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[The Frankman]

[solrac campbell]frankman has made some elaborate postings this year no doubt, but i believe that solrac's veteran presence and post-season expirience will get him through. now one worry is that he may start having a social life again and that can cut down on his posts if he doesn tmanage that carefully.

frankman also has the advantage of posting before and after games.

Harold Frankman Reynolds- "That may be true but it wasn't until May until Frankman became a serious MLB poster here, the majority of his time spent on his site, posting on other boards, and college. He's also proven that he's battle-scarred, and isn't afraid to own up when wrong. He's endured heat from almost all of the MLBGaf veterans for his posting views (even fellow Met Fans!), and still come out tough as nailz. He's even gone so far as to annoint himself the unOfficial leader of the Mets clique! I believe his grace under fire and attitude will be enough to get him through the rough patches of no home Internet and college work. As long as he picks his spots with Japanese anime, doesn't give a mod an excuse to ban him (he's made a lot of enemies), and doesn't run out of material he'll overcome the odds"

"Good job, HFR"
HFR- "I loved Perfect Blue!"

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

who do we play tonight anyway?

 

[The Frankman]

Yanks-Angels, Saunders (3-0, 1.29) vs. Lidle (9-7, 4.59 overall)

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

yech, forgot about lidle... oh well.

 

[captmcblack]

Don't worry about Lidle; Mister Good Humor will deliver God's favorite baseball team a victory, and Abreu and THE KID will deliver the offense in bunches required to bedevil the Angels.

And now, a relic from last year's wonderful thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1281272&postcount=1392

Bases loaded, now it's time to start. Dot my i's like that cuz I got so much heart.

Yankee fans, Red Sox fans, girl fans around the MLB, all agree, that I'm the Casanova M-V-P. Take a quick break from the philandering to murder a few pitchers like I was on a killin' spree.

Bitches try to tag me out, they get shown, why I sit so high on my throne. Hold that glove out and you'll get slapped, like we're shootin' dice and you just crapped.

Haters like to draw me carryin' a purse, but they won't be laughing when I come through in the clutch to start a brand new curse.

Making the girls cry like a card from Hallmark, they call me the Don Juan of the ballpark.

Can't throw me out, 'cuz I got the spin, don't have to shout, 'cuz I'm here to win.

BITCHES BETTER RECOGNIZE

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

word up, son.

 

[Fifty]

:lol I was looking for that a few days ago.... Good job.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

these are some of the top posters last year. mind you, we also had the biggest response thread OVERALL in 2005 and 2006 we will shatter our record.


Eminem 706
Mrbob 461
Miguel 332
Cubsfan23 318
Matrix 302
Joe 299
Fifty 298
Desperado 258
captmcblack 218
Ninja Scooter 204
calder 162
Kuroyume 154
speshylives 146
Dr. Strangelove 129
rc213 128
evil solrac v3.0 123


wow... what seasons...

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

We're having career years solrac!

 

[captmcblack]

We're having career years solrac!

You're only in it for the fat contract in free agency.

You're the Adrian Beltre of this thread!

 

[Y2Kev]

I had less than 100!

Trade for me in your GAF posting fantasy leagues!

 

[Miguel]

It's the GAF steroid era

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

You're only in it for the fat contract in free agency.

You're the Adrian Beltre of this thread!

:lol LIES

You're in decline, captain. Look how far your numbers have dropped off! Don't try to pick things up now-- it's too late.

 

[PantherLotus]

I came into a thread I avoid like the plague for one reason: I would like to remind everyone that the BoSox got swept by the freaking Royals.

THE FREAKING ROYALS.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

has the good capatain taken HGH? have i? the answer is of course, "no comment on ongoing GAFBALL investigations"

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

We're having career years solrac!

i'm sure to command a hefty off season package of respect from the sports gaffers. "that guy had an awesome year last year, you put him in a place with a laptop and good wireless and he could have 700 posts, easy" thank god my agent is scott boras too.

 

[The Frankman]

Eminem 706
Mrbob 461
Miguel 332
Cubsfan23 318
Matrix 302
Joe 299
Fifty 298
Desperado 258
captmcblack 218
Ninja Scooter 204
calder 162
Kuroyume 154
speshylives 146
Dr. Strangelove 129
rc213 128
evil solrac v3.0 123

My God, where are the Mets fans? Now I see my presence here was desperately needed. Mets' clique, SOUND OFF!!!

Edit- Official List of Mets fans:
Mifune, HO!!!
Qwerty710710, HO!!!
Kuroyume, HO!!!
Angelus, HO!!!
Link, HO!!!
PuertoRicanJuice, HO!!!
LJ111, HO!!!

and I am The Frankman, HO!!!

 

[captmcblack]

I never posted for power!

I post for on-thread percentage!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

I never posted for power!

I post for on-thread percentage!

you only had near-game time power. never post game. i've always posted post-game. i;ve just learned to piss off some mets fans and get more involved in the machinations [GAFBALL SPEAK]

 

[Qwerty710710]

My God, where are the Mets fans? Now I see my presence here was desperately needed. Mets' clique, SOUND OFF!!!

Well I just started here in June, so Mets fans could have there say.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Well I just started here in June, so Mets fans could have there say.

and they (unfortunatley) havent stopped. :lol :lol :lol i kid, i kid. i kid becuase i love, and i wouldnt love unless i kidded... or something.

 

[captmcblack]

This thread needs more CUBS FANS.

Everybody loves CUBS FANS.

 

[The Frankman]

No, it needs more Philles, Marlins, and

Spoiler

Japanese anime

fans.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

This thread needs more CUBS FANS.

Everybody loves CUBS FANS.

cubs fans (and cubsfan) have vanished, as has eminem as well. it's very weird he hasnt posted in a while. i mean, the sox took two of three from us.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

No, it needs more Philles, Marlins, and

Spoiler

Japanese anime

fans.

B-A-N- H-IM what's that spell? ban him!!! that's right kiddies, if he doesn't keep it in his trousers, it's the ban stick for you sir!!!

 

[captmcblack]

Eminem is likely just drunk somewhere. I wouldn't worry about him.

The CUBS FANS though...them not being here is cartainly mysterious.
They've got Glendon Rusch!

 

[Kuroyume]

My God, where are the Mets fans? Now I see my presence here was desperately needed. Mets' clique, SOUND OFF!!!

Edit- Official List of Mets fans:
Qwerty710710, HO!!!

I was banned for a month. I was deprived of the ****ing All-Star game posting. You don't know how much I wanted to tell Y2K and solrac to shut the **** up that night... :lol

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Eminem is likely just drunk somewhere. I wouldn't worry about him.

The CUBS FANS though...them not being here is cartainly mysterious.
They've got Glendon Rusch!

yah, cubsfan and mr. bob love to yak. maybe they got tired of losing so many bets...

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

I was banned for a month. I was deprived of the ****ing All-Star game posting. You don't know how much I wanted to tell Y2K and solrac to shut the **** up that night... :lol

yeah, well.. you would have been talking alone seeing as i didn't really post at the all-star game.

AND GET UP THERE BABY, COME ON... GOGOGOGOGO... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! THERE IT IS, POST NUMBER 500 FOR EVIL SOLRAC. HE TOOK A POST AND QUOTED TO LEFT FIELD FOR HIS 500TH POST. WAY TO GO, EVIL!!!!

 

[captmcblack]

yeah, well.. you would have been talking alone seeing as i didn't really post at the all-star game.

AND GET UP THERE BABY, COME ON... GOGOGOGOGO... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! THERE IT IS, POST NUMBER 500 FOR EVIL SOLRAC. HE TOOK A POST AND QUOTED TO LEFT FIELD FOR HIS 500TH POST. WAY TO GO, EVIL!!!!

*pounds*

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Congratulations to solrac on his 500th post!

This has been an amazing week for GAFBall. Miguel's 500th and Strangelove's 1,000th happened on the same night, Strangelove took the regular season lead a day later, and now solrac has his 500th!

 

[jman2050]

Hey, how about my season >_> <_<

 

[R_GILL]

Where the hell did Eminem go, you think with the ChiSox taking 2 of 3 from the Yankees he would have been celebrating.

 

[The Frankman]

Congratulations to solrac on his 500th post!

This has been an amazing week for GAFBall. Miguel's 500th and Strangelove's 1,000th happened on the same night, Strangelove took the regular season lead a day later, and now solrac has his 500th!

"GAFBall tonight has a shocking revelation. Noted Yankee poster and forum malcontent Evil Solrac v3.0 is on the verge of being brought up of charges of excessive spamming and post inflation, possibly as early as Monday. Harold Frankman Reynolds will have more on the story tonight at 11, as this comes on the heels of his 500th post. Stay 'tooned."

 

[captmcblack]

Dr. Strangelove*.

 

[Lathentar]

I need to start posting a lot more in here!

Anyways, Astros going for 4 in a row today! Let's go! Hopefully the Padres are desperate for a win after the Mets ripped out their souls.

 

[Kuroyume]

yeah, well.. you would have been talking alone seeing as i didn't really post at the all-star game.

AND GET UP THERE BABY, COME ON... GOGOGOGOGO... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! THERE IT IS, POST NUMBER 500 FOR EVIL SOLRAC. HE TOOK A POST AND QUOTED TO LEFT FIELD FOR HIS 500TH POST. WAY TO GO, EVIL!!!!

Except you did but whatever...

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Dr. Strangelove*.

I did not take any post-enhancing drugs to achieve my numbers.

 

[R_GILL]

Will the Blue Jays finally be able to hit a rookie pitcher, or will Garza be the next in a long line of rookie pitchers to own the Jays. We will soon find out.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Will the Blue Jays finally be able to hit a rookie pitcher, or will Garza be the next in a long line of rookie pitchers to own the Jays. We will soon find out.

Well if he owns you, I wouldn't feel too bad. The kid is supposed to be a stud.

 

[R_GILL]

I did not take any post-enhancing drugs to achieve my numbers.

Lies

 

[Dez]

Will the Blue Jays finally be able to hit a rookie pitcher, or will Garza be the next in a long line of rookie pitchers to own the Jays. We will soon find out.

Garza was picked after Ricky Romero in the 2005 draft. Who woulda thought that he'd get to the majors so quickly, and perform better than Romero. The Jays haven't had any luck with their pitching draft picks since the days of Halladay and Carpenter. McGowan,Rosario, Purcey,Romero.. well i still think we should stick with them, even though McGowan/Rosario are out of options. Just keep them in the pen next year.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Lies

No! I did it on hot dogs and beer!

Minus the hot dogs.

 

[R_GILL]

Well if he owns you, I wouldn't feel too bad. The kid is supposed to be a stud.

Yeah I know

Year  	Team  	Lg.  	Ag  	Org  	Lvl  	W  	L  	ERA  	G  	GS  	CG  	SHO  	SV  	IP  	H  	R  	ER  	HR  	BB  	SO  	WP  	BK  	WHIP  	Updated
2006 	Fort Myers 	FSL 	22 	Min 	A+ 	5 	1 	1.42 	8 	8 			0 	44.1 	27 	13 	7 	3 	11 	53 	0 	0 	0.86 	8/8/2006
2006 	New Britain 	East 	22 	Min 	AA 	6 	2 	2.51 	10 	10 			0 	57.1 	40 	22 	16 	2 	14 	68 	3 	0 	0.94 	8/8/2006
2006 	Rochester 	IL 	22 	Min 	AAA 	3 	1 	1.85 	5 	5 			0 	34.0 	20 	7 	7 	1 	7 	33 	0 	0 	0.79 	8/8/2006

Uh oh.

 

[Miguel]

I'm going to motion that this thread continue until the MLB playoffs are over. 20,000 HERE WE ****ING COME

 

[Miguel]

GOD DAMMIT IS KORNHEISER EVER ****ING ON PTI ANYMORE?!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

GOD DAMMIT IS KORNHEISER EVER ****ING ON PTI ANYMORE?!

He was on there yesterday.

 

[Mifune]

My God, where are the Mets fans? Now I see my presence here was desperately needed. Mets' clique, SOUND OFF!!!

Edit- Official List of Mets fans:
Qwerty710710, HO!!!
Kuroyume, HO!!!

I think I was the only Mets fan on here last season. And I believe I was the only one laughing heartily at Triumph's pre-2006 predictions.

So don't leave me out!

 

[captmcblack]

I think I was the only Mets fan on here last season. And I believe I was the only one laughing heartily at Triumph's pre-2006 predictions.

So don't leave me out!

Mets fans included you, Angelus, PuertoRicanJuice and brooklyngooner, too.

But no one really posted, since you guys sucked and it was funny. :lol

 

[Wellington]

I'm going to motion that this thread continue until the MLB playoffs are over. 20,000 HERE WE ****ING COME

Tell ****ing Matlock and DM not to make new ****ing topics because they want their names attached to a thread with a large number of replies and you have yourself a deal.

I am hoping the Yankees get their heads out of their asses tonight, the BoSawx are playing the incredible Orioles.

Hell do we even have any freakin Oriole fans on this board?