smokeychan said:
YES!!!!
PLAYSTATION BEAT XBOX AGAIN!!!
EAT THAT SHIT, MICROSOFT! EAT THAT SHIT. THIS BACK TO BACK VICTORY WAS A LONG TIME COMING, AND YOU'LL BE EATING SHIT FOR A LONG TIME TO COME, SHIT EATERS.
I'M SO JAMMING TO
JORDIN SPARKS - ONE STEP AT A TIME RIGHT NOW..
Jordin Sparks? Fuck that. You're a console warrior, you need WAR MUSIC! Here, I wrote this one for you.
A Perfect Console - Counting Red Rings Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The NPD
Don't fret precious Sony's here.
Step away from the window.
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let Bill Gates come
Counting red rings like sheep
to the rhythm of the NPD
Pay no mind to the Wii sales!
Pay no mind to the Wii sales!
Head down, go to sleep
to the rhythm of the NPD
Pay no mind to what other fanboys say
They don't care about you, like I do
Safe from Live, and Waggle, and Halo
and other poison devils
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do
Just stay with me, safe and un-ignorant
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep
Lay your head down child
I won't let Bill Gates come
Count the Red Rings like sheep
to the rhythm of the NPD
Pay no mind to the Wii sales
Pay no mind to the Wii sales
I'll be the one to protect you from
other consoles and all their software
I'll be the one to protect you from
A Wii to play and the voice of casuals
I'll be the one to protect you from
Other consoles and your mini-games son
They're one in the same
I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself
Swayin' to the rhythm of the new Sony order and count Red Rings like sheep
to the rhythm of the NPD
The Nin-tards are comin'
The Nin-tards are comin'