sucks. But she's hot. Damnit she's hot.
 

ToxicAdam

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I was really expecting more. It's like she was doing a bad Shakira impersonation.

Which reminds me... I find Shakira 100 times sexier.
 

darscot

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It's like a playboy segment where she dosen't take her clothes! WHy am I watching again? My god what have that done to that song!
 
Doth Togo said:
That video is bullshit. Everyone who's anyone knows that the General Lee can't open it's doors...you crawl out of the window.

Thank you for saving me the trouble of checking out the vid.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
"I am not happy with that bikini my daughter is wearing........it needs to be smaller"
simpson.joe.jess.090804.jpg
 

nitewulf

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see if you guys can find the original version with nancy sinatra, song is a LOT better, and she is damn hot as well. i mean she was, at that time.
 

Shazapp

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The video is hot, but the song is horrible. I much prefer the Megadeth version.

And, is it me, or does she looked as coked-out as she's rumored to be in this?
 
I keep.. almost liking this song. Bits of it.. I'm like... yeah dig it. Then for the larger part of it I'm just wanting to gouge my ears out. And the little car wash dance is so... staged for an erection that I just don't find it attractive at all.

Wasn't there a half way decent mid-90s/late 90s cover of this by some kind of electronica group? Something about buzz saws? Or am I crazy?
 

snaildog

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Hey, does anyone have the link to this video of a chick called Keyra (I think), dancing around in a miniskirt? I think it was posted in one of the numerous Lohan threads a few weeks ago, but I can't find it. It was on one of these sites with all sorts of files.
 
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