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Nintendo E3 Site Opens: E3 Direct one hour long. Teases some games.

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Neiteio said:
New and improved:

00:00 - 00:05 : Iwata appears onscreen dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage. With him is Reggie in skintight Bayonetta outfit. He spanks Reggie, and the first footage of Bayonetta 2 plays, followed by Bayonetta: Climax Edition for $29.99 on eShop -- "Available now!"

00:06 - 00:10 : Iwata tweets Kamiya, "What can you tell us about The Wonderful 101." Kamiya tweets back: "Eat shit." A new trailer plays introducing the four remaining heroes, and confirming offline co-op for up to four players. Iwata Asks with Kamiya confirmed for after the broadcast.

00:11 - 00:14 : Super Mario is shown for WiiU. Platforming is split between the TV from one camera angle, and the GamePad from another camera angle, like that minigame in Game & Wario. Also, Chargin' Chuck makes his glorious return.

00:15 - 00:19 : Mario Kart U-Turn is shown. Iwata rips open his shirt and reveals thick, shaggy chest fur carved with the words "Single-Player Vs." He reassures us the terrible people who omitted this feature in MK7 are no longer among the living.

00:20 - 00:30 : The Wind Waker HD is shown. Two all-new dungeons have been added, for Nayru's Pearl and the third Sage. The narrative has been reworked to accommodate them. The dungeons are framed by all-new islands, a new race, and a new sidekick character (like Medli and Makar), and they feature new items, new enemies and new bosses. Still on the topic of Zelda, ALttP2 is also shown, with first footage of the Dark World.

00:31 - 00:35 : The camera zooms in on Iwata, who then proceeds to lick the camera lens. On the topic of tonguing, Yarn Yoshi and Yoshi's Island 3 are discussed, each receiving minute-long trailers.

00:36 - 00:40 : Monolith Soft's X is shown, rebranded as part of the Xenoblade franchise. Also announced: The Xenoblade Chronicles & Baten Kaitos Collection HD.

00:41 - 00:50 : Retro's title is unveiled at long last. It is a brand-new IP, so unspeakably awesome that for three of these nine minutes, Iwata is simply blinking in a dazed stupor that those punk-ass Americans created something so amazing.

00:51 - 01:00 : Super Smash Bros. Blitz is unveiled for WiiU and 3DS. Palutena, Little Mac, Takamaru, Ridley, Bayonetta. BAM.
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This is.. just too much for me. I can't handle the pure awesome of this.

Neiteio said:
Oh shit, I forget to mention the last-minute reveal of Daisy's Yoga Pants Power Hour Adventures.
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That's definitely bought Day 1 for sure.
 
Neiteio said:
New and improved:

00:00 - 00:05 : Iwata appears onscreen dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage. With him is Reggie in skintight Bayonetta outfit. He spanks Reggie, and the first footage of Bayonetta 2 plays, followed by Bayonetta: Climax Edition for $29.99 on eShop -- "Available now!"

00:06 - 00:10 : Iwata tweets Kamiya, "What can you tell us about The Wonderful 101." Kamiya tweets back: "Eat shit." A new trailer plays introducing the four remaining heroes, and confirming offline co-op for up to four players. Iwata Asks with Kamiya confirmed for after the broadcast.

00:11 - 00:14 : Super Mario is shown for WiiU. Platforming is split between the TV from one camera angle, and the GamePad from another camera angle, like that minigame in Game & Wario. Also, Chargin' Chuck makes his glorious return.

00:15 - 00:19 : Mario Kart U-Turn is shown. Iwata rips open his shirt and reveals thick, shaggy chest fur carved with the words "Single-Player Vs." He reassures us the terrible people who omitted this feature in MK7 are no longer among the living.

00:20 - 00:30 : The Wind Waker HD is shown. Two all-new dungeons have been added, for Nayru's Pearl and the third Sage. The narrative has been reworked to accommodate them. The dungeons are framed by all-new islands, a new race, and a new sidekick character (like Medli and Makar), and they feature new items, new enemies and new bosses. Still on the topic of Zelda, ALttP2 is also shown, with first footage of the Dark World.

00:31 - 00:35 : The camera zooms in on Iwata, who then proceeds to lick the camera lens. On the topic of tonguing, Yarn Yoshi and Yoshi's Island 3 are discussed, each receiving minute-long trailers.

00:36 - 00:40 : Monolith Soft's X is shown, rebranded as part of the Xenoblade franchise. Also announced: The Xenoblade Chronicles & Baten Kaitos Collection HD.

00:41 - 00:50 : Retro's title is unveiled at long last. It is a brand-new IP, so unspeakably awesome that for three of these nine minutes, Iwata is simply blinking in a dazed stupor that those punk-ass Americans created something so amazing.

00:51 - 01:00 : Super Smash Bros. Blitz is unveiled for WiiU and 3DS. Palutena, Little Mac, Takamaru, Ridley, Bayonetta. BAM.
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HAHA! If we mix your humour with my games...THAT would be a fantastic direct.
 
YoungBlade said:
HOW ABOUT REGGIE'S HOUSE AFTER E3 HUH?!?!
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666 Nintendoville dr.

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It would make my day, if Iwata said he haid reassigned Koizumi and EAD tokyo to take over Zelda Wii U right after they are done with Mario, and Aonumas team has been tasked to create a brand new and creative IP.
 
guise guise
i know
what if, like, after Retro's reveal, Iwata says "We are not done yet, We are happy to announce a new crossover with Capcom!"
lights fade out
You hear Ryu's voice
You hear Mario's voice
and then...
then you see the title
"Nintendo X Capcom! Ultimate All Stars!"
then a trailer plays and everyone cries.
Everyone cries tears of joy and begins ripping their shirts off.
Everyone is crying.
Iwata laughs after the broadcast and Reggie also rips his shirt off
 
As long as we're dreaming up fantasy Wii U projects...

Platinum games presents: Metroid X Vanquish

F-zero by Monster Games

Advanced Wars: United Front by Intelligent Systems

Nintendo Vs. Capcom

Mach Rider: a Retro Studios game

StarFox Origins by Treasure

*head explodes*
 
YoungBlade said:
guise guise
i know
what if, like, after Retro's reveal, Iwata says "We are not done yet, We are happy to announce a new crossover with Capcom!"
lights fade out
You hear Ryu's voice
You hear Mario's voice
and then...
then you see the title
"Nintendo X Capcom! Ultimate All Stars!"
then a trailer plays and everyone cries.
Everyone cries tears of joy and begins ripping their shirts off.
Everyone is crying.
Iwata laughs after the broadcast and Reggie also rips his shirt off
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Nintendo X Capcom would be amazing. What would be even MORE awesome would be a Nintendo X Capcom that focused on obscure characters, like Thanatos from Kid Icarus Uprising, or a tag-team character of Koume & Kotake from Zelda. Hell, even pick an oddball Pokémon, like Cofagrigus, floating around in his sarcophagus and pounding fools with his stretchy ghost-arms.

They could even give it a pretentious Squennix-y name, like NINTENDO OBSCURA or something.
 
YoungBlade said:
guise guise
i know
what if, like, after Retro's reveal, Iwata says "We are not done yet, We are happy to announce a new crossover with Capcom!"
lights fade out
You hear Ryu's voice
You hear Mario's voice
and then...
then you see the title
"Nintendo X Capcom! Ultimate All Stars!"
then a trailer plays and everyone cries.
Everyone cries tears of joy and begins ripping their shirts off.
Everyone is crying.
Iwata laughs after the broadcast and Reggie also rips his shirt off
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My body isn't definitely ready for that. At long Niitsuma is in charge of that project, not Ono.
 
Neiteio said:
Nintendo X Capcom would be amazing. What would be even MORE awesome would be a Nintendo X Capcom that focused on obscure characters, like Thanatos from Kid Icarus Uprising, or a tag-team character of Koume & Kotake from Zelda. Hell, even pick an oddball Pokémon, like Cofagrigus, floating around in his sarcophagus and pounding fools with his stretchy ghost-arms.
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I would like to see Iwata try to justify that to investors haha!

But it would be awesome.
 
L Thammy said:
no one likes my fanfic
why don't you want me gaf
tell me how i've failed you
D:


...Neiteio's is awesome.
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I was gonna post about how I liked the "One more thing - this Direct is actually 2 hours long" but I hate deleting walls of text on mobile GAF :(
 
00:51 - 01:00 : Super Smash Bros. Blitz is unveiled for WiiU and 3DS. Palutena, Little Mac, Takamaru, Ridley, Bayonetta. BAM.
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Almost same as my prediction for newcomer trailer. Only difference is that I had Mega Man instead of Bayonetta.
 
Spy said:
I own a Wii U but this just wouldn't excite me very much. Maybe I'm just not a Nintendo gamer anymore?
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Did you try my recipe?

Persona86 said:
I might as well Join in, I'm always right with these things. ALWAYS!


0:00-2:00 - Iwata bows, "I'm sure you will enjoy today's Nintendo Direct, please sit down, I don't want you to faint." Talks about their passion for the Wii U and how they will create an amazing future on the Wii U for all fans.

2:00-4:00 - Wii U price drop, bundles to be announced.

4:00-10:00 - Extra Wii U HD games announced. SMG, SMG2, Xenoblade. More to come.

11:00-14:00 - The Wind Waker Wii U trailer, looks better than before, plus new content and dungeons, a couple of new towns and extra characters and side quests. Now the world feels less empty. 2013.

14:00-16:00 - Mario Kart u trailer, shows glorious tracks like never before. A few new ideas.

16:00-18:00 - Wii U party trailer. Has hilarious cringe worthy actors, coming october 2013.

18:00-21:00 - Wii U sports...oh oh is this going down hill?

22:00-25:00 - Animal Crossing Wii U trailer. coming 2014. No it's going up hill!

26:00-28:00 - Final Fantasy Wii U trailer. coming 2014.

28:00-30:00 - Smash bros, now includes Bayonetta, and a new mysterious character.

30:00-32:00 - X trailer, showing flying mechs, aliens in towns, hot alien chicks, a hover skateboard, and a talking dinosaur that can give you a ride. Coming November 2013.

32:00-35:00 - Retro's new game revealed: An open world Zelda focusing on exploration and towns, with PROPER side quests, dungeons will be the most dangerous yet, they are full of traps and complicated puzzles, there are many races to meet, each town is very very different, trailer gives you a feeling of hype like never before, graphics looks better than the Wii U Zelda tech demo.

35:00-37:00 - Super Mario 3D. coming october 2013, has hub world similar to Mario 64, it's Mario's home town, this time Mario finally has a breakdown and kidnaps Peach and does unthinkable things to her. You play as Mario from another timeline, who is now in the dark timeline and think's the only way to go back home is to save Peach from his dark self.

37:00-39:00 - Bayonetta 2 trailer. lots of ass shots, lots of epic moves, and some great gameplay, quick glimpse of Bayonetta meeting a new enemy who has great plans for earth, has dance moves similar to Micheal Jackson, his base is on the moon, both are on the dark side of the moon ready to fight.

39:00-41:00 - SMT x FE trailer. Actually takes the best things from SMT/Persona/FE worlds, amazing looking world, great tactical battles, a nice balance of dark and light atmosphere.

41:00-43:00 - Earthbound Wii U, a totally new Earthbound game, new 3D HD graphics, looks very charming and amazing, the rumours were true. Coming 2014.

43:00-45:00 - Fatal Frame 5 trailer, graphics looks AMAZING for a Wii U game, excellent character designs, looks very creepy.

45:00-47:00 - Kojima exclusive game, this will focus on a brand new world and characters, closest way to describe it is Policenauts in 3D, trailer has Kojima's trademark cinematic feel. Coming 2014.

47:00-49:00 - Brand new survival RPG, your a mother in a post Apocalypse world, you must protect your children from starvation and other dangers, explore the world to survive. Finding something valuable will feel amazing. Be careful who you trust, choose your friends wisely. coming 2014.

49:00-51:00 - Platinum games working with Nintendo will be bringing back STREETS OF RAGE! Same 80's atmosphere, great sounding soundtrack, and that platinum games action quality.

51:00-53:00 - Also another series making a comeback, a new 3D Mystical Ninja, looks just as weird and memorbale as you remember but with great graphics and intriguing ideas.

53:00-55:00 - Iwata talks about his relationship with Atlus, announces Persona 5, not an exclusive but it will have exclusive content.

55:00-57:00 - 'Before you go' a totally new Nintendo IP out of nowhere. We have a new face at Nintendo: Shows a whole new Nintendo action RPG, where the main character that looks like a mix of Ryo and Jean Claude Van Damme explores a very interesting looking town and meets and fights interesting looking characters...there is what appears to be social links with characters in the world, each character has their own daily routines, your action on the world really seems to change it, you can interact with with many things as you investigate about the mystery of the town.
The fighting looks very entertaining, the atmosphere is unmatched, such an unique town.

Yet you feel something familiar....yes that's right, this is Nintendo's version of Shenmue.

57:00-59:00 -Quick trailer of random third party games like Sonic etc

59:00-61:00 - Iwata- "I lied there's one more thing, I will leave you with this." Full brand new Pokemon RPG that looks amazing, there are little hints that 3ds version can interact with WiiU version.

Iwata: "Please understand."

BOOM
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The entire Direct will be Reggie, Iwata, Miyamoto, and Bill playing Mario Party U for the entire hour.

It ends with Iwata pushing everyone else out of their chairs and throwing the gamepad because he's salty about his loss.
 
Persona86 said:
59:00-61:00 - Iwata- "I lied there's one more thing, I will leave you with this." Full brand new Pokemon RPG that looks amazing, there are little hints that 3ds version can interact with WiiU version.

Iwata: "Please understand."

BOOM
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Better yet, turns out Blizzard pushed back their "new MMO" because they decided to take nintendo's offer to create a Wii U Pokemon MMO.
 
Smedwicks said:
The entire Direct will be Reggie, Iwata, Miyamoto, and Bill playing Mario Party U for the entire hour.

It ends with Iwata pushing everyone else out of their chairs and throwing the gamepad because he's salty about his loss.
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There is no way Iwata would loose that. Reggie woudnt stand a chance against the others.
 
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