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Official Madden 13 Xbox 360 Online Franchise Thread:Stat padding? Never heard of him.

bluemax

Banned
Fucking auto win Stealers defense. How come I can't get HFA at my own stadium?

I would like to thank Rashard Mendenhall for sacking Ben Roofiesburger for me, even if they still scored on the drive.
 

LukeSmith

Member
They are great. How old is she? My oldest is about 12 years old now but that doesn't stop him from running around the house. I'm glad my parents got another one. My ma had to retire/stop working due to an injury so she's been stuck in the house with not much to do. This will help with her bouts of depression.

Nice to see the madden league is full of dog owners. The superior pet.

Maple is a shade over 2.

Figures that Captain Blackface would have a racist dog name, too.
 

Ramirez

Member
Fucking auto win Stealers defense. How come I can't get HFA at my own stadium?

I would like to thank Rashard Mendenhall for sacking Ben Roofiesburger for me, even if they still scored on the drive.

Auto win D? You were moving it at will, lol.

You just went to the deep bomb to your OP draft WR too many times friend!
 

Smokey

Member
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My dog. German Shepard.

Been thinking about getting a Lab too. Puppy stage is the worst tho meh.
 

bluemax

Banned
Auto win D? You were moving it at will, lol.

You just went to the deep bomb to your OP draft WR too many times friend!

Ehhh, I threw 3 of them. 1 went for a TD, the first would've been a TD if I had put some air under it, and that last one I don't know how that wasn't a TD given my WR had position and height advantage, so yeah.

And yes, auto win D! My players drop easy picks, yours make BS picks, and that forced fumble! I made Roofiesburger fumble and it gets over turned without a review being shown to me!
 

Ramirez

Member
Ehhh, I threw 3 of them. 1 went for a TD, the first would've been a TD if I had put some air under it, and that last one I don't know how that wasn't a TD given my WR had position and height advantage, so yeah.

And yes, auto win D! My players drop easy picks, yours make BS picks, and that forced fumble! I made Roofiesburger fumble and it gets over turned without a review being shown to me!

No crying about my D, when you have Larry Fitz 2.0.
 

eznark

Banned
I used to have a little cavapoo but he was too nippy. Now he lives with my sister.

I shot and buried my in laws yellow lab last week though. So there is that. Terrible cancer, massive growth on his lung. All these other posers couldn't bring themselves to do it.

I have a shirt from a Fred Eaglesmith concert that just says "I Shot Your Dog." I'm going to wear it to their house for Christmas.
 

Smokey

Member
I used to have a little cavapoo but he was too nippy. Now he lives with my sister.

I shot and buried my in laws yellow lab last week though. So there is that. Terrible cancer, massive growth on his lung. All these other posers couldn't bring themselves to do it.

I have a shirt from a Fred Eaglesmith concert that just says "I Shot Your Dog." I'm going to wear it to their house for Christmas.

wut
 

eznark

Banned
I can feed my daughter for an extra day now!

He's had cancer for six months. Finally stopped eating and pretty much stopped moving. Had to be done. The vet was up North for the week so they asked if I'd do it.

I had a neighbor a few miles down ask me to shoot a horse! I couldn't do that though. That's not a one shot guaranty.
 

Trasher

Member
I can feed my daughter for an extra day now!


He's had cancer for six months. Finally stopped eating and pretty much stopped moving. Had to be done. The vet was up North for the week so they asked if I'd do it.

I had a neighbor a few miles down ask me to shoot a horse! I couldn't do that though. That's not a one shot guaranty.

Not sure if serious, or if just being trolled. Either way, your schtick is super close to your actual life I think.
 

eznark

Banned
I told that story before dude! i hit the fucking horse in my truck driving home at night!!

Nah I was sad. Glad that we could bury him on the property though an that he didn't have to wait it out for another week.

It was a job well done though. Clean entry and stuck it in the jaw bone so there was no exit. Definitely immediate.
 

Trasher

Member
Nah I was sad. Glad that we could bury him on the property though an that he didn't have to wait it out for another week.

It was a job well done though. Clean entry and stuck it in the jaw bone so there was no exit. Definitely immediate.

What did you use for the job?
 

McNei1y

Member
Sorry you had to go through that. I've seen one of those dogs with the giant tumor on their neck. The dog that I saw (this was about 14 years ago) had a benign tumor though but that thing was the size of a basketball.
 

Smokey

Member
I told that story before dude! i hit the fucking horse in my truck driving home at night!!

Nah I was sad. Glad that we could bury him on the property though an that he didn't have to wait it out for another week.

It was a job well done though. Clean entry and stuck it in the jaw bone so there was no exit. Definitely immediate.

lol you have to be trolling
 

eznark

Banned
Guaranty you its in the madden thread of NFL thread. It was pretty soon after i moved here from Boston. I about shit myself and I think i had to postpone a Madden game.

Ya it sucked man. I've put still kicking road kill out of its misery plenty of times but never a pet.

What did you use for the job?

.22 with high velocity rounds. Best thing to try and stop an exit wound I guess. According to people who have done it around here.
 

Ramirez

Member
My ex hit an owl about 5 months ago, called me and told me, and when she pulled into the drive way, the owl's head was stuck in the fog lamp, it's body just wavin' in the breeze, lol.
 

eznark

Banned
That's sad. :(

Did it get out of it's pasture or do people not have those that deep in the woods?

Horse was fine I swerved and it just took out my mirror. But when I went to the farm the next day the woman asked me to take it because they didn't want it and they knew we had stable room. When I said no she asked me to shoot it!

I ended up finding someone to take it from her but it was nuts. I was still new to being a hillbilly.
 

Splat

Member
Crow, after weekend is fine, but Tuesday is only doable if it's late. I'm around all night tonight if you get in the mood.
 

Trasher

Member
.22 with high velocity rounds. Best thing to try and stop an exit wound I guess. According to people who have done it around here.

Yeah that makes sense.

All hillbilly jokes aside, that must have sucked to do. I dunno if I could have done such a thing without balling my eyes out and going into a deep depression afterwards.
 

McNei1y

Member
The thought of failing a kill shot like that on a pet would be disturbing.


In other news, not sure I'm going anywhere tonight so if anyone wants to play some NHL or something at some point, let me know!
 

eznark

Banned
Even if you miss it's still two seconds of pain against a week of agony.

Just know that if you come here during the apocalypse the same happens to you if you don't pull weight!
 

Sokantish

Member
Even if you miss it's still two seconds of pain against a week of agony.

Just know that if you come here during the apocalypse the same happens to you if you don't pull weight!

Where can the laziest people go to survive? Electricity and internet REQUIRED!
 

Splat

Member
The thought of failing a kill shot like that on a pet would be disturbing.


In other news, not sure I'm going anywhere tonight so if anyone wants to play some NHL or something at some point, let me know!

I'll play some hockey after I grab a quick bite for dinner.
 
DCX you gonna be around the next couple of hours? Cab you go in about an hour and a half?

What's the point of a horse cop in downtown Chicago? Are these guys under the illusion they'd actually be able to gallop some1 down in a crowd of people and cars? They should be at the park if anywhere.
 

DCX

DCX
DCX you gonna be around the next couple of hours? Cab you go in about an hour and a half?

What's the point of a horse cop in downtown Chicago? Are these guys under the illusion they'd actually be able to gallop some1 down in a crowd of people and cars? They should be at the park if anywhere.
I'll be here man.

DCX
 
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