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New York Post - "'Tard pack"

Amir0x

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"If the battle of the consoles were a videogame, it would be a drawn out epic, like "Everquest" or "Zelda," rather than a fighter like "Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks."

The big players - Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft - scour the world picking up weapons (high definition capability, online play, faster graphics, sexy industrial design) hoping to slay each other with market share. Gamers are only forced to follow this game once a year when a new platform launches, and now is that time.

With Microsoft's second generation console, Xbox 360 launching November 22 and Sony's PlayStation 3 set for any time from spring to fall 2006, gamers have to decide: to upgrade or to wait?

In other words, will Xbox 360 be a YBox, or a Ybother box? Microsoft will showcase Xbox 360 at the Digital Life show at Javits (Oct 14-16). You can look, but you can't yet touch.

The original Xbox was by no means the knockout blow to Sony that Bill Gates had hoped. If it hadn't been for the game "Halo," beloved of so many soldiers serving abroad, a lot less than the 22 million boxes would have shipped, compared to Sony PlayStation 2's over 91 million worldwide.

So what of the next level of the great Sony vs. Microsoft battle? "Xbox is an established brand this time around, it's proved itself with the hardcore gamers," says Dan "Shoe" Hsu, Editor-in-Chief at Electronic Gaming Monthly. "And with 360, Microsoft was smart to unveil it and connect with the MTV audience [on May 12, 2005]."

However, Sony made a good move by announcing that the PlayStation 3 would be ready by next spring. "Even if it isn't ready, that date is near enough that it'll make some people wait and see which one to buy," said Hsu.

The advantages bounces back and forth like a game of Pong. Then again, as Hsu points out in Microsoft's favor, "Any lead is a good lead, and coming out before the holidays is always huge boost to sales."

PlayStation 3

Is this black box indestructable? It's certainly the brand leader and has the best games. Videogame creator Hideo Kojima says in his blog that the grand theme of his "Metal Gear Solid" is "What things need to be passed on to the next generation," and has come back for a fourth version, to convey Snake as "an aging figure that still continues to change."

That could well apply to Sony as it gears up for next year's PS3 launch. The prototypes shown in September may look like an ice cube maker, but gamers don't always look at the box.

"What gamers need most is a revolution in the role played by a story and character," says Jim Ward, President of LucasArts which makes games such as "Star Wars: Battlefront" and "Mercenaries."

He says that gaming won't come of age until games have multiple seamless storylines and characters you can truly interact with. He is excited about the online content of both Sony and Microsoft's platforms, the online worlds where companies can charge small amounts for weapons and upgrades. "Studios now make movies as loss leaders, knowing they'll make their money back on DVD and cable sales. We don't have that. We have that one shot."

Xbox 360

The Xbox360 promises faster graphics and better sound. But even more it aims to be the main digitial entertainment center for the home -- the box that hooks to the stereo and the best TV. Thus it can handle DVDS, photos and music, as well as play games and go online.

It's not entirely back-compatible though. To play your old Xbox games you need to clip on the 20GB hard drive.

And that's where the confusion starts.

There are two bundles being sold: The $299 "Core" bundle will get you playing games offline, connected by the usual long wire. The $399 bundle comes with the harddrive, the wireless controller, a remote, a headset for trash-talking online opponents on Xbox Live, and a component cable that can handle HDTV.

The Core pack has been called the "tard" pack, as in that's what your mom is if she buys you this for Christmas.

The interface has been simplified by the guide button, which takes you to a home page of sorts. Various pages or "blades" have been cleverly redesigned so you always know where you are (and who you are!).

Both packs include an Xbox Live Silver membership, which lets you go online and use voice and text chat and buy things from the marketplace. Upgrading to Gold, you can play against strangers online (often Aussies) and use video chat.

You chose to play in a zone, which shows your profile and "Achievements" (like an eBay rating) which helps you find your competence level, and also protects kids from predators. Microsoft has taken a shameless leaf from Apple and gone for a pearly white look for the Xbox360 and all the extras (controllers, harddrive, wireless adapters) while offering fancier faceplates for individuality.

As any exec will tell you, it's better to emulate Apple than Sony these days. Xbox 360 costs $299.99 (Core model) or $399.99 (Premium), and launches here on November 22nd.

There's more on PSP and DS/Micro in the article.


Here's the rest...

PlayStation Personal

The PSP is a very Japanese toy (Amir0x's Note: :lol). The 4.3 inch, 16:9 aspect screen allows for a mini-widescreen experience with games, photos, music and movies, and an upgrade to the software in August enabled a built in WiFi connection in the PSP-1001 to connect it to the internet.

This is not a stopgap until PlayStation 3. At $249, it costs a whopping $100 more than a plain old PlayStation 2. There's a USB link that allows you to connect to a PlayStation 2 and crosstalk between "SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals" and "Fireteam Bravo" (due this month).

Information gets synched between the two devices, and the mission structure in both games is changed. Typical of Sony, mainstream movies, such as Will Smith's "Hitch," and TV shows (HBO's "Entourage") can be played, but only in a Sony-only format, on a Universal Media Disk.

According to Sony PlayStation spokesman Patrick Seybold, so far about eight titles have sold more than 100,000 copies.

Sony considers the device a hit, although it's bigger in Japan (Amir0x's Note: :lol). "I was over in Japan recently and on the plane there must have been 25 people with their heads down watching movies on their PSPs, and hardly any on laptops," he said.

PlayStation Personal costs $249. (Amir0x's Note: PlayStation Personal? That's a pretty big mistake.)

Nintendo

Nintendo's current platforms include the touch screen DS ($130), the Gamecube ($100), and the newest Game Boy Micro, $100. The latter snack-sized player is a step backwards, since screens everywhere else are getting bigger. Another problem: The Micro doesn't play DS games

Links:

http://specialsections.nypost.com/news/nypost/digitalife/20051011/img/p52.jpg

http://specialsections.nypost.com/news/nypost/digitalife/20051011/p52.asp

http://specialsections.nypost.com/news/nypost/digitalife/20051011/p52_s1.htm

(thx to mj)
 
The Core pack has been called the "tard" pack, as in that's what your mom is if she buys you this for Christmas.

It's caught onto the mainstream! :lol :lol
 
was "'tard pack" a gaf coinage? i think it was. i know people around here get giddy when gaf is mentioned on g4 or gamespot or something, but this would be the forum's first real contact with the outside world.
 
Scrow said:
:lol @ rev not been included


oh wait... :(

I looked through but nothing. Here's what it says on Nintendo and PSP

PlayStation Personal

The PSP is a very Japanese toy (Amir0x's Note: :lol). The 4.3 inch, 16:9 aspect screen allows for a mini-widescreen experience with games, photos, music and movies, and an upgrade to the software in August enabled a built in WiFi connection in the PSP-1001 to connect it to the internet.

This is not a stopgap until PlayStation 3. At $249, it costs a whopping $100 more than a plain old PlayStation 2. There's a USB link that allows you to connect to a PlayStation 2 and crosstalk between "SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals" and "Fireteam Bravo" (due this month).

Information gets synched between the two devices, and the mission structure in both games is changed. Typical of Sony, mainstream movies, such as Will Smith's "Hitch," and TV shows (HBO's "Entourage") can be played, but only in a Sony-only format, on a Universal Media Disk.

According to Sony PlayStation spokesman Patrick Seybold, so far about eight titles have sold more than 100,000 copies.

Sony considers the device a hit, although it's bigger in Japan (Amir0x's Note: :lol). "I was over in Japan recently and on the plane there must have been 25 people with their heads down watching movies on their PSPs, and hardly any on laptops," he said.

PlayStation Personal costs $249. (Amir0x's Note: PlayStation Personal? That's a pretty big mistake.)

Nintendo

Nintendo's current platforms include the touch screen DS ($130), the Gamecube ($100), and the newest Game Boy Micro, $100. The latter snack-sized player is a step backwards, since screens everywhere else are getting bigger. Another problem: The Micro doesn't play DS games

And that's literally it about Nintendo.
 
Wario64 said:
25 people in 1 area holding a PSP? bullllllllllshhiiiittt

He said on the plane. I saw a good dozen or so on my plane to Malaysia last month; it's a big goddam plane. (eight rows accross)
 
In before 5 more ":lol tard pack" posts!

But yea, after reading the first section, I felt this article didn't sit well with me in the back of my mind, then you posted the second half and now I know why.

although it's bigger in Japan

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drohne said:
was "'tard pack" a gaf coinage? i think it was. i know people around here get giddy when gaf is mentioned on g4 or gamespot or something, but this would be the forum's first real contact with the outside world.

OA

FTW
 
drohne said:
was "'tard pack" a gaf coinage? i think it was. i know people around here get giddy when gaf is mentioned on g4 or gamespot or something, but this would be the forum's first real contact with the outside world.
I'm pretty sure that was me. :lol

Well, the "tard pack" abbreviation anyway. Whoever did the photoshop was pure genius.
 
New York Post <- you only need to look at which publication is printing it. Probably a gamer freelancer.

Even Forbes and The Wall Street Journal get basic facts and analysis wrongsometimes and they have full time analysts following these companies.
 
GhaleonEB: Yeah, I tried to see if they had a link to it online but no luck :(

quadriplegicjon said:
nah.. i'll just pick it up tomorrow. i was hoping for a link on their website..

quite funny though.

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Sorry for the atrocious coloring, my scanner is fucked up at the moment.

Edit: Awesome, mj found a link. Good stuff.
 
Is "tard pack" somehow more politically correct than "retard pack?" :lol

I'm wondering why they chose to use "tard." I would think that a lot of readers might be confused by the way they used that abbreviation. Yo momma is a tard if she buys you the cheap Xbox 360. :lol

I can't believe how many mistakes there were. Like they say the tard pack can't go online. Hey it may be retarded, but it's not that retarded.
 
---- said:
I can't believe how many mistakes there were. Like they say the tard pack can't go online. Hey it may be retarded, but it's not that retarded.

They didn't say that, or at least I can't find it. They said the core pack won't get you online, which is correct. You'd need to purchase a memory card or harddrive seperately to get started. Sounds to me they were only referring to what was in the pack, since they make quite clear that both versions come with Xbox Live Silver that goes online.
 
Where's Nintendo!?

Ah, found 'm!

Wow! It's about 2 sentences long.

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Major LOL at the 'micro cant play DS games' comment, though.
 
The gaming press is the real tard pack.

PSP bigger in Japan?

Shoe's claims that pretty much contradict themselves, hardcore gamer + mtv audience? Does not compute. Way to keep that skaterdude stereotype up EGM!

Using tard pack, ybox, ybother, YDOUHAVEAJOB?

You chose to play in a zone, which shows your profile and "Achievements" (like an eBay rating) which helps you find your competence level, and also protects kids from predators

wtf, 360 has Amber Alert?
 
"Tard pack" oh that's just delightful. Won't be long before that model number comes on the case. "TRD-001"

It seems like Nintendo's inability to name their fucking console isn't helping them stay even remotely relevant in the mainstream press. Revolution is going to have to sell a fuckton lot of consoles on its own to make the news.

"Playstation Personal" sounds like a fucking Real Doll accessory. I like it.
 
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