Iwata: Hello, Reggie-san. How did Wii U do this month ?
Reggie: Oh, Mr. Iwata-san. I'm afraid it's not good. Not good at all.
Iwata: I see. Well, Reggie-san, you know that we are selling Wii U at a loss right now. Nintendo has been experiencing hard times due to the poor hardware and software sales, and the shareholders are not happy. Sacrifices must now be made. We can't do what we did with the 3DS again, and I never had any real plans to resign, you know that, right ?
Reggie: I understand.
Iwata: Someone will be coming for you. [hangs up phone]
*10 minutes later*
Reggie: [someone knocking on his door] ...I knew it was going to be you. I'm ready now.
Unknown assailant: Iwata sends his regards. Any last request?
Reggie: J-Just don't do it in the face. I promised my mothe.. [Bang!]
Unknown assailant: Hasta la vista, Reggie-san. Bill's back from his vacation.