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http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/25845.htm

"It ate my dollar, so I shook it very gently," he said. "It must have been top-heavy, because it fell right down on me."

**wink wink**

 

[DSN2K]

"gently"

haha

 

[DarienA]

There is not a rolleyes big enough to express my disgust at this one...

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Rooflelufugus

 

[OmniGamer]

"gently"

haha

very gently at that.

 

[ShadowRed]

LOL when i was in schol the vending machines had a sticker on them of a stickman shalong the machin and it falling on him, inside one of those Ghostbuster signs. Everyone laught and commented on how stupid the administration must have thought we were. I guess the signs were made for jackasses like this guy.

 

[cubanb]

Salcedo's mother, Diana Tineo, acknowledged that her son had sued before. He received $30,000 to settle a 1999 case in which he suffered facial cuts after he fell through a broken school fence.

haha

Court papers filed yesterday charge Albert Salcedo suffered a broken foot and ankle in the incident on May 25.

$5 million for a broken ankle and foot?

 

[OmniGamer]

They'll probably say he was an aspiring basketball player and now his dreams are dashed to bits...or something.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Pop is shit. Got what he deserved.

 

[norinrad21]

LOL

 

[calder]

As outraged and disgusted as I should be, "I shook it very gently" just cracks me the hell up so I can't help but feel almost a bit affectionate to the little scammer. Almost.

 

[Ecrofirt]

a whole set of lockers fell on a girl in my school two years ago, and all she did was open the door. Crazy stuff.