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Pretty good top 10, but I would put Slaughterhouse Five at #1
bobnowhere said:Only one book from Philip K. Dick
icarus-daedelus said:Do us proud, Salazar.
Now, the real question is, which gaffer is going to take one for the team and actually buy and read the book?
"Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken's head rose. Kahlan pulled back. Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway. "Shoo," Kahlan heard herself whisper. There wasn't enough light, and besides, the side of its beak was covered with gore, so she couldn't tell if it had the dark spot, But she didn't need to see it. "Dear spirits, help me," she prayed under her breath. The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest."Dresden said:Her power, her magic, was also a weapon of defense. But it would only work on people. It would not work on a chicken. And it would not work on wickedness incarnate.
Her gaze flicked toward the door, checking the distance. The chicken took a single hop toward her. Claws gripping Juni's upper arm, it leaned her way. Her leg muscles tightened till they trembled.
The chicken backed up a step, tensed, and spurted feces onto Juni's face. It let out the cackle that sounded like a laugh. She dearly wished she could tell herself she was being silly. Imagining things.
But she knew better.
This. I hate it when they do that.Divvy said:I've never understood logic of combining the sci fi and fantasy genres.
Shadowrun IMGDivvy said:I've never understood logic of combining the sci fi and fantasy genres.
Napoleonthechimp said:This. I hate it when they do that.
ZephyrFate said:Well, it also has Gene Wolfe.
ba dum dum TSHHHHHH
Miri said:It's fun, but the stuff introduced in Xenocide feels so horribly ass-pulled. Children of the mind then takes that and fucks you royally. The series really does a HUGE dip after Speaker.
But at the least, they're still enjoyable reads. I'm trudging through Shadow of the Hegemon now, and this thing reads as rough as California freeway.
Once you get past the Ainulindalë it really picks up, some of the greatest events in the history of Middle-Earth take place during the Quenta Silmarillion, events that far surpass anything depicted in The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings.Pand said:Wait, people actually finished The Silmarillion? I couldn't get past page 20 and the immensely dense heap of boring.
It's awesome.milkyjay20 said:good to know. what about the alvin maker series? i've always been interested in that series, but i'm hesitant.
Edmond Dantès said:Once you get past the Ainulindalë it really picks up, some of the greatest events in the history of Middle-Earth take place during the Quenta Silmarillion, events that far surpass anything depicted in The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings.
The downfall of Melkor,
The sundering of the Two Trees of Valinor
The oath of Feanor and his sons,
The downfall of Gondolin,
The creation of men, elves and dwarves,
The origins of dragons, orcs an balrogs.
The tragedy of Hurin and his offspring,
The story of Beren and Luthien, which was the dearest story to Tolkien,
Sauron in his prime.
The War of Wrath.
All key to the history of Middle-earth.
If you read only 20 pages, then you wouldn't know whether it's dry or not. The first few chapters are like genesis in the bible, and get more detailed and more narrative from there.Pand said:Don't get me wrong, I respect what Tolkien did and admire what he tried to do, it's amazing in scope. It's also incredibly dry, more of a summation than an actual novel, as far as I remember. That may change later on, though, and it must be great to get immersed in such a rich history if you're a big LOTR fan.
elrechazao said:If you read only 20 pages, then you wouldn't know whether it's dry or not. The first few chapters are like genesis in the bible, and get more detailed and more narrative from there.
It's a series of narratives that bind together into an overarching story about the rise and fall of melkor and the fall and redemption of the noldorian exiles.Pand said:The 20 pages comment was facetious, I probably read a couple of chapters since I was into Tolkien at the time. Does the rest of the book actually follow a narrative, though? I faintly remember flipping through it after giving up on it and thinking it looked more like a history book.
lol now that's strange when reading that book I was thinking "hey this guy has the same name as the gaf poster in OT that everyone likes to complain about posting downer stories"Gaborn said:And completelycoincidentally.Not
The Scar is awesome. I enjoyed The Iron Council, but it could be too 'socialistic' for some.Tim the Wiz said:If pushed, I would describe it as a politico-fantasy thriller of mythic proportions. Mieville is an incredible fantasist, perhaps the best of his generation.
Does it have the same pacing problems as Perdido? That book had good characters, interesting ideas, a somewhat compelling plot and some of the worst pacing of any large fantasy book I've read.Tim the Wiz said:ibe it as a politico-fantasy thriller of mythic proportions. Mieville is an incredible fantasist, perhaps the best of his generation.
The_Technomancer said:Wow, really? Sanderson writes some of the best female characters in modern fantasy, that surprises me.
Okay, I should rephrase that. Sanderson is one of the few authors who I feel doesn't write female characters who are helpless princesses and crucially also doesn't write female characters who are bad-ass bitches under the pretension that that somehow makes a character "strong"Gonaria said:He tries to remain true to their already established character, and since it sucks, his female characters ending up sucking as well.
And I really disagree with you on Sanderson having some of the best female characters in modern fantasy. The characters in Mistborn were terrible. He definitely improved in A Way of Kings, to the point where I would say that his characters are good, but no way would I say he is world class
The_Technomancer said:Okay, I should rephrase that. Sanderson is one of the few authors who I feel doesn't write female characters who are helpless princesses and crucially also doesn't write female characters who are bad-ass bitches under the pretension that that somehow makes a character "strong"
Overall his characters are still just "good". I liked Mistborn, I liked everything he's written, I'll be the first to admit that his fantasy isn't very intellectual but its very consumable and he does great world design.
Tim the Wiz said:
UnluckyKate said:Crtl + F : Replay.
0 result wtf (Ken Grimwood btw)
I would believe you if that wasn't so outrageous.Puddles said:Gene Wolfe is one of the best writers in the world.
This might not mean that he's one of the best storytellers, but his prose is at a level few have ever reached. Martin is a much better storyteller, but Wolfe's prose makes him look like R.L. Stein.
Try taking a bus ride through Vietnam. When you get back to California, you'll feel like you're driving on rainbows.
macuser1of5 said:No Wizard of Earthsea?
Not nearly enough though. Taken as a whole the Dicsworld contains more downright amazing novels then many authors produce in their entire lives. Other authors wish they could put out works like Night Watch or Jingo or Witches Abroad or Going Postal. They're not good books because they're comedies (although the comedic elements help) they're just downright good books.Volimar said:I've read 31 of those, but considering some of them are a series of books, I feel pretty good about it despite having not heard of some of these. Glad Terry Pratchett got some love.
dude what?elrechazao said:wow just noticed rothfuss in the top twenty. Makes me want to vomit. I thought this list wasn't supposed to include juvenile fiction...
marysue juvenile fictionScrow said:dude what?
king killer chronicles are great adventurous fantasy. it doesn't make you think deeply or provide social commentary, but it's a really fun world to lose yourself in.
it's not ASoIaF fantasy, or LotR fantasy, or Dune fantasy, or Dark Tower fantasy... it fits its own little niche of fantasy and I love it for the yarn it spins.
it's not perfect, but it's also not deserving of your venom.
Yeah, the books don't suck. They're not great (and I was literally rolling my eyes in WMF whenScrow said:dude what?
king killer chronicles are great adventurous fantasy. it doesn't make you think deeply or provide social commentary, but it's a really fun world to lose yourself in.
it's not ASoIaF fantasy, or LotR fantasy, or Dune fantasy, or Dark Tower fantasy... it fits its own little niche of fantasy and I love it for the yarn it spins.
it's not perfect, but it's also not deserving of your venom.
1) Perdido Street StationClevinger said:In what order should I read those three Mieville books? Thanks.
The_Technomancer said:Does it have the same pacing problems as Perdido? That book had good characters, interesting ideas, a somewhat compelling plot and some of the worst pacing of any large fantasy book I've read.
(Oh, and its one of the only fantasy books I've ever read that literally broke my suspension of disbelief, but thats a different issue)
Alpha-Bromega said:okay now everyone seriously, Once and Future King is the best fantasy novel ever and we all agree right!!?!!!?!!!?!!!!!!!!!? All this other stuff is fun but no Wort
I've never read it actually, I've got it on order at the local library as a result of this thread.bengraven said:I agree it's in the top 3, yes. It's personally my favorite fantasy novel.
But surely you've seen the Disney adaptation?The_Technomancer said:I've never read it actually, I've got it on order at the local library as a result of this thread.
Oh yeah, that movie was awesome.Granger Danger said:But surely you've seen the Disney adaptation?
The_Technomancer said:I've never read it actually, I've got it on order at the local library as a result of this thread.
If I had to come up with what I thought of as my favorite fantasy book/series...even more then Lord of the Rings, even more then The Long Price Quartet....I'd have to go with the City Watch cycle of Discworld. The character of Samuel Vimes and his evolution over seven books is unmatched for me, in addition to the fantastic writing for all the other characters and storylines.
It's a popularity contest.bengraven said:Why the FUCK is Goodkind higher up than China Mieville?