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[Truant]

I just want to inform you, that no matter how shitty you think your name is.

My first name is pronounced semen.

Yes, semen. Cum. Juice. Ballsauce.

Beat that shit.

 

[FromTheFuture]

Well this is awkward...

 

[gutter_trash]

I got a common name that is shared by multiple European countries, people usually pronounce my name as the English version

 

[megateto]

Jesus. Pretty common in Spain.

Just like in The Big Lebowski.

 

[Truant]

Jesus is a cool name, though.

 

[Walshicus]

We had an Indian newspaper passed around recently featuring a story on some politician with the surname Dikshit. I know it's immature, but I laughed.

 

[Myke Greywolf]

I'm portuguese, and I have a name that is almost impossible to pronounce correctly for anyone who is not a native portuguese speaker.

It's irritating.

 

[Maximilian E.]

I just want to inform you, that no matter how shitty you think your name is.

My first name is pronounced semen.

Yes, semen. Cum. Juice. Ballsauce.

Beat that shit.

Where from?

I'm portuguese, and I have a name that is almost impossible to pronounce correctly for anyone who is not a native portuguese speaker.

It's irritating.

What is it?

 

[Walshicus]

I'm portuguese, and I have a name that is almost impossible to pronounce correctly for anyone who is not a native portuguese speaker.

It's irritating.

I can pronounce that.

 

[Kipz]

You definitely deserve to change your name. Just do it man.

 

[Templar Wizard]

I just want to inform you, that no matter how shitty you think your name is.

My first name is pronounced semen.

Yes, semen. Cum. Juice. Ballsauce.

Beat that shit.

Faroe Islands?

 

[Truant]

Nah, try again.

 

[Dat_Drink_Ik_Op]

My middlename is "Dick", its named after my grandfather and is a normal name in Holland.
Now its not my calling name but its in my pasport and its quite the eye catcher :\

 

[Forsete]

Nah, try again.

Simon?

 

[Templar Wizard]

Nah, try again.

I know 2 Semen's from the FI

 

[rex64]

A taiwanese friend of mine was ms. Wang

 

[unreon]

I've known two Anita's.

Anita Wang.
Anita Ho.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[trinest]

I just want to inform you, that no matter how shitty you think your name is.

My first name is pronounced semen.

Yes, semen. Cum. Juice. Ballsauce.

Beat that shit.

Just change it to Simon and stop bitching.

 

[Fritz]

My real name, fairly common in Germany, Austria and Switzerland, is also a popular ice cream in New Zealand. It helped with the ladies

 

[DoomGyver]

Semen? :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[KTallguy]

Yes, semen. Cum. Juice. Ballsauce.

Beat that shit.

these two sentences are related.

My middlename is "Dick", its named after my grandfather and is a normal name in Holland.
Now its not my calling name but its in my pasport and its quite the eye catcher :\

Dick is short for Richard, and it's normal in the US, except for snickering middle schoolers.

 

[akachan ningen]

Just introduce yourself as Simon, what's the problem?

 

[Truant]

Just introduce yourself as Simon, what's the problem?

Obviously, this is what I do.

 

[Kabouter]

Nah, try again.

Siemen?

 

[snacknuts]

A friend of mine had a client recently whose last name was Nicewanger. I tried to call bullshit, but he sent me a pic of some paperwork she had filled out.

 

[Powdered Toastman]

My middlename is "Dick", its named after my grandfather and is a normal name in Holland.
Now its not my calling name but its in my pasport and its quite the eye catcher :\

There are probably quite a few Dick de Cock's living in Holland...

 

[Keylime]

My name rhymes with dick...that's at least bad when you're growing up or around drunk people who think they are being witty.

 

[Brobzoid]

I know several people who's called Simen. Internationally I go by Eric, because people get their tongues twisted by Eirik.

 

[Rekwest]

Jesus. Pretty common in Spain.

Common latin name,not only in spain.

 

[Dead Man]

I used to work in a call centre, you see some pretty interesting names there. Sanfrancisco Buddiman, he was lovely, as was a poor girl called Golfo.

 

[Giard]

There's an african, from Morroco IIRC, in my English class called Elvis.

Best name ever.

 

[thaOwner]

There's an african, from Morroco IIRC, in my English class called Elvis.

Best name ever.

Very common name in parts of Africa actually.

 

[rex64]

I'd pronunce that Pelvis

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I had a Chinese friend who's last name was "Wang". :lol

 

[YYZ]

Nigerian friend whose name is pronounced like the proper pronunciation of "anime" except the "nee" part is pronounced more like "nuh", close enough though.

 

[GZ!]

Dutch client named:

Cock van As

 

[ScientificNinja]

I pass this car every day on my way to the office.

 

[Jefklak]

I know someone called De Neuker (translated The Fucker) :-/

 

[Baraka in the White House]

It's Sea Man!

 

[JDSN]

Seaman?


I remember meeting someone named Hellman, he was named after the ketchup brand. :lol

 

[Fersis]

Jesus. Pretty common in Spain.

Just like in The Big Lebowski.

I had to do it

 

[Chittagong]

We once had a VP called Kuntz.

He always insisted that he'd be introduced to press using Dr, followed by his first and middle names, in order to distract attention from the surname.

In one investor event our CEO would be casually introduced by his first name, while this dude would insist on the whole litany.

 

[rex64]

 

[Deleted member 1235]

There's a dutch guy called

Dick de kok

DICK THE COCK GET IT

 

[Jefklak]

There's a dutch guy called

Dick de kok

DICK THE COCK GET IT

Baantjer?

 

[harSon]

Only two I can think of were from Junior College. One was named Dang Li Wang and another person that that I actually am friends with is named Jackie Tran.

 

[Zero Hero]

I know of a Yung Shit that lives in Flushing, NY.

When I worked for a national wireless carrier, we would search for funny names when we were bored.

 

[Saiyar]

Dutch client named:

Cock van As

At my last job there was a Dutch guy called Cock Van der Boom.

 

[GMB]

My first name is Jerker. Yep. And not only does it sound like that, you spell it exactly like that.

It's swedish and related to the name Erik, somehow.

 

[TheOddOne]

I saw a lawyor called: Dhr. Dood (Mr. Death) :lol