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[slightconfuse]

I love that swagger and cesaro are Bros

 

[Ithil]

Having watched that, now's as good a time as ever I guess. Is NJPW very difficult to get into? Is there a particular place I should start watching from or can I just jump in?

It's difficult in that it doesn't have a weekly TV show, and the time difference means the iPPVs are on really late. But the show itself is super easy to get into, even with the language barrier. The stories are simple and told in the ring, and most promos you can get the gist regardless.

 

[UberTag]

Giant Swing again.

Run that into the ground Vince.

Running shit into the ground is all that the WWE knows how to do these days when they stumble across something that works.

 

[Ultratech]

Somehow, that seems perfect for Zeb.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Uncle Zeb

 

[darkside31337]

Haha.

 

[gurudyne]

Man, Brodus moves slowly. Hit hits look like they have the impact of a napkin caught in a breeze.

FUCK ME IS ZEB GOING TO WHIP A MIDGET??

This doesn't seem very PG. For a lot of reasons.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Cesaro still doesn't make sense on this team

 

[slightconfuse]

I thought he was going to bring Damien out

 

[Boose]

"We the people" is more over then it should be.

 

[Sealion88]

best tag team storyline in a while!

 

[Plywood]

"We the people" is more over then it should be.

The average american audience member is conflicted by the need to feel patriotic in spite of what is obviously a heel gimmick.

 

[G-Fex]

Running shit into the ground is all that the WWE knows how to do these days when they stumble across something that works.

speaking of which

where's Fandango?

 

[darkside31337]

These ads with real life footage are doing -no- favors for WWE 2K14. Terrible.

 

[Ithil]

"We the people" is more over then it should be.

That's because the Real Americans are actually really entertaining. They've got the hilarious manager, two great wrestlers, double team moves, a catchprase, etc.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Zeb Coulter's face belongs on Mount Rushmore.

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Man, Brodus moves slowly. Hit hits look like they have the impact of a napkin caught in a breeze.

FUCK ME IS ZEB GOING TO WHIP A MIDGET??

This doesn't seem very PG. For a lot of reasons.

Bullwhip + WWE writing = impending disaster.

Matter of time, fellas.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

FUCK ME IS ZEB GOING TO WHIP A MIDGET??

This doesn't seem very PG. For a lot of reasons.

I'm sure it's a thing somewhere on the internet.

 

[Keyser Soze]

King will probably try to groom a small child with that

 

[slightconfuse]

TNA hall if famer Kurt angle!!!!!

 

[Plywood]

This package is only making me nostalgic for Kurt Angle.

 

[Dark Ninja]

oh god all these years of having to put up with this guy

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

This package only makes me realize how truly terrible Cena is and how his entire career is terrible.

 

[darkside31337]

CRYING IRL. THANK YOU JOHN.

 

[Valentus]

GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS JHON CENA
A TRUE PATRIOT
A TRUE AMERICAN

 

[Officerrob]

That video package was my kryptonite

 

[Alucard]

Guys...is Cena dying?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Kurt is rolling in his TNA grave.

 

[slightconfuse]

He's been out for 2 months not 2 years Jesus .

 

[UberTag]

Kurt is rolling in his TNA grave.

I need to seek out footage of Crazy Hobo Kurt wrestling sometime.

 

[Ithil]

Remember when Cena beat up Cole for 20 minutes for disagreeing with him?

 

[Dark Ninja]

Getting Boo'd = Emotion

 

[darkside31337]

He's been out for 2 months not 2 years Jesus .

For Vince and the rest of them I'm sure its felt like 2 years.

 

[Keyser Soze]

HIT ME WITH THAT REMIX

 

[Boose]

Wow at that theme. I love it.

 

[G-Fex]

#BringbackSeven

 

[krae_man]

Why do they keep remixing music and making it shittier?

 

[Xhenxhefil]

Another uplifting John Cena video package. Fucking hellfire.

It's difficult in that it doesn't have a weekly TV show, and the time difference means the iPPVs are on really late. But the show itself is super easy to get into, even with the language barrier. The stories are simple and told in the ring, and most promos you can get the gist regardless.

I'll stick a PPV or two on once Raw's done. Shouldn't be too hard to get into considering I've only ever watched WWE (aside from TNA for a few weeks, a few years ago). Thanks.

 

[MetatronM]

Holy shit at this Rhodesdust theme remix.

 

[Penguin]

YAY!

They got a combo theme!

Was so sad Team Hell No never got a combo theme!

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Guys...is Cena dying?

HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS WRASSLEGAF.

We should give him all our power, so he can Spirit 5 Knuckle Shuffle the evil Alberto Del Rio, and win after going Super Cena 3.

 

[Plywood]

Terrible mix.

 

[strobogo]

My bike ride last night was so intense that I felt like my lungs were bleeding. Apparently that was a mild form of heart failure because I was pushing myself harder than my heart could pump blood. That made me feel like a (Mc)Ma(ho)n.

 

[Ozone]

Those themes don't mix AT ALL.

 

[Foffy]

Kurt is rolling in his TNA grave.

Holy shit what happened to him?

 

[Valentus]

why they keep naming them for separate?

They need a tag team name like "The Rhodes" or "Smoke and Gold"

 

[DominoKid]

i can't wait to see Cena overcome the odds again!

 

[Alex Anderson]

Terrible mix.

Yup. That echo shit was really grating

 

[gurudyne]

So, we come back from commercial to see:

1) a solid minute of the three chuckleheads playing with toys and forcing laughs throughout
2) a Cena-only video package covering his career/"I respect the audience and will always be myself"-juxtaposed-with-Ruthless-Aggression-Cena as a build to his return that seems longer than every other HiaC video package put together
3) an Alberto Del Recap of Smackdown
4) Goldust's into leading us into

commercial.

 

[Penguin]

why they keep naming them for separate?

They need a tag team name like "The Rhodes" or "Smoke and Gold"

I think they joked about BRhodes last week