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[The_Darkest_Red]

You know you're a Phins fan when you realize you've invested more of your time hating the Pats (those cheating bums!) than cheering for your team in the last decade.

Just promise not to leave the thread when the Dolphins crash and burn, okay?

But yes, f the pats for all of eternity.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

As long as Gata doesn't like the thread.. then I think we can consider the thread a success..

Good morning everyone

 

[Carpe Carnim]

Just promise not to leave the thread when the Dolphins crash and burn, okay?

But yes, f the pats for all of eternity.

My expectations for the playoffs are so low, nothing will disappoint me. I'll stick around.

 

[Goro Majima]

Yeah this is one of the worst OPs in a while.

So indulgent

.

I at least try to make that shit balanced. Even had a pro-Lions thing!

Raiders haven't made the playoffs since 2002 if we're talking about whose time it is!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I didn't even look at the OP. Let me check it out...

*looks at OP*

Yeah....damn...I mean...uh...damn. The thread was claimed and was made on time and seems to be within the rules of the forum...so...it's approved...but...damn.

On the plus side, it looks like it has upset Pats-GAF so that's something

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I didn't even look at the OP. Let me check it out...

*looks at OP*

Yeah....damn...I mean...uh...damn. The thread was claimed and was made on time and seems to be within the rules of the forum...so...it's approved...but...damn.

On the plus side, it looks like it has upset Pats-GAF so that's something

That's a victory and makes it all worth it

 

[Himynameischris]

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I at least try to make that shit balanced. Even had a pro-Lions thing!

Raiders haven't made the playoffs since 2002 if we're talking about whose time it is!

This week we are all dolphin fans though, it's the perfect thread

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I mean... in Chris's defense.. he did let us know up front that he was going to make this the biggest Dolphins OP in history if they made the playoffs.

So in a way.. we can all hate Tyreek Hill for this.

 

[Goro Majima]

I didn't even look at the OP. Let me check it out...

*looks at OP*

Yeah....damn...I mean...uh...damn. The thread was claimed and was made on time and seems to be within the rules of the forum...so...it's approved...but...damn.

On the plus side, it looks like it has upset Pats-GAF so that's something

Such a spineless response from our president

What would DM do?

 

[Himynameischris]

Such a spineless response from our president

What would DM do?

You used to at least pretend you weren't a pats fan

 

[Goro Majima]

You used to at least pretend you weren't a pats fan

Hey I'm glad for you

But the lack of mention of the NFC North showdown between the Packers and Lions is a pretty big omission!

Also where are the lulz from this last week!

 

[this_guy]

Morning NFL GAF.

This thread is why we can't have nice things. Browns won their Superbowl yet no mention of it in the op.

 

[Himynameischris]

Morning NFL GAF.

This thread is why we can't have nice things. Browns won their Superbowl yet no mention of it in the op.

Look closely....

Hey I'm glad for you

But the lack of mention of the NFC North showdown between the Packers and Lions is a pretty big omission!

Also where are the lulz from this last week!

Ugh bunch of whiners, it's always me, me, me, fine I'll update op after work

 

[Goro Majima]

Look closely....




Ugh bunch of whiners, it's always me, me, me, fine I'll update op after work

Also needs more "fuck the Broncos"!

Spoiler

op is fine as is, nobody actually cares

 

[KaYotiX]

Fuck the broncos


Op is great as always lol

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Matt McGloin
Matt Stafford
Matt Cassel
Matt Ryan
Matt Moore
Matt Barkley

All starting right now. Especially weird to me that three AFC teams lose their starters and have to throw in a Matt.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Such a spineless response from our president

What would DM do?

DM is the President. I just tell him what to do.

I'm the Putin to his Medvedev if you will.

Remember when Vlad let Medvedev be President of Russia for a few years just to try and convince the world that they were actually still a democracy and that he wasn't a dictator who fixed elections and killed political opponents to keep his power? Even though he was still calling all the shots behind the scenes?


This is like that.

 

[Syrinx]

Flying is the worst.

I can't feel my ass.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

If the Patriots win the super bowl I'm making the offseason thread

 

[Bread]

If the Patriots win the super bowl I'm making the offseason thread

It has been decided

Me and gotor are co-creating the offseason thread if the pats win super bowl victory parade

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I would say 80% chance the Pats win the SB. Times have never looked so dire. What we need... is a hero.

 

[Hindl]

Pats winning the SB is the ending 2016 deserves

 

[MechDX]

It has been decided

Me and gotor are co-creating the offseason thread if the pats win super bowl victory parade

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Pats winning the SB is the ending 2016 deserves

It would be 2017 though.

 

[jbug617]

OP is fine.

 

[Bread]

OP is fine.

Dolphins OT: Animu approved

 

[DMczaf]

If the Patriots win the super bowl I'm making the offseason thread

It has been decided

Me and gotor are co-creating the offseason thread if the pats win super bowl victory parade

BaeG do something about this!!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

BaeG do something about this!!

He has no power

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

If the Pats win the SB I will probably retire from NFL-GAF.

 

[Himynameischris]

And you guys think this is bad, sometimes I think you guys don't have your priorities straight

 

[WedgeX]

And you guys think this is bad, sometimes I think you guys don't have your priorities straight

Seriously. Remember that time there was a year straight of Pats OTs?

This is a good OT.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

And you guys think this is bad, sometimes I think you guys don't have your priorities straight

Bunch of haters in this thread, they want us to be miserable.

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Dolphins are cooler than all of ya anyway

 

[Bread]

Was the "year straight of pats threads" just the offseason thread after they won the super bowl?

 

[rezn0r]

I'm going into week 17 4 points ahead of everyone else in a 60-person pickem league. I was in 41st place in week 6. No idea wtf just happened (well 13 right week 15 certainly helped), now I just need to not crap down my leg..........

 

[BigAT]

Was the "year straight of pats threads" just the offseason thread after they won the super bowl?

I think he meant when ActStriker basically made all the OPs. It was fine though, Act is one of the good ones (unlike Dutch).

 

[abolisher6812]

The Jags have the worst QB in football tho...

Now wait a gosh darn minute....Blake is better than Goff

 

[CrocMother]

Good job Chris, pats GAF has no chill.

 

[Bread]

I think he meant when ActStriker basically made all the OPs. It was fine though, Act is one of the good ones (unlike Dutch).

Dutch didn't post pats threads

Just Gronk threads!

 

[BigAT]

Dutch didn't post pats threads

Just Gronk threads!

When I said he wasn't one of the good ones, I meant human beings.

Don't tell me you guys really believe this nonsense about a "vacation" to Australia? He finally got shipped off to a penal colony.

 

[KingBroly]

Redskins get into Playoffs

Giants beat Lions
Redskins beat Seahawks

Giants beat Cowboys
Redskins beat Falcons

Redskins beat Giants

Redskins beat Patriots


Or we have a super lame Cowboys-Patriots Super Bowl where Romo is asked to save the day, only for a late game Pick 6 to seal it for the Patriots.

 

[CrocMother]

Cowboys-Patriots Super Bowl where Romo is asked to save the day

I've edited your post so that it meets approval of being posted in this thread

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Gonna miss Dutch. RIP the good one

 

[BlackGhost]

My boy Gotor is literally the most out of control boy when the puts win the Super Bowl.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

My boy Gotor is literally the most out of control person when the puts win the Super Bowl.

I'm finna wild out if they do it again

 

[Bread]

My boy Gotor is literally the most out of control boy when the puts win the Super Bowl.

He deserves it

*pats little goto on his head

He earned it

 

[MechDX]

http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/12/23/...l-obrien-texans-qbs-brock-osweiler-tom-savage

And that’s the weirdest thing about all of this: From management to the coaching staff, the Texans have mangled their quarterback situation beyond recognition. And yet, in every other facet, they are not just a well-run organization. They are a supremely, almost flawlessly run organization. This is a team that lost the best non-quarterback in football, has been forcing itself to play the worst starting quarterback in the league all season, and yet, at worst, they’ll have a chance to play for a division title in Week 17. If you strip away the QB situation on all 32 teams (I know, big “if”), you could argue that the Texans are the NFL’s model franchise. (And you’d probably be right!)

 

[Goro Majima]

Redskins get into Playoffs

Giants beat Lions
Redskins beat Seahawks

Giants beat Cowboys
Redskins beat Falcons

Redskins beat Giants

Redskins beat Patriots


Or we have a super lame Cowboys-Patriots Super Bowl where Romo is asked to save the day, only for a late game Pick 6 to seal it for the Patriots.

That'd be the most fitting racist bowl for the new America.

 

[OfficerRaichu15]

Can the Falcons go ;_;

 

[VeryGooster]

So... Mac should start Perkins maybe