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[bman94]

Never saw anything to this extent at Fort Lauderdale beach (but then again but I barely go to the beach) but I don't see a big deal over it.

People cook out at the beach all the time. It's like the best place to have a family gathering.

 

[atomsk]

fuck seaside heights

and I say that having lived about 20 minutes from there most of my life

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

This is why I go to Spring Lake, NJ - you aren't even allowed food on the beach! You bring a cooler, leave it up on the boardwalk (no one bothers it), and then when you want food, you go up and eat on the boardwalk and come back down the beach.
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When I'm riding my bike down Ocean Ave from Manasquan to Asbury, my favorite thing is noticing the families who are bringing a truckload of shit to the beach

What are the ski lifts in the background of the photo for?

Some of the bigger boardwalks have sky rides that go from end to end. Easy way to make tourist money

 

[hoos30]

Ha! This is my family to a T. We went to Ocean City, Md last month carrying four car loads of junk: Canopy, blankets, stroller, coolers, etc.

Our only saving grace is that we do roll 15-20 deep and we use every inch of beach that we claim.

 

[see5harp]

Families do this in so cal too, but granted the spots for firepits where people usually do it are back from the water. I'm okay with this as long as you aren't taking up a bunch of space close to the water.

 

[dafortune]

Who the fuck eats on the beach? Sand would get in everything. Most beaches I've been to have food areas with benches and grills behind the dunes.

 

[Kill3r7]

I don't like it but I can understand it. Especially if it is a large group of people. What I can't stand is leaving the beach and not picking up after yourself. People get very offended when you call them out for leaving there trash behind.

 

[gutter_trash]

good

this is ain't fuckin' camping ground

 

[Mammoth Jones]

This is why I only enjoy the beach at resorts. Everything already set up and proportioned. Just lay back and enjoy.

 

[Chmpocalypse]

**POSTED**​

FINALE FIREWORKER's BEACH RULES 2017

• There will be absolutely no "sports" allowed.
• There will be absolutely no applying sunscreen at the beach - all sun protection must be applied prior to arrival.
• There will be absolutely no cooking equipment at the beach (including grilles, pots, pans, skewers, or improvised metal slabs).
• There will be absolutely no music at the beach dispensed by electronic means. No speakers, stereos, or concave vessels to make your iPhone sound louder will be tolerated.
• There will be no tents, windscreens, pop-ups, or shelters allowed. Failure to comply will result in paying a property tax.
• There will be no families larger than four. Families with too many children will be required to rotate them.
• There will be no "meeting up" with other groups at the beach. The party you arrive with must be your ONLY party.
• No dogs allowed.
• There will be no lighting of fires, including bonfires, at any time of day or night.
• The white zone is for loading and unloading ONLY.
• There will be no airborn recreation, including kites and drones.
• There will be no leaving of refuse at the beach - anything brought along for your stay must be 100% consumable and consumed therein.
• Speak very softly at all times.
• Sand structures, including castles, must follow all local architectural regulations and be fully up to code. Inspections are random and policy is enforced.
• Jeremy and Lisa are not allowed at the beach. Don't even show your face around here. I will fucking end you both, stay away from my kid. Seriously, you two, do not test me. Do NOT.
• Be courteous!

Lol, I love the sand castle ordinance

 

[Technosteve]

**POSTED**​

FINALE FIREWORKER's BEACH RULES 2017

• There will be absolutely no "sports" allowed.
• There will be absolutely no applying sunscreen at the beach - all sun protection must be applied prior to arrival.
• There will be absolutely no cooking equipment at the beach (including grilles, pots, pans, skewers, or improvised metal slabs).
• There will be absolutely no music at the beach dispensed by electronic means. No speakers, stereos, or concave vessels to make your iPhone sound louder will be tolerated.
• There will be no tents, windscreens, pop-ups, or shelters allowed. Failure to comply will result in paying a property tax.
• There will be no families larger than four. Families with too many children will be required to rotate them.
• There will be no "meeting up" with other groups at the beach. The party you arrive with must be your ONLY party.
• No dogs allowed.
• There will be no lighting of fires, including bonfires, at any time of day or night.
• The white zone is for loading and unloading ONLY.
• There will be no airborn recreation, including kites and drones.
• There will be no leaving of refuse at the beach - anything brought along for your stay must be 100% consumable and consumed therein.
• Speak very softly at all times.
• Sand structures, including castles, must follow all local architectural regulations and be fully up to code. Inspections are random and policy is enforced.
• Jeremy and Lisa are not allowed at the beach. Don't even show your face around here. I will fucking end you both, stay away from my kid. Seriously, you two, do not test me. Do NOT.
• Be courteous!

you don't own the beach man, it's for everyone... I'll park in front of your house if i want to it's a public road.

 

[adj_noun]

“We had a guy last year bring in a coffin,” said Mayor Anthony Vaz of Seaside Heights. “I’m not lying, a wooden coffin with his food and his drinks and so forth. And we said, ‘No we can’t have that.’’’

And that was the last time Mark Calloway ever set foot on that beach, let me tell you.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

you don't own the beach man, it's for everyone... I'll park in front of your house if i want to it's a public road.

Don't make me break out my posted parking regulations!