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[Cunth]

Haven't heard anybody use this catchphrase for a while. Do you personally think this is good advice?

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

What's wrong with 'em?

 

[Super Mario]

"I love a little meat on the bones. No one wants to fuck a skeleton"

Aka I'm fat and ugly and can't get a decent looking chick

 

[Knch]

"I love a little meat on the bones. No one wants to fuck a skeleton"

Aka I'm fat and ugly and can't get a decent looking chick

Maybe I want to be the pretty one for once?!

 

[Nymphae]

 

[Mitsuda Maniac]

It is kind of funny when you see ugly "virgin" types say it.

 

[King of Foxes]

I thought the lots of huge obese people thing was a meme, here in Latvia there are almost no fat people.

then i went to the uk in summer time...

 

[Cunth]

I thought the lots of huge obese people thing was a meme, here in Latvia there are almost no fat people.

then i went to the uk in summer time...

every time i go to a shopping centre im triggered by all the fat normies waddling around buying stupid shit

 

[King of Foxes]

every time i go to a shopping centre im triggered by all the fat normies waddling around buying stupid shit

I was stunned by the confidence those fat sacks of shit had to wear such tight and revealing clothing

 

[Knch]

I thought the lots of huge obese people thing was a meme, here in Latvia there are almost no fat people.

then i went to the uk in summer time...

Eastern Europe has hot chicks, western "Europe" has food.

 

[King of Foxes]

Eastern Europe has hot chicks, western "Europe" has food.

I quite enjoyed Ireland though, mostly short chicks with massively disproportionate huge tits.

The only downside was they cake their make up on and fake tan quite a bit

Denmark had some nice blondies with not so many fat people, just fucking bicycles everywhere

 

[Loke]

every time i go to a shopping centre im triggered by all the fat normies waddling around buying stupid shit

Come to Sweden, plenty of thin people here (although fats are gaining ground).

 

[teezzy]

I love being fat shamed into losing weight. I'm fatphobic

 

[Nymphae]

 

[GreyHorace]

No difference? Right.... So I guess Daniel Day Lewis and Tommy Wiseau are pretty much the same in terms of acting ability.

 

[Breakage]

There are a lot of plus-sized and horizontally challenged women in England.
It's quite shocking how things have changed in the space of a few decades.

 

[StormCell]

I quite enjoyed Ireland though, mostly short chicks with massively disproportionate huge tits.

The only downside was they cake their make up on and fake tan quite a bit

Denmark had some nice blondies with not so many fat people, just fucking bicycles everywhere

That explains the high population of bicycles there...

 

[Cunth]

There are a lot of plus-sized and horizontally challenged women in England.
It's quite shocking how things have changed in the space of a few decades.

#proud

 

[Knch]

There are a lot of plus-sized and horizontally challenged women in England.
It's quite shocking how things have changed in the space of a few decades.

When deep fried mars bars/pizza make fish and chips look healthy...

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Can't believe you're not into BBWs.

 

[cryptoadam]

Not even Corona pandemic will stop the big is beautiful movement.

Enjoy your intubation fatties.

 

[Stouffers]

I used to be thin. Im now very fat. I get waves of dizziness when I walk into Walmart because of the tsunami of obesity that hits you as soon as you walk in. I seriously can’t go into a Walmart without getting seriously ill.

 

[DESTROYA]

I used to be thin. Im now very fat. I get waves of dizziness when I walk into Walmart because of the tsunami of obesity that hits you as soon as you walk in. I seriously can’t go into a Walmart without getting seriously ill.

Can you see your pee pee?

 

[Stouffers]

Can you see your pee pee?

In what context?

 

[DESTROYA]

You said you were big so when peeing standing up can you see it looking down? If you can your not a lost cause

 

[haxan7]

Depends how fat, how old, and how long it's been since I've had sex.

 

[Stouffers]

You said you were big so when peeing standing up can you see it looking down? If you can your not a lost cause

Is this first thing in the morning when I have a partial? Am I stretching it out at the urinal just in case the person at the one next to me peeks?

 

[haxan7]

^avoiding the question, can't see his peepee

 

[Stouffers]

Depends how fat, how old, and how long it's been since I've had sex.

Size 48, 48 years old, 48 months since you’ve had sex.

 

[haxan7]

Size 48, 48 years old, 48 months since you’ve had sex.

couldn't do it

 

[Stouffers]

couldn't do it

Physically unable to do it?

 

[kingbean]

People will like what they like.

 

[Stouffers]

^avoiding the question, can't see his peepee

Am I allowed to push in the FUPA?

 

[hariseldon]

Physically unable to do it?

I'll be honest, past a certain point my penis would go on strike.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Elektro Demon is rolling in his grave right now

 

[hariseldon]

Elektro Demon is rolling in his grave right now

Can't roll if he's being crushed by a fat bird.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Can't roll if he's being crushed by a fat bird.

Pain is weakness leaving the body

 

[hariseldon]

Pain is weakness leaving the body

If a fat bird is on top of you it's more likely blood, your internal organs, and hope.

 

[Kamina]

brap would be all over this thread

 

[Foamy]

I quite enjoyed Ireland though, mostly short chicks with massively disproportionate huge tits.

The only downside was they cake their make up on and fake tan quite a bit

Denmark had some nice blondies with not so many fat people, just fucking bicycles everywhere

I'm going to start choosing my vacation spots based on your observations.

 

[ipukespiders]

No fat chicks

Can I get this on a t-shirt?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

No

 

[Stouffers]

I'm going to start choosing my vacation spots based on your observations.

Have him draw a world map.

 

[Stouffers]

The best way for a fatty to lose weight is to surround him/herself with skinny people. This also applies to becoming moderately wealthy, kicking alcohol/smoking and not contracting genital warts.

 

[SpartanN92]

Everyone gets 3 fatties in their lifetime before it becomes a problem.

 

[triplestation]

ectomorphic guys like fat chicks

 

[nush]

Did they steal the artwork from Kinect Xbox 360 games for that hanging card?

 

[Faenrir]

"I love a little meat on the bones. No one wants to fuck a skeleton"

Aka I'm fat and ugly and can't get a decent looking chick

F that. I'm handsome and i'll take a fat chick over an 30kg anorexic any day.
But not over 100kg ~
150kg chicks need to stop eating themselves to death (unless they have a disease ofc).

Chubbies are where it's at

 

[Stouffers]

F that. I'm handsome and i'll take a fat chick over an 30kg anorexic any day.

Chubbies are where it's at

Isn’t “chubby” slang for a partially erect penis?

 

[Faenrir]

Err maybe? dunno, i'm french ^^
For me chubby is a girl (or guy) with some fat but not too much. Like 10/20kg max.
For instance a girl weighing 60 to 70kg and being 160/165cm isn't that fat.