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[Eminem]

Wooo go Yankees. Kill those Tigers.
And 3-0 Sox after an Ozuna double


Milledge up with 2 on...and he lines out

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

God, I fucking hate the Blue Jays.

And while we're at it, I fucking hate the Yankees. The Tigers = frauds. Best team in baseball my ass.

 

[R_GILL]

Wells owns Beckett, that is all.

4 - 1.

And the Tigers suck, losing 5 - 0 to the damn Yankees. Come on Detroit, KC was atleast able to get 1 from them.

 

[Eminem]

Buehrle what the christ is wrong with you?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Wells owns Beckett, that is all.

4 - 1.

Why does Vernon Wells hate us so much?

Does he play like this against the rest of the AL East?

EDIT: Detroit scores their first run in over 20 innings. Pudge homered off of Beaker. About goddamn time.

Holy shit, 7 of Wells' 14 homers have come against the Red Sox. Fuck. Somebody in scouting has not been doing their homework.

 

[Eminem]

Chacin has his own cologne. And no, this is not a joke.

 

[R_GILL]

Chacin has his own cologne. And no, this is not a joke.

Smells like Victory..........Chaccccccciiiinnnnnnn.

Actually originally it was a joke.

Anyways Glaus with another solo homerun, 6 - 2 Jays.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Josh Beckett is pitching more like Josh Towers.

 

[R_GILL]

Josh Beckett is pitching more like Josh Towers.

Now, now don't be so harsh, no one is as bad as Towers this year.

 

[Eminem]

Brian Anderson is a miserable human being. And he also sucks at baseball

 

[R_GILL]

My God, this scrub bullpen of ours is pissing me off. Throw some strikes Walker.

 

[Y2Kev]

Josh Beckett is pitching more like Josh Towers.

"Josh Beckett exited in the fifth after allowing 10 hits, four of them homers."


:lol :lol

 

[R_GILL]

Walker you fucking scrub. Oh noes, Downs syndrome vs. Big Papi with the bases full. Heart attack coming up.

If Ortiz gets a hit off Downs I am going to go cry in some God forsaken corner.

 

[Eminem]

Matt Thornton is the ace of our bullpen, outside of Jenks. Don Cooper, once again you have turned shit into gold.

 

[Dez]

Who's going to pitch for Boston tomorrow? Is it still David Wells?

 

[R_GILL]

Who's going to pitch for Boston tomorrow? Is it still David Wells?

Nope. One of their minor league pitchers David Pauley. I was hoping for Lenny Dinardo.

This damn bullpen of ours is in a slump, 2 run lead now, can they last 2 more innings for BJ Ryan.

 

[R_GILL]

MY GOD JUST THROW STRIKES, ITS MOTHER FUCKING ALEX GONZALEZ NOT DAVID ORTIZ.

YESSSSSS, that is the way to do it Frasor.

 

[Eminem]

Gah. How fucking disappointing.

 

[R_GILL]

These umpires suck.

 

[Y2Kev]

Farnsworth is a mystery.

 

[Eminem]

Farnsworth is a mystery.

Kyle Farnsworth

Professor Farnsworth, you fucking failure.

FUCK YOU

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

FUCK YOU FARNSWORTH YOU FUCKING FUCKER OF GOATS!!!!

 

[Y2Kev]

FUCK YOU FARNSWORTH YOU FUCKING FUCKER OF GOATS!!!!

Goats are too good for him.

He fucks rats.

 

[Eminem]

He fucks rats.

And kicks cooling fans.

 

[R_GILL]

Can Speier fuck up two days in role, stay tuned to find out.

Speier gets the job done, now its time for Ryan to finish it.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

It just wouldn't be Red Sox baseball without all of the squanders and LOB. Time for us to take it in the ass from Ryan again.

 

[Wellington]

I would not have pinch run here as the Yanks. You need Posada if you bring in Mo.

I can't believe I am just now noticing how much sexier Tiki is in a suit than David Ortiz.

 

[Meier]

Nomah helps break it open and all the sudden it's 8-3. Woo!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

IT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN DIDNT IT!?!??!?! GOD DAMN......

 

[rc213]

Nomah helps break it open and all the sudden it's 8-3. Woo!

You watching it on TV? If you are tell me what happend in the 8th, everywhere I check it's all out of whack. :lol

 

[Eminem]

Goddamnit I root for the Yankees and they pull gutwrenching shit like this. BOOO


Nice fucking call by that ump, though. I woulda swore he was safe.

 

[Meier]

You watching it on TV? If you are tell me what happend in the 8th, everywhere I check it's all out of whack. :lol

Nope, it's rare I can watch them on TV. I've been trying to figure out what the hell happened too.. Yahoo says Francoeur got the RBI hit -- wtf! :lol

 

[R_GILL]

WELLS OWNS THE RED SOX.

3 homers.

 

[Eminem]

Vernon Wells, holy balls.

 

[Y2Kev]

Todd Jones is a piece of shit bigot and I would love nothing more than to have Andy Phillips hit a sixteen run home run grand bologna bomb off his ignorant ass.



Well, Giambi works.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

WELLS OWNS THE RED SOX.

3 homers.

This is ridiculous. Somebody in the Red Sox organization must hate Canada, because it's obvious we never send scouts.

We need to throw at Vernon Wells and let him know we're mad as hell!! /yankswriter

 

[ocelittle]

8 of his 14 homers are against us. EIGHT!!!

 

[rc213]

Nope, it's rare I can watch them on TV. I've been trying to figure out what the hell happened too.. Yahoo says Francoeur got the RBI hit -- wtf! :lol

I had Baez loading the bases with no outs. :lol I was about to come on here and rip him a new one when I noticed that we were up 5-3. :lol

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I feel like shit. What this team has done against Toronto so far this season is a fucking disgrace.

 

[Meier]

I had Baez loading the bases with no outs. :lol I was about to come on here and rip him a new one when I noticed that we were up 5-3. :lol

Same! I was like uhh wtf is going on and then all the sudden we're up 4-3 and then 5-3. Good shit.

 

[BigJonsson]

Jays need to actually get the sweep this time

No more fucking around

 

[Y2Kev]

FUCKING GIAMBIBOMBI

 

[Wellington]

GIAMBEAST!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

:lol When it rains it pours. We predictably lose again to the Jays, and now HGH goes yard with the go ahead run in Detroit.

 

[R_GILL]

Damn Giambi, god damn it.

 

[vatstep]

Ugh, things are looking grim for this Sox road trip. Not looking forward to tomorrow night.

 

[Fifty]

I personally guarantee a Chacin win.

The only negative about this game, was that I had to miss it because of work. Truly tragic. But fear not, I will be there as the Red Sox trot out a true AAA pitcher against us tomorrow. Nice 7-2 record, Beckett. He's unbeatable as long as he doesn't face the Jays!

 

[R_GILL]

The only negative about this game, was that I had to miss it because of work. Truly tragic. But fear not, I will be there as the Red Sox trot out a true AAA pitcher against us tomorrow. Nice 7-2 record, Beckett. He's unbeatable as long as he doesn't face the Jays!

Pauley is a AA pitcher. Hopefully we kick his ass.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Our pitching staff tries to pitch to Vernon Wells like opposing pitchers treat Alex Gonzalez at the plate. A steady diet of fastballs inside and up in the zone are not going to get Wells out. I know Wells is a very good player, but we make him look like Albert Pujols out there.

 

[Fifty]

Ooo AA. This might just be the silver bullet to defeat the Jays.