Escape Goat
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Come on guys, I need some new jokes. Lets hear 'em!
WTTF? Why do i find that funy ,?mjq jazz bar said:Why did Julia Roberts rub shit on her pussy?
Because she was horny.
Ned Flanders said:Looking for his friend, a man sticks his head in the door of a barber shop and asks the barber:
"Bob Peters here?"
"No", replied the barber, "but we do cut hair".
What do a washed up boxer and Dracula's girlfriend have in common?
they both go down for the count.
Ned Flanders said:"Bob Peters" is his friends name. But the phrase "bob peters" can also mean "suck dicks". So the question has a dual meaning of "Is my friend here?" and "Do you suck dicks here?". The barber, in reply to the second question (when in fact the man intended it as the first question) responded that he doesn't suck dicks but that he will give you a haircut.
Outlaw said:Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television.
Pattergen said:
Ferrio said:"Why do women love jesus?"
"Because he's hung like this *stretches arms apart*"