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[Gobias]

Why did we fucking draft him...

Because Andy Dalton is your QB. His twitter comments were pretty hilarious and pathetic though.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Teams were probably scared off once they saw AJ McCarron's douchebag tattooes. Nobody dumb enough to get tatts that ugly is smart enough to be a QB.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Teams were probably scared off once they saw AJ McCarron's douchebag tattooes. Nobody dumb enough to get tatts that ugly is smart enough to be a QB.

Yep. They're not even classy like my boy Kaep's.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Teams were probably scared off once they saw AJ McCarron's douchebag tattooes. Nobody dumb enough to get tatts that ugly is smart enough to be a QB.

It's a pretty bad tattoo.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

there's a lot to analyze about that tattoo.

1. a ripped up american flag
2. jesus pigeons?
3. "GOD in control"? god IS in control! plus you should've capitalized the G and lowercase o and d! it's disrespectful otherwise!
4. jesus a bama boy?! say it aint so! i don't think the J man likes it either, that's why he's crying grape juice
5. "home team"? life longer alrert!

 

[TheKaeptain]

And the fact that Jesus looks like Zach Galifianakis crying.



EDIT: HOLD UP... is the side of Jesus' head shaved?

 

[Gobias]

It's a pretty bad tattoo.

Holy shit this is the worst thing I've ever seen

 

[Ninja Scooter]

That legit looks like something somebody would get in prison

 

[unknownstranger]

Wtf at that tattoo. He's probably about to get Bengals tattooed right above it.

 

[Tamanon]

The Alabama Yakuza is legit it seems.

 

[rocketskates]

If they keep it going, Manziel is guaranteed to land one.

What, a man?

And the fact that Jesus looks like Zach Galifianakis crying.



EDIT: HOLD UP... is the side of Jesus' head shaved?

I honestly thought it was Asian Jesus.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Because Andy Dalton is your QB. His twitter comments were pretty hilarious and pathetic though.

THATS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON

Once I read those comments...oh man, I wanted nothing to do with him.

 

[tiggerkiddo]

Twitter comments? What did he say?

 

[Velcro Fly]

McCarron is pretty much Troy Aikman. He played well in some title games, but it was the rest of the team that did the heavy lifting to win. His lines were always amazing. His runningbacks were always amazing. The defense was always championship caliber.

 

[BajiBoxer]

Johnny Manziel is more athletic, faster, and more importantly is 5 times the pure passer Tebow is (was).

He doesn't have divine influence on his side though, so that may balance it out.

Yeah, other than being wildly popular white quarterbacks with running ability, the two don't compare at all.

 

[Malleymal]

Oh wait.. That's a real tat?

 

[Fox318]

These rangers are playing with such heart

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

He's banging Katherine Webb?

With that tat?

Da fuq

 

[Talon]

I think this occasion warrants a happy avatar for Deac.

We did it, Deac!