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[DopeyFish]

Well I am kinda drink

Someone tell me a story

This story begins in the year 2007. The Ottawa Senators are in the cup finals. Baby cake boss is so excited because maybe just maybe the curse was a lie. Hopes were high.

Things started rough where the ducks roared out to take games one and two. Baby cakes was nervous. Nothing he could do.

Game three drew near and all you could hear was Leafs fans laughing in the distance.

Then the puck was dropped and the ducks were stopped and hope was back in the clear.

Then the ducks shit on your heads.

The end.

 

[Heshinsi]

Luck has nothing to do with it.



We literally hand envelopes stuffed with hundreds to the refs before each game.

I thought you guys paid in blow jobs, huh.

 

[Gunstar Ikari]

Hoo boy

 

[mo60]

I hope there is not more then two overtimes in this game.

 

[RC]

He had business to attend with some tattooed sluts

Edit: wait, that's RC. Well screw it, Cake Bae gets them too.

We double team the tattooed sluts.

 

[Yawnier]

This story begins in the year 2007. The Ottawa Senators are in the cup finals. Baby cake boss is so excited because maybe just maybe the curse was a lie. Hopes were high.

Things started rough where the ducks roared out to take games one and two. Baby cakes was nervous. Nothing he could do.

Game three drew near and all you could hear was Leafs fans laughing in the distance.

Then the puck was dropped and the ducks were stopped and hope was back in the clear.

Then the ducks shit on your heads.

The end.

Holy shit Dopey you're ruthless

 

[Cake Boss]

I thought you had to "work late"?

You know what, you deserve to get cheated on if you thought I had to work late on a Friday night.


Dumb slut 😒

 

[Heshinsi]

Jesus Christ.

 

[Yawnier]

PERDSSSSS

 

[zroid]

PEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[megachao24]

PERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mo60]

Perds win on ducks home turf.

 

[Heshinsi]

The PK Subbans have done it!

 

[IcyBlueStrawberry]

Good.

 

[Gunstar Ikari]

NEALLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Marvie_3]

Lolololol perry

 

[Foggy]

Happy day!

 

[Clockblockers]

looks like it was off of Perry

and fuck the preds

 

[Quick]

Future Stanley Cup Champion Predators were just too much for the Ducks.

No way the Ducks win another game now.

 

[MetatronM]

Blasted that right through Corey Perry.

 

[calder]

Good job Perds, looked like it hit Perry and went in

That hit on montour looked so painful I yelped watching it

 

[Marvie_3]

and fuck the preds

I agree sir.

 

[lamaroo]

MY PREDS

I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE CAKE

 

[Alucard]

The Nashville Subban Rinnes look damn good. Could definitely be their year with how they're playing.

 

[Ashhong]

Pussy Perry should have body blocked that! He ducked for cover

 

[Symphonic]

ty perds

 

[Calamari41]

Sucks, but can't be too upset. We played well enough to win against a team that was supposed to eat us for breakfast without blinking. Great game Perds Nation.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

No one is stopping the preds. They make the best Islanders teams from the 80's look like shit.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

 

[Foggy]

Ducks can't stop the Preds sensation that's sweeping the nation

 

[Calamari41]

Ducks can't stop the Preds sensation that's sweeping the nation

That poor man

 

[Alucard]

Well done, Preds. This is going to be a fun series if this game is anything to go by.

Now, bring on Pens and Sens at 7pm EST tomorrow.

 

[Heshinsi]

Bergevin right now:

 

[Gunstar Ikari]

Oh, looks like I found my old Voltron gif

Anyway, this is going to be a close series. Anyone that said/says the Ducks are going to get blown out is crazy.

 

[Clydefrog]

high five to the big kitties

 

[Heshinsi]

high five to the big kitties

What a perfect gif to sum up the Preds this game haha.

 

[mo60]

Oh, looks like I found my old Voltron gif

Anyway, this is going to be a close series. Anyone that said/says the Ducks are going to get blown out is crazy.

They weren't going to get blown out but they may struggle to win games at times especially if the preds expose their weak spots like the oilers did at times in their series against the ducks. I don't think this series will go to game 7 at this point.It will likely go to game 5 or 6.

 

[calder]

That hit on Montour was savage

 

[nubcake]

Bergevin right now:

That goal wasn't gritty enough for his tastes.

 

[Line_HTX]

YESS! YESSSS! Deflected off of Perry, Kreygasm

 

[PillarEN]

The score aside, how were the two teams? Didn't see a minute of the game.

 

[Alucard]

Putin hockeying.

"Russian President Vladimir Putin scored 6-goals and 5-assists in his annual Night Hockey League exhibition game.

Putin and his team of hockey legends, including Pavel Bure and Vyacheslav Fetisov, defeated a team of Russian businessmen 17-6.

Putin only managed 1-goal and 2-assists in last years game."

Got this from the Complete Hockey News page on my FB feed.

 

[imBask]

7️⃣ more sweatdrops on Bergevin`s forehead

 

[Pikma]

Putin could be the 1C the habs have been looking for, but I guess they don't need one to win a cup so who knows

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

The score aside, how were the two teams? Didn't see a minute of the game.

It looks like it will be a fun competitive series. Ducks came out flat and the Preds had all the jump. Towards the end of the second period the Ducks started to take it to Nashville and made it a game. Gibson was pretty spectacular at times. Last two goals deflected off of teammates. Rinne was his usual self. They both actually look pretty similar style wise. Mobile defense.

 

[Alucard]

It looks like it will be a fun competitive series. Ducks came out flat and the Preds had all the jump. Towards the end of the second period the Ducks started to take it to Nashville and made it a game. Gibson was pretty spectacular at times. Last two goals deflected off of teammates. Rinne was his usual self. They both actually look pretty similar style wise. Mobile defense.

Hope they go seven games.

Spoiler

And the Pens sweep the Sens.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Hope they go seven games.

Spoiler

And the Pens sweep the Sens.

Don't you want CakeBoss to be happy for a moment?

 

[Cake Boss]

I jerked off to this pornhub video this morning

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/karlsson-by-michael-farber~1122812

 

[Cake Boss]

@Citizenkwarren: Neil, Kelly, Harpur out for morning skate ... they won't play tonight. No surprise.

Praise Allah and his holyness

 

[Fate_Shirou]

I just realized
Cake and me are enemies now D:
>:V
Go pens go!!!!!!!!!!