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[FrenchMovieTheme]

3rd time's a charm!

did you hear that DM!? ramirez said he will be playing me again in the playoffs, that means he guarantees a victory over you! then he sent me this picture, he said it was dedicated to you:

 

[Lonestar]

I think I should be given a free win. I'm the only person Bog showed up to play against! I call BOOURNS.

 

[Malleymal]

DM ... Tonight??

 

[Ramirez]

:lol @creampuffs

 

[DMczaf]

That's funny, I bought you a DVD today, FMT. I'm sure you'll love it

 

[hgplayer1]

I'm really hoping HGplayer and I can get our game in to finish this season.

If anyone sees him on AIM please let him know I want to play.

hey um i can play tonight i guess. add me to your friends list. i should be on Halo for a while.

 

[Wellington]

I am sick of garbage plays, sick of garbage players, sick of 20 minute pauses after 74 yard TD passes to cool down my momentum. I've had it with this game and I am out for season 4. Fuck you motherfuckers for Madden 2006. Fuck you cocksuckers for all these exploitable games. NEVER have I been more aggravated about a game than this one. Not the time DM beat me because of a fumble at the goal line, not the time Truelize out played me, not the other 50 times DM beat me, not the time I fumbled 3 times to FMT, not the time I got owned on a corner route by the HB in the superbowl, not the time Marvin Harrison had almost 300 yards on four catches, not the times no one decides to cover Randy Moss. This is beyond all those. Fuck this game, if I go to E3 I am going to give Tiburon a GIANT piece of my mind.

I don't remember on what play, but I punched my gaming TV/monitor and cracked the glass. That pretty much sums it up.

Edit: Upon further inspection i also cracked the wall behind my tv when i drove the thing into it.

 

[Lonestar]

I'm sorry Wellie, I can't help it my Dad called me FROM THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. What am I going to say? We should have just quit the game and played outside the league. In fact, fuck it, FMT, give the win to Wellie.

What exploitable plays? A 1 slot WR corner route??? Those aren't banned, by YOUR rules! I ran that ONCE!

 

[Wellington]

Don't think this is an attack on you, 'cause it isn't. I am just sick of this game and the garbage that comes with it. Yes the 1 slot corner is technically legal, but it's pretty clear that it's an unfair play. I really don't have to argue it.

I specifically asked if you could play tonight because I knew you wanted to spend time with your father on Saturday, which was our previous arrangement. The time off from the pause took me completely out of the game after scoring a long TD. I sat down, ate, chatted a bit with some friends, read a book, watched some porn, shaved, took a shower, ate again, took a shit, and then sat down to play again. 3rd and 22 for you, long pause, and you convert it and get 59 yards because I completely forgot the situation and what I had called.

This is just the culmination of random games being BS, the clearly ridiculous plays, players/team ratings, and other bullcrap. I'm sick of the aggravation this game has caused, and I feel I should stop before I get an ulcer. Hell, you've all seen it. Didn't get mad when I lost at Fight Night, I don't get mad when I lose at MLB, was frustrated almost the same way with NBA.

I'll finish out the season (eliminating myself next game) but that's it for me and madden 2005.

 

[Lonestar]

Well, to be clear, during this 22 MINUTE LONG wait, while you're doing all those things, it's not like I'm sitting there, PLANNING the one move to DESTROY YOU. I'm listening about how he's joking around with the nurses, what chemicals they're putting in him, how he's hoping they can get checked out tomorrow afternoon and come home for a few days.

When the game started back, I went with whatever play I had called when I got interrupted. The result could have been just as likely as before as it was then. Nevermind I shanked the point after making it 6-7 AND shanking the Kickoff, giving you the ball at midfield. I won because I was able to run the ball, get first downs and you turned the ball over 4 times.

I'm sorry for your TV and Wall. How, in only the 2nd win I've ever had against you, did I make you so PO to do such a thing :/

BTW: That was my longest post at GAF. It was uncomfortable, being the 2 word-reply guy.

 

[Wellington]

Well, to be clear, during this 22 MINUTE LONG wait, while you're doing all those things, it's not like I'm sitting there, PLANNING the one move to DESTROY YOU. I'm listening about how he's joking around with the nurses, what chemicals they're putting in him, how he's hoping they can get checked out tomorrow afternoon and come home for a few days.

When the game started back, I went with whatever play I had called when I got interrupted. The result could have been just as likely as before as it was then. Nevermind I shanked the point after making it 6-7 AND shanking the Kickoff, giving you the ball at midfield. I won because I was able to run the ball, get first downs and you turned the ball over 4 times.

I'm sorry for your TV and Wall. How, in only the 2nd win I've ever had against you, did I make you so PO to do such a thing :/

BTW: That was my longest post at GAF. It was uncomfortable, being the 2 word-reply guy.

Read post #1159.

 

[Shadax]

Bob whenever you're ready to lose let me know.

 

[Slo]

Good game dskillz.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Good game dskillz.

Yeah, it was a good game, but my brain dead coaching at the end was pretty dumb. Actually, my run defense played for about a quarter and a half, but I that was after giving up about 1000 yards rushing in the game. Not sure wtf was going on there, but thank goodness my 1.5 player WR corp picked up the slack.

 

[Shadax]

Bob? Hellooo? You want to play our game before the deadline?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

the dream is dead ladies, i lost to malleymal in the divisional playoff 53-47. here are some interesting notes:

* Dante hall is a BITCH! 2 TD's including one in TRIPLE coverage at the end of the first half and of course a kick return TD
* i couldn't take priest holmes down. anytime i had a beat on him he broke the tackle or escaped
* i scored a td that was CLEARLY out of bounds. always right online eh EA!
* I was down 53-26 at the end of 3 quarters. heart of a champion ladies!
* the game wouldn't let me onside kick w/ 3:20 left
* i had the ball inside malleys 40 with 1:10 left, and i must have gotten hit when i threw a deep ball cause it was a lame duck that got picked
* malley fumbled about 20 yards behind him on a failed pitch attempt that i scored on
* at one point i had a 10-0 lead


gg malley. even though there were plays that made you say WTF!? on both sides it all came out even in the end and the better man won. good bye niners, you have shamed me for the last time in season play!

 

[Ramirez]

DM when do you want to play?

 

[Malleymal]

Yea GG FMT...

all of your notes were on point.. I thought i was sitting pretty with the game in the 4th and then there was LLOYD.... that one td he caught with no feet in bounds was cool... but how the hell was he wide open on that one td... i mean WIDE as hell open.. that Dante catch was crazy... I swore that one of those three guys would jump high enough to tip it... after that first run wth barlow for 80 damn yards and then your INT, i was about ready to call it a game... and that last drive had me nervous.. I was comfy up by like 20 something, but i still knew it would come down to the last couple possessions...

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

as predicted EA fucked up the seedings and # of playoff teams, so all games must be played outside of the league in exhibition. the matchups are as follows:

bills @ vikings
jaguars @ seahawks

chiefs @ 49ers (completed)
bengals @ bucs

 

[Gunstar77]

Lonestar, I am ready now if you want to go? FMT says you are at home, so you have to challenge me. 6 min. Unrank game, All-Pro setting.

 

[Lonestar]

GD Hasselback, if you don't go down early in the game, it doesn't put in Dilfer, who doesn't throw 2 INT's for TD's. I lose by 4. FUCK.

 

[Gunstar77]

Great game Lonestar, that was a battle. Keys to the game was M.Hasselbeck was knocked out of the game in the 2nd Qtr. D. Grant had 2 INT for TDs. There was alot of fumbles as well, plus Lonestar missed an extra point which could have changed the game.

Jags 27 Seahawks 23

 

[Lonestar]

you could throw in the 3-4 times Alexander got past the jaquar box, and had only a safety or CB left...and they made the tackle no matter what I tried (Juke, bowl over, whatever!)

 

[Gunstar77]

you could throw in the 3-4 times Alexander got past the jaquar box, and had only a safety or CB left...and they made the tackle no matter what I tried (Juke, bowl over, whatever!)

True but in the 1st qtr. your air-attack caught me off guard so I wanted good pass D.

 

[Lonestar]

meant on the running plays that I SOMEHOW got past your inside defenders. True though, I do like to hit the RB's out of the flats, especially on zones, if I can time them right, it's clear sometimes over the outside CB

 

[Wellington]

Slo I will lose to you tomorrow at 11, I believe that is your standard play time.

Let's run a lot 'cause I gotta go to bed early.

 

[Malleymal]

DM, let me know when ever you want to go..

 

[Slo]

Slo I will lose to you tomorrow at 11, I believe that is your standard play time.

Let's run a lot 'cause I gotta go to bed early.

I thought you broke your TV? :lol

I can probably play a couple minutes earlier than that if you need me to. Are you seriously going to lose the game on purpose? If so, you're going to have a run for your money. I want out of this league as much as anybody.

 

[Fifty]

Slo I will lose to you tomorrow at 11, I believe that is your standard play time.

CK, man, you're depressing me. You've lost the fighting spirit! Do I need to fly down to NYC and re-enact some Rocky 4 training montages? Is that what it'll take? A montage?

Do it for Ray, do it for Melissa

 

[Ramirez]

We must unite CK!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

yes, you must unite! you must unite and stick together! your leader? you know who it is

use his guidance and vast, vast wisdom to steer your course. only his determination and spirit can guide you to the promise land!

 

[Wellington]

I thought you broke your TV? :lol

I can probably play a couple minutes earlier than that if you need me to. Are you seriously going to lose the game on purpose? If so, you're going to have a run for your money. I want out of this league as much as anybody.

My gaming TV. I will use my actual TV to play.

I won't lose on purpose, but I won't try too hard. If you can play earlier than 11 it'd be much appreciated.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

the way slo has been handling GA's best would make me guess that it wouldn't matter if you tried hard or not. my only regret in losing to malley is that i wont get a chance to end Slo's reign of terror.

next year slo, next year i will eat you alive in ga madden leagues!

 

[Wellington]

the way slo has been handling GA's best would make me guess that it wouldn't matter if you tried hard or not. my only regret in losing to malley is that i wont get a chance to end Slo's reign of terror.

next year slo, next year i will eat you alive in ga madden leagues!

Well damn dude, thanks for the vote of confidence!

 

[Malleymal]

Ok DM lets go

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Well damn dude, thanks for the vote of confidence!

bulletin board material, shhh

 

[Lonestar]

if only Weak Jawed Hasselback hadn't gone down, I think I could have taken Slo's Iron Curtain to the local Cleaners!

Jobber, CUE THE HASSELBACK AVATAR!

 

[Malleymal]

GG DM, that was a BATTLE..... with it coming down to a Defensive TD by one of my guys,... good game man... Dick is ready to head back to the superbowl....!

 

[Slo]

Seriously what the fuck was that? I bothc a fucking chipshot field goal to win it and then the kickoff in OT is out of bounds by a mile. CK actually asked me if I threw the game. >:|

WHAT A FUCKING CHOKEJOB.

 

[Malleymal]

Sorry, you'll get no rematch, not even in the SuperBowl. I plan on backing my way into the playoffs and making an early round exit. We are, after all, playing a sim league.

Damn you are good man.....

 

[Slo]

Seriously, the field goal was like 30 yards, and it barely made it into the endzone.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i once missed a 30 yard FG because even though the power was at about 85, the accuracy was at 20. the "accuracy" also relates to power, because so far as i can tell when a kick isn't accurate it isn't powerful either

 

[Truelize]

I just want to state that I am not good at this game at all and I'm just joking here, I do not mean to make anyone mad at all.

But Lonestar you have got to be one of the worst video game football kickers ever. :lol. I know it sucks that you lost but you gotta laugh just cause of the kicking exhibition you did in our one game this season. If you remember I walked away from my xbox because you had the winning field goal near the 20 yard line. And when I get back from my bathroom break...... I have the ball. You can't kick worth crap. :lol


Once again. :lol I'm so sorry man.

 

[Slo]

Well guys, it was a fun season, most of the time. I'm kinda glad to be done, but it is sooooooooo embarrassing to go out the way I did. I'll be back for Madden 2006, but 2005 has been retired.

I made a good run, and had a major turn around from my season 1 record (2-11-3 with the Colts). Yeah, I was using a cheeseball team, and most of you guys hated playing me for one reason or another, but I had some fun. I consider it a victory to even be competent enough with Madden to be able to take full advantage of an "overpowered" team. Lord knows I wasn't in season 1. Next season I'll take the training wheels off and maybe get some respect from the Madden Elite?™.

 

[Lonestar]

"You can't kick worth crap. "

Heh, me 3, you 0. I might be horrible at kicking, but I'm competent at the other area's of the game.

Rimshot! :lol :lol

 

[Malleymal]

When is the Conference 1 Name Championship

 

[dskillzhtown]

the way slo has been handling GA's best would make me guess that it wouldn't matter if you tried hard or not. my only regret in losing to malley is that i wont get a chance to end Slo's reign of terror.

next year slo, next year i will eat you alive in ga madden leagues!

Wait, I beat Slo in the last week of the season. I am thinking I ended Slo's reign of terror.

 

[Slo]

My guys had nothing to play for. They didn't want to get hurt before the playoffs.

 

[Truelize]

"You can't kick worth crap. "

Heh, me 3, you 0. I might be horrible at kicking, but I'm competent at the other area's of the game.

Rimshot! :lol :lol

Oh I hear ya. I got no skills. But sure can kick better than you. Seeing as I rarely got first downs this season I got lots of practice at it.

 

[Wellington]

I have positioned myself to be the Bills of GAF.

Er... that's a bad thing.