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NHL November 2013 |OT| 3rd Degree Assault. 2nd Degree Kidnapping. 1st Degree Racism
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Coldnoodle
Member
Don Quick pls.
He basically advised or as MacLean put it "sounded like you demanded" that Rogers leave HNIC and his segment alone.
So damn good. Convinced my friend to turn it on gamecenter.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
NOW, I KNOW YA ALL HEARD THIS NEW DEAL WITH ROGERS, CBC AN' THE NHL. EVERYBODY'S ASKIN' ME, "DON, ARE YA GONNA RETIRE?" "DON, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA, EH?" "DOES THIS MEAN RON MACLEAN IS DONE WITH THE PUNS?"
LET ME TELL YA FOLKS, ROGERS BETTER NOT BE TAMPERIN' WITH THE GOLD STANDARD IN HOCKEY BROADCASTIN'. NEYTIRI MOHAVE SAID HE WATCHED HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA AS A KID, AN' YOU JUST DON'T FIX WHAT AIN'T BROKE, I TELL YOU.
AM I GONNA RETIRE? NO. DID BOBBY ORR RETIRE? NO.
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA? WELL, NEYTIRI, YA BETTER LEAVE US ALONE HERE OR ELSE.
WHAT ABOUT RONNY MACLEAN'S JOKES? YEAH, I CAN DO WITHOUT 'EM.
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW BETTMAN AN' MOHAVE MAKIN' A DEAL INSIDE A STALL. THEY HAD IT OPEN 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS IN THE NEW NHL THESE DAYS. ANYWAY, THEY WERE SIGNIN' A BUNCHA PAPERS AN' THEY LOOK AT ME, THEY SAY, "HEY DON, WE'RE GONNA GET CONTROL OF HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA." I TELL 'EM, "BOY, YA BETTER KEEP IT ALL THE SAME, OR ELSE PEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE SOME KINDA THIRD-RATE PRODUCTION, EH?" NEYTIRI HAD A LAUGH AN' SAID, "THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AIMIN' FOR." BOY WAS I STEAMED. BOBBY WOULDA KEPT US SECOND-RATE. BOBBY, GOD LOVE HIM.
NOW, SPORTSNET, ROGERS, YA ALL BETTER LEAVE US ALONE, EH?
KingHenrik30
Member
Don Quick remains one of the greatest things ever
:lol
Unhandled Exception
Member
You shoulda hit her with the cherry special when she tried to break up quick
It's like the man himself is actually posting.
Unhandled Exception
Member
DyingI SHOUTED AT HER.
I TOLD HER I WASHED MY HANDS IN THE BATHROOM ALL THE TIME.
Fata1moose
Banned
Yeah just put the puck right in the slot.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Was just waiting for it cause Varly isn't allowed shut outs anymore
Edit: also that goal almost certainly means a salty mild fan appearance after the game
Edit: also that goal almost certainly means a salty mild fan appearance after the game
Fata1moose
Banned
Well shit.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Lol holy shit you'd think the wild won a cup with that goal
Fata1moose
Banned
Avs sat back too much, like they always do.
We we on the . Bathroom beak!
Edit: How did that ^ happen... I wanted to say we were on the PP
Unhandled Exception
Member
I have no idea what to expect in this SO
Fata1moose
Banned
Hard to when we haven't been in one this year.
Fata1moose
Banned
No Hejduk. 
traded mike green for couture in fantasy. best move I've ever made lol
Unhandled Exception
Member
Always a brides maid, wild.
Fata1moose
Banned
Good! That would have been a real bummer if we lost that, O'reilly made Harding look silly. Good game by the Wild though.
Fata1moose
Banned
I'm pretty against extending overtime, it's a long season and I'd rather there not be more chances for injuries.
Unhandled Exception
Member
A win that should've happened in regulation. Whatever though 4 pts on a home and away b2b.
Fata1moose
Banned
Wow I tuned into the Ana/SJ game right when Hiller fucked that up ha.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I hope that's not the game winner. Don't want to lose like that.