This is why I go to Spring Lake, NJ - you aren't even allowed food on the beach! You bring a cooler, leave it up on the boardwalk (no one bothers it), and then when you want food, you go up and eat on the boardwalk and come back down the beach.
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When I'm riding my bike down Ocean Ave from Manasquan to Asbury, my favorite thing is noticing the families who are bringing a truckload of shit to the beach
Families do this in so cal too, but granted the spots for firepits where people usually do it are back from the water. I'm okay with this as long as you aren't taking up a bunch of space close to the water.
I don't like it but I can understand it. Especially if it is a large group of people. What I can't stand is leaving the beach and not picking up after yourself. People get very offended when you call them out for leaving there trash behind.
There will be absolutely no applying sunscreen at the beach - all sun protection must be applied prior to arrival.
There will be absolutely no cooking equipment at the beach (including grilles, pots, pans, skewers, or improvised metal slabs).
There will be absolutely no music at the beach dispensed by electronic means. No speakers, stereos, or concave vessels to make your iPhone sound louder will be tolerated.
There will be no tents, windscreens, pop-ups, or shelters allowed. Failure to comply will result in paying a property tax.
There will be no families larger than four. Families with too many children will be required to rotate them.
There will be no "meeting up" with other groups at the beach. The party you arrive with must be your ONLY party.
No dogs allowed.
There will be no lighting of fires, including bonfires, at any time of day or night.
The white zone is for loading and unloading ONLY.
There will be no airborn recreation, including kites and drones.
There will be no leaving of refuse at the beach - anything brought along for your stay must be 100% consumable and consumed therein.
Speak very softly at all times.
Sand structures, including castles, must follow all local architectural regulations and be fully up to code. Inspections are random and policy is enforced.
Jeremy and Lisa are not allowed at the beach. Don't even show your face around here. I will fucking end you both, stay away from my kid. Seriously, you two, do not test me. Do NOT.
There will be absolutely no applying sunscreen at the beach - all sun protection must be applied prior to arrival.
There will be absolutely no cooking equipment at the beach (including grilles, pots, pans, skewers, or improvised metal slabs).
There will be absolutely no music at the beach dispensed by electronic means. No speakers, stereos, or concave vessels to make your iPhone sound louder will be tolerated.
There will be no tents, windscreens, pop-ups, or shelters allowed. Failure to comply will result in paying a property tax.
There will be no families larger than four. Families with too many children will be required to rotate them.
There will be no "meeting up" with other groups at the beach. The party you arrive with must be your ONLY party.
No dogs allowed.
There will be no lighting of fires, including bonfires, at any time of day or night.
The white zone is for loading and unloading ONLY.
There will be no airborn recreation, including kites and drones.
There will be no leaving of refuse at the beach - anything brought along for your stay must be 100% consumable and consumed therein.
Speak very softly at all times.
Sand structures, including castles, must follow all local architectural regulations and be fully up to code. Inspections are random and policy is enforced.
Jeremy and Lisa are not allowed at the beach. Don't even show your face around here. I will fucking end you both, stay away from my kid. Seriously, you two, do not test me. Do NOT.
We had a guy last year bring in a coffin, said Mayor Anthony Vaz of Seaside Heights. Im not lying, a wooden coffin with his food and his drinks and so forth. And we said, No we cant have that.
