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[Elder Legend]

What about the rest of the year? Well, i am here to bless you with the wisdom.

Jack-off January
Feral Fuck February
Manic Masturbate March
Angry-shag April
Miss May (take a break)
Jizzy June
Jazzfuck July (featuring your favorite musical instruments)
Angry-shag August
Sexless September
Orgasmic October
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December

Are you excited for.your new year's sex season cycle? What is your favorite month and why?

Also, do you think I had too many drinks already? More tomorrow.

P.S. Happy New Year and may you have a happy sex life!

 

[Amory]

 

[Toots]

Ps : it’s dick-butt december

 

[Stitch]

It's Nonstop Nut November

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Coolwhhip]

Very clever.

 

[IDKFA]

Feral Fuck February

 

[SJRB]

It's Dick-In-Butt December, mate. Didn't you know?

 

[badblue]

 

[GoldenEyeSamurai]

I didn’t quite destroy my dick this month. I guess there’s always room for a New’s Year Resolution, though!

 

[Kamina]

No nut november…
Why do you americans come up with nonsense like that constantly?
Why would i want to stop nutting?

 

[Dream-Knife]

No nut november…
Why do you americans come up with nonsense like that constantly?
Why would i want to stop nutting?

The idea is it boosts testosterone. It also goes along with no porn.

 

[chromhound]

Steak and BJ month ?

 

[Decontamination Silo]

Coomers don't need a novelty reason to disappoint their ancestors. They take solace in that warm goober sliding onto the side of their finger.

 

[IDKFA]

Was thinking about trying this. My wife has currently been sick (nothing major) and I've been too busy to bust a nut.

I've heard it has amazing health benefits, especially if you keep at it, so no nutting during sex etc.

Anyone tried this? If so, what was it like, were you like Bradley Cooper from Limitless at the end of the month?

I also might try Destroy Dick December, but that seems a little unrealistic. Nutting almost 500 times throughout December seems impossible and a recipe for an emergency hospital visit.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Unless you have a porn addiction I don't see the benefits to this. Sex is good for you. Bust all the nuts imo.

 

[Trunx81]

The only month where people with nut allergies are save.

 

[kanjobazooie]

No Fart November.

 

[winjer]

Remember that ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
"A wank a day, keeps the doctor away"

Sex, Masturbation, and Prostate Cancer: What’s the Link?

There’s growing evidence that men who ejaculate more often could have a lower chance of having prostate cancer.

www.webmd.com

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

this is a dumb thing to do and only exists because of the alliteration.

 

[thief183]

I'm so low on energy that I'm thinking of trying it for real...