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****ing moustache

 

[Y2Kev]

Hinske owns wang. hehehehe.

Johnny damon is a beast. Seriously...19 hrs? He's gonna set a new record.

his swing + jason johnson = johnson am cry

 

[Tamanon]

Diabolical

 

[captmcblack]

And now we crack Johnson like an egg.

A POSITIVELY DAMONIC SHOT

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Ah, now there's the real Jason Johnson.

And that's why you needed to cash in a few of those six runners you left on.

 

[captmcblack]

EXECUTE TACTICS OMEGA

JASON JOHNSON ELIMINATED

PROCEED TO PHASE TWO

 

[Y2Kev]

EXECUTE TACTICS OMEGA

JASON JOHNSON ELIMINATED

PROCEED TO PHASE TWO

:lol :lol

NEW YORK YANKEES v. 27 - BETA

...loading...loading...loading...

ACCESSING NETWORK. PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD:
username: suzynw
password: ****ing stupid bitch

ERROR, ACCESS DENIED. ACCESS DENIED. RED SOX FAN DETECTED. SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN.

...omg i feel like frankman. shower time!

 

[captmcblack]

GIAMBEAST: MISSION COMPLETE

SNYDER WOUNDED

FUNCTION CHANGE: DEPLOYING KID WONDERFUL

 

[Tamanon]

Are you guys Mets fans?

 

[captmcblack]

INNING COMPLETE
DAMAGE ASSESSMENT: 4-1 JESUS

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I say Francona should just leave this game to Snyder/Tavarez. Save the guys that don't suck for the game pitched by Fat Sidney this evening.

Of course, this is all subject to change, should our inept offense be able to actually plate a few runs.

This ump has a seriously ****ed up strike zone.

 

[captmcblack]

Groundballs begin!

Wang <3

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

MANUEL ARISTIDES RAMIREZ

**** YOU WANG

 

[Kuroyume]

There goes Manny

 

[captmcblack]

I should've assassinated him myself when I visited family in Haiti and he was in the DR.

Asspipe >:-(

 

[Miguel]

I've been meaning to ask, what's with the Giambstache?

and OMG AROD MAKES A PLAY!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I've been meaning to ask, what's with the Giambstache?

He's trying to look like an even bigger scumbag than he already does.

Wily Mo would've played that Passedballa fly into a home run. :lol

 

[Y2Kev]

He's trying to look like an even bigger scumbag than he already does.

Wily Mo would've played that Passedballa fly into a home run. :lol

Now Passedballa has to be the worst one you've come up with.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Now Passedballa has to be the worst one you've come up with.

I didn't come up with it. Lots of Sox fans call him that. There's also Dumbo and Pissada.

And besides, it can't be any worse than the computer program schtick you and the cap'n have going.

 

[captmcblack]

Yes, Passedballa is worse than the computer program schtick.

It's even worse than Chris Berman's work.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yes, Passedballa is worse than the computer program schtick.

It's even worse than Chris Berman's work.

Passedballa is actually relevant though. He has a ton of passed balls in his career.

And LOL, Hinske OWNS Wang.

 

[R_GILL]

My God, Jesus Hinske. Where was this last year.

 

[Y2Kev]

Another ****ing double?

What the hell? Get Wang out of there before some other moron that owns Wang hits a double by getting the ball in the ****ing camera slot or something.

 

[R_GILL]

Looks like Proctor is coming in soon for some work.

 

[Y2Kev]

SCOTT PROCTOR SIGHTING

God Javy Lopez is such ass.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Harvey Lopez is worthless.

 

[captmcblack]

Torre, you fool! :-\

 

[Y2Kev]

DAMON!

phew

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Coco is totally getting shown up by the former Sox center fielder.

 

[captmcblack]

Coco Crisp fscking sucks.

Someday, Theo might conclude that too.

 

[R_GILL]

Oh God, I just noticed Scott Downs is pitching today. I am scared that we are going to get our asses kicked by the shitty ass Orioles. Plus Benson owns us for some reason.

Damn a Mike Lowell error, that is pretty rare.

 

[captmcblack]

GIAMBEAST STRIKES
HULL BREACH; INITIATE KID WONDERFUL

 

[R_GILL]

My God Manny, atleast look like your trying. LOL.

 

[Y2Kev]

GIAMBEAST STRIKES
HULL BREACH; INITIATE KID WONDERFUL

wow, no system access failure.

Kid Wonderful comes through!

 

[captmcblack]

KID WONDERFUL STRIKES FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

You retard, Francona! Don't bring in Delcarmen. This is a Tavarez game! UGH.

Enough of this. I have shit to do.

 

[R_GILL]

Looks like the Red Sox have given up.

 

[R_GILL]

Oh my Manny flashing the leather.

 

[Y2Kev]

Manny is such an enigma.

 

[captmcblack]

AND HERE'S TO YOU, MISTER ROBINSON; JESUS LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU CANO

AND HERE'S TO YOU, MISTER ROBINSON; JESUS LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU CANO

.

 

[Tamanon]

*sigh*. Use no more bullpen in this game please. It's basically over.

 

[Y2Kev]

Torre has wang in, which I thought was smart, but he gave up ANOTHER DOUBLE!!!

 

[Fifty]

Is today a holliday in the US or are you guys just posting from work? Or staying home from work..Either one!

 

[Y2Kev]

Is today a holliday in the US or are you guys just posting from work? Or staying home from work..Either one!

It's Y-RS holiday. DUHs.

Yay Scott Proctor is on!

 

[captmcblack]

Proctor used GODBEAM!
It's super-effective!
Manram fainted!

Proctor used GODBEAM!
Youkilis is confused!
Youkilis foul-popped himself out in his confusion!
Youkilis fainted!

 

[Miguel]

Is today a holliday in the US or are you guys just posting from work? Or staying home from work..Either one!

I'm off work today.

 

[Y2Kev]

Proctor used GODBEAM!
It's super-effective!
Manram fainted!

Proctor used GODBEAM!
Youkilis is confused!
Youkilis foul-popped himself out in his confusion!
Youkilis fainted!

:lol

Abreu must have cast ultima or something because he's 4-4....he's the A-Rod we've always wanted against Boston!

 

[Miguel]

:lol

<ARod> Uh...what happ...oh sh....*finally runs to 1st*

*OUT*

 

[captmcblack]

We'll destroy the -EZ brothers soon enough.
If Seanez doesn't taste Yankee ownage, Tavarez will.

 

[Y2Kev]

Torre's determined to murder Scott Proctor.

Whoa, there, YES...shitty camera work.