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NFL Preseason/Training Camp Thread |OT| - Make America Great For Once

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Greg

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Those are games for grown ass men who are not afraid of a little pain and suffering.

Not appropriate for kids in 2016.
We turned out alright!

Milon's Secret Castle gave me nightmares as a kid though - how are you supposed to finish without a guide? Never beat that piece of shit.
 

Bronx-Man

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You're two weeks late
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Hours before former 49ers tight end Bruce Miller allegedly punched a 70-year-old hotel guest in San Francisco, the player was fighting with a customer at a popular bar and restaurant over a sandwich, the manager told NBC Bay Area on Tuesday.

Tommy’s Joynt manager Eddie Martin said Miller came in about midnight on Monday, hungry and without any money, according to what his staff told him and a review of video footage the owner wouldn’t release.

Miller then got into some sort of altercation with a customer and tried grabbing his sandwich away, Martin said. Miller was so drunk he was almost unable to stand, Martin said, and an employee escorted Miller out of the restaurant located at Geary Boulevard and Van Ness Avenue. Some customers recognized him as an NFL player.

wtf
 

bionic77

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We turned out alright!

Milon's Secret Castle gave me nightmares as a kid though - how are you supposed to finish without a guide? Never beat that piece of shit.
I honestly could not finish a lot of NES games until middle school.

But I will say that the few that I could finish when I was like 8 and 9 years old gave me immense pride. I remember beating Kid Icarus, Mario and GumShoe. I did not beat Castlevania until I was in middle school and Ninja Gaiden 1 I could not beat until high school (I believe I beat 2 in middle school).

Honestly a lot of the games were not that hard, but they required a shit ton of patience and memorization of patterns.

Thinking back on it it seems amazing that anyone could fucking beat Zelda and a lot of other games back then. That game gave zero fucking clues! So fucking satisfying when you figured shit out though. I miss that!
 

chadskin

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MMehtaNYDN: Jets bring back S Antonio Allen, who played 3 seasons with Jets before joining the Texans. 2012 Jets draft pick. Now, 4th safety on roster
 

Dega

Eeny Meenie Penis
Shorts to get revenge on Texans 4 years from now when they play the Buccs again.
Man. 4 years form now. Think of all the accolades the Texans will have by then.

If Cecil wants revenge sooner he will have to reach the Super Bowl.


4 Super Bowls Championships in a row.
 
I've got Romo, Brady, and Luck.

I realize now I may have gone a bit too heavy on the QB.

QBs are a dime a dozen. I'm sure Osweiler is getting picked up by someone with waste on their team after week 1. Wanted to get him(and still can) but I already have Wilson and Carr so I'm good. You only need 2 QBs.
 
What's this stuff about Columbus and Ezekiel Elliot?

Someone claimed domestic abuse against him back in June. Looks like there isn't enough evidence or it's conflicting so the prosecutors aren't pursuing a case
This happened with JT too.. I'm glad it was resolved and that Zeke is not a scumbag.

I've got nothing but Dak love, but it pains me if Romo's legacy is being the Drew Bledsoe of the NFC.
Remember the good times Bronx..
 
I'll let you have Parker if you take him too.

lol send me an offer and we'll see



Anyways, Armando on the Dolphins O-line, either it's an imposter or he's finally gone crazy:
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'I like this Miami Dolphins offensive line'

This is going to sound strange to you. It feels weird for me to type: The Miami Dolphins are not worried about their 2016 offensive line. And, for the first time in years, the organization is right not to be worried.

Amazing.

Right?

AmIright?

Is there a glaring problem with this unit that everyone on Earth except the Dolphins recognizes? Actually, unlike past years, no.

Has every single player in that group enjoyed NFL success at one point or another? Well, rookie first-round pick Laramy Tunsil has not. But, get this, he's a rookie. He's about to make his NFL debut Sunday. So asking him to show his NFL cred is kind of unfair. What Tunsil can show anyone who wonders is his work since the start of training camp in July. He won a job after being the team's second player on their draft board in April. He was not gifted that job. He won it.

So Tunsil has come as billed so far and met expectations.

He's not a weak link.

Indeed, I look at the group and don't see a weak link. Well, center Anthony Steen is a rookie and an undrafted one at that. He might be starting Sunday because Mike Pouncey is fighting to get healthy after sustaining another hip injury in the preseason, he's had two surgeries on his hips, that has kept him out of the lineup the past couple of weeks.

But when Pouncey eventually gets healthy, he is part of the solution and not part of a problem.

So LT Branden Albert, LG Laremy Tunsil, C Mike Pouncey, RG Jermon Bushrod, and RT Ja'Wuan James have the makings of a solid NFL line. And even as the Dolphins prepare to play the ominous Seahawks defense, no one is saying Miami is seemingly overmatched up front.

Indeed, a legitimate question this game is whether the Seahawks' offensive line is overmatched up front, not Miami's.

I've heard all this before. I heard Joe Philbin say he felt good about a line that featured Dallas Thomas at left tackle and I remember thinking, 'You cannot be serious.' I remember Tony Sparano saying with a straight face that he'd watched the tape on Mark Colombo and that he'd be a great addition. And I thought, 'Love you coach, but you misfired on this one.'

When Gase talks about this line, my cynicism is not riled. My skepticism doesn't cause me to cackle as the coach is speaking.

Now, recognizing this is a Dolphins blog, I know you hate your lives because your team has mentally and spiritually abused you the past 15 years or so. So I know you are reading these last few paragraphs and think I've lost my everlovin' mind.

It is simply not possible for the Dolphins to have nice things. It is against some obscure NFL bylaw for this team to have a high-caliber offensive line. You know this.

I like this Miami Dolphins offensive line. I haven't typed that sentence in a long time.
 

Colasante

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Put him on pup or IR. Technically he is dealing with an shoulder problem.

He can't be put on PUP because he's already practiced this offseason. There's no benefit to putting him on IR since he's not talented enough to use the IR-Recall on and they'd be paying his salary for nothing.

I don't think he's traded yet. Probably changing compensation. You aren't getting Rowe for a conditional 2018 4th unless it becomes a 2nd if he makes the roster.

Nah, the trade stays the same, just without Kline.
 

Duxxy3

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He can't be put on PUP because he's already practiced this offseason. There's no benefit to putting him on IR since he's not talented enough to use the IR-Recall on and they'd be paying his salary for nothing.



Nah, the trade stays the same, just without Kline.

After last years injury issues, I'd rather stash him on IR than cut him outright. Thuney is a rookie and Andrews has never played a full season.
 
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