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[MacAttack]

Krejci so frustrated. Should have scored that first one.

 

[Konka]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

 

[RC]

Marchand with the low nose on the Pens' players stick, should get 2mins for that

Marchand should be suspended for being Marchand. And then somebody should slap his mother.

 

[MacAttack]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

I've never heard this crazy theory before. Please tell me more.

edit: because they can't jump.

 

[ZeroGravity]

They blew that icing.

 

[JABEE]

Letang is such a wuss

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

Goaltending is highly physical as well as mental. Plus a fat guy couldn't cover the whole net, and shooters can find that space easily.

 

[Tawpgun]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

There's always a gap

 

[KaYotiX]

There's always a gap

Exactly, even when there isn't a gap...... There is a gap.

 

[Konka]

I've never heard this crazy theory before. Please tell me more.

I'm totally new to the sport. Sorry. I've also noticed that there are barely any black hockey players. What is the deal with that?

 

[Smiley90]

Boston playing Rise Against? Respect.

 

[Hunter S.]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

The average size of the goalie is a lot bigger now.

Most Jabba the hut size men would die of heart attacks in two weeks or less.

 

[kassatsu]

edit: because they can't jump.

Pretty much this.

 

[Alucard]

My heart. My heart. My heart.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I'm totally new to the sport. Sorry. I've also noticed that there are barely any black hockey players. What is the deal with that?

Plenty in jrs, just they play so much indoors they loose the color by time they turn pro.

 

[lamaroo]

I'm totally new to the sport. Sorry. I've also noticed that there are barely any black hockey players. What is the deal with that?

Canada has a fairly small black population.

 

[RC]

I'm totally new to the sport. Sorry. I've also noticed that there are barely any black hockey players. What is the deal with that?

Canada still has segregation.

 

[Slurmer]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

Will people ever stop asking this? There's a YouTube video of a sumo wrestler with tons of padding getting sniped repeatedly by a goon with something like 10 career goals.

 

[Alucard]

Too many faceoffs in the Pens' zone right now. Bruins are actually picking it up offensively. Fuck.

 

[UberTag]

Win or lose this might well be the best game of Rask's career.

 

[Bobs Big Boy]

Series turning around. Crazy intense game, so close.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Will people ever stop asking this? There's a YouTube video of a sumo wrestler with tons of padding getting sniped repeatedly by a goon with something like 10 career goals.

It was Parros IIRC. Still could snipe pasr a sumo wrestler in goalie pads.

 

[Revenant]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA

NHL PLAYOFFS |OT2| of FOR THE LAST TIME FAT GOALIES DONT WORK STOP ASKING

 

[Smiley90]

Will people ever stop asking this? There's a YouTube video of a sumo wrestler with tons of padding getting sniped repeatedly by a goon with something like 10 career goals.

I think it was Parros :lol

edit: beaten

 

[kassatsu]

Lucic ragdolled.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Why don't hockey teams just hire reeeaaallly fat guys who could cover up nearly the entire goal? Just curious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sP8ZVWiZUMA

 

[Alucard]

Pens weathering some huge storms right now. My God.

 

[Alucard]

Haven't seen Malkin in a while. Get his ass out there. There he is...

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

Great game. Bruins look way better, so obviously they'll lose.

 

[Tawpgun]

I'm totally new to the sport. Sorry. I've also noticed that there are barely any black hockey players. What is the deal with that?

It's an expensive game to play. You need skates, padding, equipment and most importantly, ice time.

 

[Alucard]

Pens just holding on right now. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

 

[JABEE]

This is it

Bullshit

 

[MacAttack]

Haven't seen Malkin in a while. Get his ass out there. There he is...

I think he just died on that last shift.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

What a shift by Jagr goddamn.

 

[kassatsu]

Great game. Bruins look way better, so obviously they'll lose.

I guess you missed the 2nd and 3rd periods.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

poor Malkin..

 

[ZeroGravity]

LOL Malkin

That's going to cost them.

 

[Smiley90]

Haven't seen Malkin in a while. Get his ass out there. There he is...

He listened to you!!!!

 

[JABEE]

CHOKE

 

[pestul]

Oh wow Malkin

 

[GashPrex]

Pens look gassed

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

lololololololol Malkin

 

[Zombie James]

DAMN IT< MALKIN.

 

[Alucard]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Mental mistake by Malkin. Hold onto your butts. Next 2 minutes are going to be tiiiiiight.

 

[MrToughPants]

Lol Malkin

Cherry just shouted, "Lazy Russian"

 

[kassatsu]

Malkin, fuck.

 

[Duxxy3]

lol delay of game

 

[Marvie_3]

ahahahaha

 

[ZeroGravity]

Bruins too gassed to do much of anything.

Double OT!

 

[pestul]

More inept power plays.