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[sf2fanatic]

I'm surprised Mularkey didn't get a contract extension last night. He already equaled all of Ken Wisenhunt's wins from the last two years

 

[BannedEpisode]

Teddy with one leg dangling from his thigh by a thread of tissue would have been better than Bortles last night.

 

[Line_HTX]

Well, that's some imagery in the morning.

 

[jmdajr]

NEWSFLASH

JJ Watt has a new girlfriend.

 

[Line_HTX]

It's exactly 99 days until Super Bowl LI!

Spoiler

And 24: Legacy premiere, WHOO!

 

[BlackGhost]

NEWSFLASH

JJ Watt has a new girlfriend.

Dudes never coming back, looks like he's enjoying retirement.

 

[chuckddd]

NEWSFLASH

JJ Watt has a new girlfriend.

NSFWienku

 

[MechDX]

NEWSFLASH

JJ Watt has a new girlfriend.

That's an old rumor of them dating.

BTW, I'm pretty sure that is Brian Cushings sister in law.

 

[jmdajr]

That's an old rumor of them dating.

BTW, I'm pretty sure that is Brian Cushings sister in law.

Houston Dash player Kealia Ohai confirms she's dating J.J. Watt

 

[MechDX]

Houston Dash player Kealia Ohai confirms she's dating J.J. Watt

Well damn. I read the rumor about 6 months ago that they were linked.

Gonna be awkward next year when the Texans release Cushing

 

[Vanillalite]

#NeverForget #HotTakeKing

 

[FloydtheFathead]

NEWSFLASH

JJ Watt has a new girlfriend.

NSFWienku

Wienke.. is she blond enough for you?

 

[Line_HTX]

Nice blonde and a pro soccer player. JJ has great tastes.

 

[MechDX]

Michael David Smith @MichaelDavSmith
Blake Bortles is the king of garbage time stat padding. Career yards/TDs by quarter:
1st: 1,598/4
2nd: 2,356/15
3rd: 1,912/13
4th: 3,364/26
8:13 AM - 28 Oct 2016

More proof

 

[PanicFreak]

Nice blonde and a pro soccer player. JJ has great tastes.

But will she give him therapeutic HJs like his last girlfriend? That's the important question.

 

[BigAT]

NEWSFLASH

JJ Watt has a new girlfriend.

I'm stunned this isn't JJ Watt looking in a mirror.

 

[Line_HTX]

I'm stunned this isn't JJ Watt looking in a mirror.

JJ is not A-Rod, y'know?

 

[MechDX]

Damn. Even Texans fans are boy scouts

 

[BigAT]

JJ is not A-Rod, y'know?

I know, A-Rod is a champion.

 

[Line_HTX]

I know, A-Rod is a champion.

Dang...

 

[Dega]

I know, A-Rod is a champion.

and a cheat

 

[Bread]

and a cheat

JJ is on worse steroids than ARod

 

[squicken]

Football Perspective @fbgchase

%of Blake Bortles career stats while trailing by 8+ in 4Q:

Attempts: 22%
Completions: 24%
Yards: 27%
TDs: 33%
INTs: 25%
Sacks: 20%
1Ds: 28%

e:

e2: McCown starting for Cleveland

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Damn. Even Texans fans are boy scouts

Looks like there's nobody at Falcons games to arrest.

rbhsmileyface.tif

 

[Goro Majima]

Well damn. I read the rumor about 6 months ago that they were linked.

Gonna be awkward next year when the Texans release Cushing

Yeah I saw that. I was like "huh...so that's how they met". It's a bold move in the NFL.

Wienke.. is she blond enough for you?

knees are too sharp or something

Honestly JJ Watt could have any woman he wants in Houston so I expected something even more grandiose.

 

[PanicFreak]

Damn. Even Texans fans are boy scouts

I can't help but look at the scale of those bubbles and notice that they are all off. SD should cover most of the southwest.

 

[Spinluck]

More proof

But but, he was the best QB in AFCS going into the season...

 

[Goro Majima]

Damn. Even Texans fans are boy scouts

Surprised Green Bay is so high up there. Maybe it's mostly hate crime related?

Not surprised about the Jets. My uncle had his window smashed in several years ago when the Packers were playing there just for having a Packers sticker on his car. And the Jets won that game!

 

[Bread]

Look at all those Chargers arrests. Probably all of the AFC west scum fans coming to pick fights in Sunny San Dieg. Leave us alone this is our stadium!

 

[MechDX]

I can't help but look at the scale of those bubbles and notice that they are all off. SD should cover most of the southwest.

Dont Raiders fans travel really well for games in SD vs the Chargers?

 

[CrocMother]

McCown returning?

8-8 is going as planned

 

[Kusagari]

Bortles career TD/INT stats:

First half: 19-21

Second half: 39-23

dat padding

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Look at all those Chargers arrests. Probably all of the AFC west scum fans coming to pick fights in Sunny San Dieg. Leave us alone this is our stadium!

Come back to the east coast. We need you.

 

[DMczaf]

As long it's garbage time.

Blake Bortles looks like that creepy dad that hits on his 14 year old daughter's friends.

Blake Bortles looks like the type of dude who parks over 2 lines in the Walmart parking lot with his Ford F350

 

[Himynameischris]

Yeah I saw that. I was like "huh...so that's how they met". It's a bold move in the NFL.



knees are too sharp or something

Honestly JJ Watt could have any woman he wants in Houston so I expected something even more grandiose.

Jason Taylor married Zach Thomas sister, they are best friends.

 

[Bread]

Blake Bortles looks like Ben Roethlisberger's dad

Come back to the east coast. We need you.

this feels like a trap

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

this feels like a trap

I understand why being from the north has shaped you to feel this way. Maybe try a little farther south this time? Just try to avoid Florida.

 

[BlackGhost]

McCown returning?

8-8 is going as planned

Hopefull for this weekend. Kessler should continue starting though when he's out of concussion protocol

 

[Bread]

I understand why being from the north has shaped you to feel this way. Maybe try a little farther south this time? Just try to avoid Florida.

i'd move to charleston but i don't want to drown :/

 

[Himynameischris]

I think bread is addicted to In n Out

Friend, do I need to hold an intervention?

 

[MechDX]

Obama picks Patriots to win Super Bowl, doesn’t “see any real strong teams”

Thanks Obama

 

[VeryGooster]

 

[MechDX]

Bleacher Report NFL ‏@BR_NFL 39m39 minutes ago
"Let me just be blunt—it sucks.” - One NFC scout to @nfldraftscout on the 2017 NFL draft’s QB class http://ble.ac/2e4Jkpw

Bummer

 

[Goro Majima]

Bummer

I feel like they say that every year

There's just not a lot of pro style systems left in the NCAA so it's a crapshoot.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

i'd move to charleston but i don't want to drown :/

I am not a guy who gets to travel a lot but I will say Charleston has the best food of any city I've ever been to. Pretty cool place. My sister moved down there 10+ years ago to go to college and never left.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

i'd move to charleston but i don't want to drown :/

I've been to Chuck Town plenty of times and not drowneded, you would be fine.

It's a city of fine food, drink, and

Spoiler

cougar

women my friend!

 

[brentech]

I am not a guy who gets to travel a lot but I will say Charleston has the best food of any city I've ever been to. Pretty cool place. My sister moved down there 10+ years ago to go to college and never left.

I might have to say New Orleans. I felt like they had more choices.

The plus side for Charleston was that I never thought I was going to get robbed.

 

[MechDX]

I feel like they say that every year

There's just not a lot of pro style systems left in the NCAA so it's a crapshoot.

My early feeling is it reminds me of the 2013 draft for QB's. Not all that great but because the need for QB's by 75% of the leagues teams someone gets way overdrafted.

 

[BlackGhost]

Bummer

lol literally every year you can find a scout that says that. It's a yearly
Thing. Possibility of a a good amount of guys coming out, could be pick your flavor. Apparently kiper just said Mitch Trubisky is his top qb, so I guess u can start ur hype
Train now mech.

 

[Goro Majima]

My early feeling is it reminds me of the 2013 draft for QB's. Not all that great but because the need for QB's by 75% of the leagues teams someone gets way overdrafted.

2013 was horrible though.

I think any given year would be more likely to be the same as the 2014 draft.

Blake Bortles, Teddy Bridgewater, Derek Carr. Nothing fantastic.