But Sweeney.. this will be the worst L that Grova will have ever taken..
It just might kill him..
Ranking my sports Ls from 1 to 100?
1) Highly improbable, but a hypothetical Falcons Super Bowl
2) Highly improbable, but a hypothetical Falcons Super Bowl
3) Highly improbable, but a hypothetical Falcons Super Bowl
4) Highly improbable, but a hypothetical Falcons Super Bowl
5) Highly improbable, but a hypothetical Falcons Super Bowl
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71) Highly improbable, but a hypothetical Falcons Super Bowl
72) Super Bowl 50 (although in retrospect, this gets made worse if 1-71 occur)
73) Duke losing the National Championship to UConn in 1999
74) Super Bowl 38
75) The Great Red Sox Collapse of 2011
76) Manchester United losing to Barcelona in 2009
77) The Great Jake Delhomme Collapse of 2009
78) Duke losing in the Final Four to UConn in 2004
79) 2005 NFCCG
80) The David Moyes Year of Manchester United
81) The Great Red Sox Postseason Collapse of 2016
82) The Bobby Valentine Year of the Red Sox
83) The Jimmy Clausen Year of the Panthers
84) Manchester United losing to Barcelona in 2011
85) The Greg Paulus Year of Duke
86) That one time I choked in the fantasy football playoffs in all my leagues
87) Duke Football just in general
88) Federer's total inability to beat Djokovic over the last x years
89) Tiger being dead
90) The Great Panthers Collapse of 2016
91) These damn avatars yall keep giving me (but I'm free in 2.5 weeks!)
92) The Louis Van Gaal Years of Manchester United
93) Whatever the hell is happening to Duke right now
94) Bonds and Clemons not being in the Baseball Hall of Fame
95) Losing the 2017 All-Star Game
96) Duke losing to Villanova by 700000 points in the 2009 NCAAT
97) Playing golf in high school instead of basketball and not getting ladies off of my considerable athletic prowess (OK I'm lying)
98) The Armanti Edwards Experiment
99) Brenton Bersin being on the Panthers payroll
Just to tie things back together
100) Highly improbable, but a hypothetical Falcons Super Bowl